January 12th, 2010
Kickette 2009 Readers’ Choice Awards: ‘Baller Bodies
Today we’re asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.
Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.
Bayern Munich’s Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today. The first person to cast a vote for him wins any tummy button fluff available.*
KICKETTE RCA 2009: ‘BALLER BODIES
- Just Play In The Nude, Already
- Obliques We’d Like 10 Minutes Alone With
Voting will be open on all categories until the 23rd, when we will announce/celebrate the winners.
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*No one is winning anything from Mario’s belly-button. Taking part is the winning. We’re all winners here today. Etc.
Ok I am not british, can someone please explain how you can find John Terry sexy?!?!?! I don't see it at all..And none of my friends do..
So basically what I am asking is this: Is it a British phenomenon?!
I have non-British friends who clearly see something in him that I do not…but I'm with you on this. I have no idea.
I'm British and everything about the man repulses me.
Ok, good to know that I am not the only one at kickette who doesn’t see it
It just shocks me every time I see comments that state he is hot..
thanks for bringing that man utd starting line-up picture into my life. WOW.
this was fun, for sure–but where were torres and casillas?
mte. come on, fernando won a thigh-off against stevie, and he has some of the best hip dips in the business. and iker…is iker. god knows we don’t love him for what he COVERS his gorgeous body with.
Ooooh, best awards ever…thanks for lifting my spirits with your very tough (but awesome) choices, Kickette…have made my picks…yay!
where are the Fernando hip-dips?
I don’t think I have ever enjoyed a poll more! <3
Photographic evidence that JT is a walking dick.
Well said.
Nice poll! Are u going to have a poll for the WAGs as well?
Ooops. Sorry Kickette. I just saw the WAG poll. Have bee mia for a while. Will go check it out!
where can I vote for nemanja (alone)? or see a new picture of him? read about him? anything??!?
not seeing him on the pitch is hard already, but not even seeing him here is a torture!!
Bom boom pow
*that’s all I can say XD*
<3 <3 <3
Just wanted to tell you I loved the idea, it’s very amusing
Quick FYI… it’s Bernardo Corradi, not Antonio.
Holy non-factchecking helper monkeys! We're in a daze of late.. thanks for the spot!
Prego. I'm still suffering from holiday hangover syndrome, as well. (You know I'm always on top of my league, so to speak.)
Yeah I thought something was odd there!
loved it
Weeell..not that hard xd
Love that you gave John his own category, Kickette! (I mean, how could you not, right? lol) And it was very sweet to allow him to share it with Frank
, who is definitely no slouch in this department either! Although the notion of choosing just ONE of those beautiful moments is completely ridiculous, I played along. And I"m sure you know which one I selected. LOL
Indeed, it's hard to choose!
Such hard choices….totally not fair but needed