October 11th, 2010
Kickette Fail Files: Joachim Loew, Germany
Joachim Loew. What happened next? (AP Photo/Daylife)
As a new section available for your reading pleasure, the Kickette Fail Files will regularly provide examples of footy-world folk, who awkwardly find themselves incapable of performing everyday, mundane tasks.
Whether it’s a player, a manager, a WAG or even a commentator, you can be sure that we’ll be sharing any and all events occurring in football that we deem embarrassing enough to qualify.
Therefore, for our debut feature, we are thrilled to offer you Joachim Loew.
NAME OF APPLICANT: Joachim Loew
POSITION/CLUB: Manager, German National Team
BUSINESS UNDERTAKEN: Heading a football
CITED EVIDENCE: Photograph (above)
KICKETTE VERDICT: Joachim, we have admired your work for a while now. The German WC campaign demonstrated both your talents as a tactician and your ability to motivate a young squad. But vigilance on the training field is a manager’s responsibility, in order to instil confidence in his players. The ball speeding towards your head in the above photo does not serve to instil this confidence.
We therefore have no option but to award you a giant, fat FAIL.
OMG Jogi looks so fucking scared! XDDD
i cant believe they caught him pickin his noseee and EATING HIS BOOGERS!!!! EPIC FAIL
this man successfully makes every girl sweating *awwwww
Even if he likes to pick his nose in public, he's still one of the most handsome manager
AGREE!!!!!!
The Incredible Flying Jabulani has rendered Joachim powerless in its presence.
It had the same effect on England.
Spain and Holland are apparently impervious to its evil hypnotic ways.
that expression is priceless
hell yeah!kicking Innocent bottles like during match with Turkey last friday;) he was pised off like never because of Poldi…;) but I still like him very much …. handsome and wearing suits;) and of cours talented manager
keke when i see him, i imagine him destroying innocent water bottles all over Germany!
Haha, yes, that was so funny, I remember the water bottle beatings. He threw some especially high quality tantrums in the first half of the game against Turkey. After they started making some goals, he was still jumping around a lot, but at least he started hugging people instead of kicking the air. We should all do Loew Aerobics, forget Jazzercise….
AM sorry but everytime i think of Joachim i think of his rummage in his nose and eating his very own boo-boo's i mean even typing it is making me physically gag, so there that's 2 FAILS lol.
Oh someone told me about that, I thought they were kidding!
eewww! He really did that AND in public?!!?
@Debstimson yeah go on youtube you can watch it if you've got the stomach for it that is, i'd advice u against it your gag reflexes may work overtime lol.
yea i saw him doing that in world cup….i still think he is extremely cute though
Joachim Loew, or Joachim no? god, I miss the world cup :'(
Loving it kickette
Genius !!!