September 26th, 2011
Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Saturday
- Victor Ulloa (above in the yellow keeper shirt) made our sh*t list after he publicly lashed out at a female referee saying, ‘Women exist to cook and serve men, not to get involved in soccer’. Oh son, you obviously do not know who you are messing with!
- Frank Lampard doesn’t cry, we just discovered. Rather, he gets a ‘little bit dewy’. Don’t we all, honey buns.
- Have you seen the longest-ever headed goal yet? Norway’s footballers are really stepping up their fame game lately.
Sunday
- Mark your calendars, Kickettes: Andres Iniesta is allegedly getting hitched to longtime love/baby momma Ana Ortiz in July 2012.
- Which footballer has been known to lather on some lovely lady hand and body creams? We can’t narrow it down to just one name since we’ve witnessed about five or so players using said products in our presence.
- And who exactly thought Maradona was fit to legally operate heavy machinery? We’d like to have a word with him (obviously not a woman’s doing).
Ugh…disgusting pig! Victor WHAT'S-HIS-FACE is a top class jerk!
What a sad weekend: Carl -Erik Torp heart problems on the pitch and even more sad the dead in a car-crach of Theyab Awana . So you , so much talent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-78jQKSgoZs
That Ulloa guy is such an ass what was he thinking when he said that. He should be thanking that the referee didnt find him and punch him in the nose. Because if I was her I would have done it and hard!
Btw I also heard the news about Iniesta and CR7!!! Congrats to both wish them the best with their WAGs. Blessings always!
Victor Ulloa should meet Hop Solo. She will teach him how to do the job!
That Ulloa guy doesn't deserve a woman. What an ass.
victor olloa is an asshole. wow. what a stupid thing to say.
that header was pretty awesome, I must say. I wish that I could do that.
I never knew that iniesta had a girlfriend, much less a child…congratulations!
congrats to Iniesta and Ana! i know i'd be a little uneasy
if i were with someone that long and didn't get a ring!
but she stuck around, so good for her!
on another note, it's sad how some misogynistic losers can make
a whole gender look bad.
those women in the kitchen jokes are getting tired now.
I would love their wedding lol..
I actually can't believe some men still think in this way, wow!!…..Actually these are racist comments, so they better give him a ban
I hate men who say things like that about women! I hope that he stays single for life!
Oh Kickette – come on you are slipping!!! The most interesting thing about the Lampard story was the bit about Frank and Jose naked in a shower together !!!! It wasn't Frank welling up over his tangerine TV presenter girlfriend! (anyone noticed how awful he has been playing since he hooked up with her?)
Iniesta – bless!! Congrats!!! Love him <3
I heard that cristiano wants to marry miss fayk next year same day as iniesta and his lady will marry…
I heard that too about Ronaldo-I can't see that marriage last too long,well truth is I can't see Ronaldo being married to someone for the rest of his life or even this decade so he better sign a good prenuptial,and I am shore as his wife Irina will get even more job offers than she does as his girlfriend.
She gets a lot of job offers now, she's a good model.
oh poor Iniesta! If CR gets married at that time, no one will pay attention to his wedding! lol
I agree. Hopefully that's just a rumor but if not I hope CR7 can choose a different date.
Don Andres is quite shy…I have a feeling he might be relieved to have the attention taken off his nuptials.
yes, but his attention-seeker Barça mates (e.g. Piqué) will be very upset lol
@ Love: HER NAME IS MS. SHAYK. Got it you idiot.
I agree with you, I don't she's fake at all….
Well it's about time Iniesta! Congratulations!!
Awwww Frankie cried, he's such a cute boy, love this sensible part of him…