January 12th, 2010
Kickette 2009 Readers’ Choice Awards: ‘Baller Bodies
Today we’re asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.
Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.
Bayern Munich’s Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today. The first person to cast a vote for him wins any tummy button fluff available.*
KICKETTE RCA 2009: ‘BALLER BODIES
- Just Play In The Nude, Already
Voting will be open on all categories until the 23rd, when we will announce/celebrate the winners.
*No one is winning anything from Mario’s belly-button. Taking part is the winning. We’re all winners here today. Etc.