May 23rd, 2012
Kickette End Of 2011/12 Season Survey: Have Your Say
Image: AP Photo/Polfoto/Lars Poulsen.
It’s that awkward time of year when recently awarded trophies are settling into their new oak cabinetry homes, international teams are already looking ahead to the next big thing and every journo, agent, manager and momma is arguing over who will stay put and who will flee for pastures greener next season.
Because summers which have a major tournament or two on deck inevitably drag things to the point of exhaustion, we tend to lay low on the transfer talk until it blows over.
Since we barely touched on all the incredible action the last 10 months stepped to us with (we’re a staff of six with a collective attention span of a squirrel), assessing the below should help provide some comfort, closure and perhaps even a few clues about what different members of the Kickette Army will be wearing for Euro 2012.
Kickette End of 2011/12 Season Survey:
1. Who has been the best player 21-or-younger player in your eyes this season? 21-and-over player?
2. Signing of the season?
3. Best bubba parade?
4. Most impressive manager out of all the top leagues (Bundesliga, EPL, La Liga, Ligue 1, Serie A)?
Signing of the season? Doh!
6. Most shocking moment?
7. Any famous last words from you yourself, fave WAG, player or female physio to leave us with?
Lastly, to carry on with the full-disclosure policy we seem to be suddenly adopting, our therapist’s latest progress report concerning our extracurricular activities contained its fair share of good and bad news.
Bad news was she believes we’re walking a fine line on the brink of full blown alcoholism and need to cut back on hitting the bottle at all meals and snack times. In her professional opinion, drunk tweeting is also detrimental to our health as it could cause early onset arthritis if frequency levels are sustained. To top things off, she had the audacity to leave our celebratory high-five hanging in the air.
But enough of that negative nelly. On the flip, the great news is that we plan on increasing our drunk tweeting frequency throughout the Euros. It was nice knowing ya, thumbs!