October 8th, 2010
Kickette Island: Tater Tots & Body Shots
Fantasy Island, Kickette style. (Gourcuff via Getty Images)
We very much enjoy learning about our readers. We frequently spend many an hour (that could otherwise be utilised constructively) reading through your comments and making notes as to your preferences. Just in case anything needs to be reported to the relevant authorities, you understand.
For your weekend homework, we would like you guys to describe the constituent parts of your perfect Kickette event. If we could go anywhere, do anything, invite anyone to celebrate our mutual adoration of all things hot, what would we do? A whistle stop tour around Kickette HQ has thrown up the following examples to get you started:
Location: Kickette Island, somewhere just off the Bahamas
Invitees: Marco Borriello, Pepe Reina, Joe Hart, Yoann Gourcuff
Evening Event Schedule: Popping body shots, Naked Twister
Food & Beverage: Milkshakes, Cristal, Tequila Slammers, Chocolate fountain, Tater Tots and a good quality cheeseboard
Feeling inspired? Good. Let your fevered and clearly unhinged imaginations run wild.
We would like to say that any ideas we consider better than ours would be utilised as a template for a Kickette bash to be held in the future. But when met our lawyers to tell them of our ideas, they trembled and actually began shedding hair. So, for their sakes as well as that of our livers, we shall simply agree to post a list of the best suggestions at a later date.
NOTE: Overly ‘descriptive’ comments will be removed. As a guideline, a leg fur admiration session gets in. Smearing jam on it does not.