January 12th, 2012
Kickette Fail Files: Marco Simone, AS Monaco FC
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Retired Serie A footballer turned Ligue 2 club manager, Marco Simone, has the most interesting hairstyle – if “style” is even the right word to call it?
You think those haven’t-been-washed-in-weeks strands are all really his? Or is this the effed up work of a hair piece?
If Marco’s bedhead didn’t sprout from his own scalp, well then, he should look into getting a refund.
Like, immediately.
Can't tell if he's just trolling people with that hair or just really eccentric and going through some sort of follicly-challenged middle age crisis… It's like a reverse toupee but with lots of gel.
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It looks like a one of those straw hats worn in the paddy fields!! XD
The worst things is that he is actually a very good-looking man. If he he had a nice short 'do or even shaved it completely, he would would even be hot. THIS….requires some intervention.
It's just wrrrrrrong. But please let's hope he doesn't go off the deep end and consult Borri for some hair advice. Please please keep us posted on any progress here!
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He’s a ligue 2 club manager !
Flock of Seagulls! His hair just is not long enough for that 'doo just yet.
The prescence of the beard and the rather uninspired black suit suggest to me that appearence is not something which is high on his current list of priorities.
The side view makes me think it's his own hair and he's trying to cover up an awkward bald spot… or something… what the eff I have no clue. It's like road kill, but worse…
What in the name of Ramos is going on here? Grossssss.
I'm pretty open minded when it comes to men's hair, but this is unacceptable.