May 18th, 2011

Kickette: The Predator Is Launched

Yup. He’s spotted her approach. Poor boy. Images: Getty Images/Zimbio

Unlike most of our footballing friends, we know how to operate a Twitter account without offending anyone. Most of the time. Indeed, it’s something of a secondary news outlet for us, allowing us to leak breaking gossip from the frontline. For example, if you don’t follow us, you may have missed out on our live reports from the launch of Adidas’ new Predator boot yesterday.

RvP looks on as a scuffle breaks out near the back of the room. Who might have been involved in that, we wonder, nonchalantly?

Yes, despite the sportswear manufacturers’ best efforts, a Kickette staff member was able to sneak into the Truman Brewery (oh, who are we kidding. She lives in there) in London and frighten the living daylights out of the likes of Nani, Kaka, Fernando Llorente (top) and Robin van Persie who were all present, correct and nervy in their matching outfits.

Prior to discovery, our woman on the inside was able to consume the required number of Jaffa Cakes to invoke her inner loony (thirty-two) and then set about unnerving Llorente, making false allegations about Robin van Persie and pursuing Jack Rodwell in the hope of catching him naked, shortly before she and her shopping trolley full of sweets were summarily banished from the event.

Sigh. We had such high hopes. More fool us, it seems.

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23 Responses to “Kickette: The Predator Is Launched”

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  2. Marina_Isabella says:

    Fernando looks very good with his new haircut… It's good to change a bit.

  3. shevaughn says:

    fernando cut his hair!!!!!!!!!

  4. Sra. Llorente says:

    Fernando is screaming all kinds of sexy!! =D =D

  5. black widow says:

    but … but … llorente's missing his fluffy curls! i want my lion king back!

  6. Winnie Mata says:

    this post is just all kinds of hot.

  7. xbabyshakesx says:

    OH GAWD!
    LLORENTE RVP AND KAKA ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!!
    OVARIES GONE!!!

  8. gin_in_teacups says:

    Hello lovely lovely boys.

    Meanwhile, why is Kaka so precious? How can a grown man be THAT adorable? It defies reason.

    • camille says:

      i KNOW!!!!!
      kaka is so cute it hurts:)))))))) lol

    • Kat says:

      Totally agree! How can he be as adorable as a 6 month old baby with chubby cankles and dimples AND be hot at the same time? How? How?!?!?!?! It's amazing how he can induce both "awwwwwwwwwww…" and "raaaawwwwwrr!" simultaneously!

      And I really think he looks like his son Luca in that photo.

  9. Lanie says:

    Oh my, let's give Fernando Llorente some air time shall we? *swoon*

  10. JA7 says:

    Can i just have both of them?
    Please.

  11. Zahara says:

    OMG FERNANDO FRIKING LLORENTE! whoa, im going to thank your mother just for giving you birth!
    and that 1st pic is my new screensaver!
    i cant get over how hot this guy is!
    AYAYAY!

    and i also like RVP's new stubble! its very nice!

  12. Sarah, Madrid says:

    I love how Nani is entertainting Kaka, I bet is by the instruction of his buddy Cris! Keep my kaka happy Nani!

  13. Llorente's new hairstyle is LOVELY :) such a handsome man

  14. Bri says:

    That picture of kaka and nani is almost better than a basket of kittens it is so cute!

  15. Ashlee says:

    Fernando Llorente? Yes, yes a thousand times yes.

  16. MadameGourcuff says:

    llorente cut his mane, i guess he's not lion king anymore, but still hot:)

    • ciotog says:

      I miss it!! I would not have minded running my fingers through that curly mop of blonde hair!! But he does still look gorgeous!! And RvP with the Salt and Pepper hair- ageing like a fine wine!!

  17. Hazel says:

    Oh, Kickette. I thought Llorente was the predator to be launched! I was about to volunteer to be the prey.

  18. Leya_S says:

    The other day one of my students that I advise said "If I had to choose to be any footballer, it would be Fernando Llorente, bc he's an awesome player and all the girls love him." And all I could think was "Yes, yes, we do."
    RVP looking all sorts of sexy as well with his dreamy look and adorable touch-of-gray temples.

  19. m_2 says:

    There is not enough time in the day to decide between the two pictures (Fernando Llorente and RvP) for my computer monitor wallpaper. I have worn my mouse out rolling back and forth. Wait, I have two monitors. Halla

  20. Melissa says:

    RvP, Fernando and Kaka!!! Could it get any hotter ???:)