February 24th, 2012
Kickette Poll: Here Come The Girls!
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We’ve got to say, while canvassing your opinions as to the hotness quotient of various players is an endless source of fun and amusement for us, too much of a good thing is bad for you. We actually ate so much confectionery yesterday that one of us is dipping in and out of a sugar coma as we write, so you can be sure we’ve tested the theory thoroughly.
So, for our latest reader poll we’re going to change things up a little. While your evaluation skills of fluffy to fearsome ratios and fitness parameters will still be rigorously examined, we want you to apply them to a slightly different type of subject.
We want to know who you’re girl-crushing on.
Yeah. It’s a massive deal.
We’ve selected three female representatives for this challenge – women who for one reason or another turn up on our pages fairly regularly and seem to generate a surprising amount of interest considering we started out as a male appreciation forum.
Your instructions for voting purposes remain the same. Some of you might actually have designs to marry one of these girls and live happily ever after, some of you might just find yourself inexplicably drawn to them as relief from the acres of macho manflesh on display. We don’t care. Just tell us who you want to share a milkshake with in a one straw only type deal, and we’ll sit around and coo at the results for a while, then remember to post them.
What are you waiting for? A toaster oven?
Whether it’s just the fact that she’s actually doing a job that we all envy a little too much for our own health, or you buy into the rumours that her presence is affecting Chelsea’s on-pitch prowess, the amount of love (and traffic) for Eva C has surprised and thrilled us more than you could ever know. The fact that she is ridiculously hot has nothing to do with it.
So we’ve all fallen for a hot forward at some point or another (for most of us, it’s how we got into the game), and we unashamedly admit that Alex is one of the hottest out there. Our coverage of the Women’s World Cup last year showed us that we weren’t the only ones to have noticed.
Last year we learned that Alex was wifed-up with Seattle Sounders midfielder Servando Carrasco, but we like to think that our interest has inspired her to up her game lately – check out her experiments in body paint for Sports Illustrated before voting and see whether it’s worth fighting Servando for her honour. We think it might be.
Someone we definitely wouldn’t consider fighting, even for Xabi , is Nagore Aramburu. Yes folks, the female half of the Kickette ‘Power Couple Of The Year’ exudes moody menace from every perfect pore when she’s not producing beautiful babies, and even with our street skillz we’d be nervous to take her on in a scuffle. We’d be bitchfaced to death before running like hell was even an option.
The question is though, would we actually enjoy that? We’re keeping quiet (it’s best we don’t expose you to our homemade brand of fantasy fangirl fiction), but you can vote anonymously. No one will find out, unless you post your reasoning in the comments section.
In which case, expect it to be featured in a huge font when we publish the results of this poll.
Come on, you guys know how this works now, surely?