February 3rd, 2011

Kickette Fail File: Craig Bellamy, Cardiff City FC

A trip to the English Championship for our latest Fail File, Kickettes. Please leave your golf clubs at the door and follow us. Refreshments will be provided during the interval.

POSITION/CLUB: Striker, Cardiff City FC (on loan)
CITED EVIDENCE: Photo (above)
KICKETTE VERDICT: Well, we’re not qualified readers of body language (to be fair, most of us in the Kickette office are barely qualified to travel unaccompanied to work), but from this photo we are able to deduce that Craig may still have some difficulty in dealing with his legendary anger in a positive way.

Quite what offence prompted him to strangle Reading’s Andy Griffin is unclear but it doesn’t really matter. Craig’s form in this area, along with the statement that he would be moving away from the ‘controversy and tension’ that surrounded his career at Manchester City has made our verdict very easy.

Craig? Large Fail File for you, m’laddo. Put the nice man down and come to collect it, please.

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15 Responses to “Kickette Fail File: Craig Bellamy, Cardiff City FC”

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  2. Shauna says:

    oh bellamy will you ever change, amazing footballer tho

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  4. kratik1987 says:

    well done, nice way for a post to come up.
    Bellamy has always had an anger problem
    Please have a read, this is written by me: http://kratik1987.blogspot.com/2011/02/dalglish-w…

  5. IrishBlue says:

    Aaron!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry but rest of the photo just seems insignificant.

  6. ThatWelshOne says:

    I was at this match! Ramseys back in town and I couldn't be happier :-)

    By the way, shout out for my nan. Found out today that she once dated a certain footballer by the name of Derek Tapscott (of Wales, Cardiff and Arsenal fame). My nan the Wag. Couldn't be prouder :-)

    • Missy Manchester says:

      Your Nan the wag! LOL That's a wonderful bit of family trivia.

      Maybe Kickette should start a "sister" site- -www.WasAWag.com–where anybody who has ever dated a footballer could share their stories/photos. Wagabees could check out the site to see the dating history of their betrothed.

  7. Missy Manchester says:

    Am I the only one who lives in fear that Craig Bellamy, Nigel de Jong, Joey Barton and Andy Carroll all show up together at an open-bar event?

    Roy Keane and a SWAT team would have to be on standby.

    • Liz says:

      Not fear so much as fantasise.

      What, like we wouldn't all be watching, with boxes of popcorn and some tissues?

  8. jen says:

    oh kickette, you beat me to the golf clubs pun! every time i see craig bellamy, i always think "i hope someone hid the golf clubs".

  9. SoccerrLoverrr says:

    OMGGG RAAAAMSEEYYY! Oh babyyy i missed seeing ur beautiful face <3

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  11. TalNeVi says:

    The only thing I can care about in this photo is Aaron Ramsey :D So happy to see him back! I missed you Rambo <3

  12. Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:

    Is that Ramsey in the backround demonstrating his sex face =P wuhahahaha……

    I wonder what got Bellamys so vexed, that guy has some anger management issues for real lol.

  13. blake2108 says:

    What's Craig done?

    I don't know cos I can't take my eyes off Aaron Ramsey