October 17th, 2011

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Within the past two free time days of ours, we had an epiphany. Vodka isn’t an evil, horribly-tasting means to our stressful week ends. No, it’s actually water packaged up in pretty (and chilled) glass bottles specifically made for fun people like ourselves.

We’re so fun, in fact, that our gossip cheat sheet is insanely late and error-ridden due to our post-alcohol shakes. But what else is new?


- Benoit Assou-Ekotto summarised the global game of domestic footy this weekend by claiming that ‘footballers love money, not the shirt’. You find his comments to be true or false, Kickettes?

- Harper Seven Beckham attended the first of what (we can only assume) will be many football matches in her life. While her brothers watched Daddy B in action, she stared longingly at a bottle. We do that, too.

- We always knew Victor Valdes had the modeling spirit in him, but now a talent agency has agreed with us. Moral victory!


- Have you ever had a secret (or not-so-secret) admirer, Kickettes? We have, and all we got out of the deal was a stinky restraining order. Which is very different from the flowers and cheek peck this Ukranian lines(wo)man received.

- Porno midget may not be politically correct, or even nice in every sense of the word, but it made us giggle all the same.

- Has there been an outbreak of harmony in the Giggs’ household? After her spat with Ryan and Stacey last week, Natasha has announced that she and Rhodri are now friends.


- Queens Park Rangers’ Joey Barton spoke at the Professional Players Federation National Conference 2011 today. He was admirably busy campaigning for the release of documents relating to the 1989 Hillsborough Disaster.

We just can’t keep up, can you?

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  8. Kristina says:

    Oh, I could stare at Valdes mug all day long! Just give me more, I can take it! And perhaps there are some footballers that are only in it for the money, but most of them wants to play and develop. I guess that's the reason for most of the transfers.

  9. Hot4Spurs says:

    When I think of players like Jamie Carragher, I don't see him as a player who is playing just for the money. They would all be foolish to say they don't like the money. But to deal with the amount of injuries they face all of the time and their private lives revealed to the public, I would say that most of them do love the game as much as they love the money.

    The story about Giggs makes me cringe whenever I hear it! Ryan and Natasha are both disgusting, vile creatures! Their children will learn about this one day. Imagine the teasing they will receive.

  10. Gladys says:

    Check out JBarton looking all young Pierce Brosnan hot and campaigning for an important cause. Honestly, I used to not be able to stand the guy and now I find myself increasingly attracted to him despite his past shenanigans. I'm starting to worry.

    • MsLiverpoolLady says:

      He does look good right? I read the rest of the post but all I was thinking was hmmm, for someone who is normally so off his rocker and has a history with strange facial hair joey's looking pretty fresh!

  11. Agnes Wonka says:

    oh the Giggs family's issues are perfect for a sit com!

    Messi, the porno midget? LOL!

  12. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Oh the endless debate of footballer love for shirt vs money, some do actually move to win trophies and find new challenges ( not out of love for money or shirt)
    Even footballers who play for the shirt get paid in the end of the day, no professional footballer play for free, it is his/her job to do so..Every footballer out-there play for the money, some look at this as career to provide income only, some think for it as a passion, home-grown player or players who came way too young and develop in the club usually has the love of shirt more than others..

    As long as player stay respectful to the club and fans he was playing in or moved from, I don't see it as a problem for a player to play for money! as long he does his job in playing for the team, being respectful and win his clubs titles!

  13. littlegreenpea says:

    SOME footballers are out for the money, but not ALL of them…
    harper is so cute… and her cheeks are so big!!
    holy CRAP valdes' abs…. they are so glorious. :)
    Stacy and Rhodri are friends?? As if!
    Joey Barton looks really cute in that video… is it only me? AND he's supporting a great cause…

  14. anna says:

    What? Why Rhodri why? I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! I honestly don't think I can be friends with my ex or god forbid, reconcile if he had been cheating on me for the last 8 freaking years with my sister. That's really gross.

  15. lydia says:

    Kickettes, you didn't mention it! On Saturday was Bambi's birthday! Happy 23 Mesut! I bet there was an insane party… Ha!