September 26th, 2011

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet


- Victor Ulloa (above in the yellow keeper shirt) made our sh*t list after he publicly lashed out at a female referee saying, ‘Women exist to cook and serve men, not to get involved in soccer’. Oh son, you obviously do not know who you are messing with!

- Frank Lampard doesn’t cry, we just discovered. Rather, he gets a ‘little bit dewy’. Don’t we all, honey buns.

- Have you seen the longest-ever headed goal yet? Norway’s footballers are really stepping up their fame game lately.


- Mark your calendars, Kickettes: Andres Iniesta is allegedly getting hitched to longtime love/baby momma Ana Ortiz in July 2012.

- Which footballer has been known to lather on some lovely lady hand and body creams? We can’t narrow it down to just one name since we’ve witnessed about five or so players using said products in our presence.

- And who exactly thought Maradona was fit to legally operate heavy machinery? We’d like to have a word with him (obviously not a woman’s doing).

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21 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. bri_saldana says:

    Ugh…disgusting pig! Victor WHAT'S-HIS-FACE is a top class jerk!

  2. mamaly says:

    What a sad weekend: Carl -Erik Torp heart problems on the pitch and even more sad the dead in a car-crach of Theyab Awana . So you , so much talent.

  3. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    That Ulloa guy is such an ass what was he thinking when he said that. He should be thanking that the referee didnt find him and punch him in the nose. Because if I was her I would have done it and hard!

    Btw I also heard the news about Iniesta and CR7!!! Congrats to both wish them the best with their WAGs. Blessings always! :D

  4. Agnes Wonka says:

    Victor Ulloa should meet Hop Solo. She will teach him how to do the job!

  5. IrishBlue says:

    That Ulloa guy doesn't deserve a woman. What an ass.

  6. littlegreenpea says:

    victor olloa is an asshole. wow. what a stupid thing to say.
    that header was pretty awesome, I must say. I wish that I could do that.
    I never knew that iniesta had a girlfriend, much less a child…congratulations!

  7. xoWinnie says:

    congrats to Iniesta and Ana! i know i'd be a little uneasy
    if i were with someone that long and didn't get a ring!
    but she stuck around, so good for her!

    on another note, it's sad how some misogynistic losers can make
    a whole gender look bad.
    those women in the kitchen jokes are getting tired now.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      I would love their wedding lol..

      I actually can't believe some men still think in this way, wow!!…..Actually these are racist comments, so they better give him a ban

  8. JCJ says:

    I hate men who say things like that about women! I hope that he stays single for life!

  9. Shelley says:

    Oh Kickette – come on you are slipping!!! The most interesting thing about the Lampard story was the bit about Frank and Jose naked in a shower together !!!! It wasn't Frank welling up over his tangerine TV presenter girlfriend! (anyone noticed how awful he has been playing since he hooked up with her?)

    Iniesta – bless!! Congrats!!! Love him <3

  10. love says:

    I heard that cristiano wants to marry miss fayk next year same day as iniesta and his lady will marry…

  11. Hot4Spurs says:

    Well it's about time Iniesta! Congratulations!!

  12. Miss Lampard says:

    Awwww Frankie cried, he's such a cute boy, love this sensible part of him…