January 12th, 2012

Kickette Fail Files: Marco Simone, AS Monaco FC

Image: planete-asm.fr.

Retired Serie A footballer turned Ligue 2 club manager, Marco Simone, has the most interesting hairstyle – if “style” is even the right word to call it?

You think those haven’t-been-washed-in-weeks strands are all really his? Or is this the effed up work of a hair piece?

If Marco’s bedhead didn’t sprout from his own scalp, well then, he should look into getting a refund.

Like, immediately.

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12 Responses to “Kickette Fail Files: Marco Simone, AS Monaco FC”

  1. misshelenasofia says:

    Can't tell if he's just trolling people with that hair or just really eccentric and going through some sort of follicly-challenged middle age crisis… It's like a reverse toupee but with lots of gel.

  2. YoullNeverWalkAlone says:

    It looks like a one of those straw hats worn in the paddy fields!! XD

  3. blitzenTO says:

    The worst things is that he is actually a very good-looking man. If he he had a nice short 'do or even shaved it completely, he would would even be hot. THIS….requires some intervention.

  4. ChefDi says:

    It's just wrrrrrrong. But please let's hope he doesn't go off the deep end and consult Borri for some hair advice. Please please keep us posted on any progress here!

  5. [...] A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS TRIBUTE, OR DID HIS FLOWBEE GET AWAY FROM HIM? Monaco manager Marco Simone and his haircut need an intervention. // Kickette [...]

  6. Jay says:

    He’s a ligue 2 club manager !

  7. April says:

    Flock of Seagulls! His hair just is not long enough for that 'doo just yet.

  8. DrStrangelove says:

    The prescence of the beard and the rather uninspired black suit suggest to me that appearence is not something which is high on his current list of priorities.

  9. Catie2838 says:

    The side view makes me think it's his own hair and he's trying to cover up an awkward bald spot… or something… what the eff I have no clue. It's like road kill, but worse…

  10. earidurt says:

    What in the name of Ramos is going on here? Grossssss.

  11. jhjenn says:

    I'm pretty open minded when it comes to men's hair, but this is unacceptable.