October 8th, 2012
Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Image: AP.
We’re confident our readers know what went down gossip-wise this weekend, but if not, here’s the shortened version.
Saturday
Three time FIFA World Footballer of the year, Original Ronaldo, is “completely exhausted” by the weight loss and exercise demands of Medid Certa, the Brazilian version of Celebrity Fit Club he’s currently appearing on. [SuperSport]
Nagore did the school run shuffle with her son (on Friday, but whatevs). Gorge-ossity continued, unabated. [Europa Press]
For future reference, Lukasz Piszczek, never take your eyes of the player you have been assigned. It’s a mantra we follow religiously here at Kickette and it’s not let us down so far. [YouTube via KCKRS]
Sunday
Cheryl Cole stuck needles in her bum to cope with her then-husband’s infidelity issues. After she “attacked him like a lunatic”, natch. [The Sun, Splash News Online]
- Ashley Young gave one Manchester United fan the shock of his life by sitting in the normies section of St James Park. [Yahoo's Dirty Tackle]
- Giannina Maradona and Kun Aguero are apparently splitting up – again – after four years and one three-year-old together. They “drifted apart”, one of the many frequently available “sources close to the couple” told Argentina’s Paparazzi magazine. [Mega.TV]


carpet events with custom dresses. This trend was usually reserved for celebrities or royalties, and Wags have joined on this bandwagon because of their highly paid halves. Luxury like this can only happen due to a rich boyfriend.
Oooo baby. Rafa in that pic with his suit on…such a stud muffin. He has such swag! I miss seeing him and watching him play in a Spurs shirt every week. He was a fan favourite, and my favourite too
Kun and Gianina split up is no surprise….
Haha love what Ashley Young did!
If i were there i don't know how i would react XD
Dear La Albiceleste,
Lord can you do for one major tournament shoot yourselves in the foot with dating drama. Seriously, we are 612 days away from the world cup kicking off next door.. GET IT TOGETHER
Now, Kun and Giannina this mess between you has already cost you the ENTIRE Riquelme family. SERIOUSLY, FIGURE IT OUT. Plus, all y'all have a very cute and talented kid, so don't screw him up.
as for the rest, Nagore is stunning as always
Are we going to get a FC Bayern goes Oktoberfest post?
Yesssssssssss !!
Aw, that's sad (and possibly awkward, Argentina-international-duty-wise) about the Agureos. Hope it's not too hard on their son.
Mr Van der Vaart… That smile!! *Drool!*