March 5th, 2012

Kickette Vocabulary: The Ramos Effect™

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*Cheers to Mata for correctly spotting the funny that wasn’t!

Term of the day: The Ramos Effect™

Part of speech: propositional phrase*

Definition: The Ramos Effect™ is a term coined by Kickette scientists to describe the evolutionary response of women and men who suddenly find themselves in the presence of Sergio Ramos. Mild to severe reactions include eyes bugging out from their sockets, hay fever, strained and/or broken necks and laryngitis. As a result of The Ramos Effect™, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.


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44 Responses to “Kickette Vocabulary: The Ramos Effect™”

  1. Ivy says:

    To say it in medical term, I'm definitely a non-responder to the "Ramos Effect" I even don't find him attractive at all.

  2. Kat89 says:

    OMG I fully know what The Ramos Effect does!! when I saw him i literally went into a daze like in the movies when the rest of the world disappears and it's just him in all his glory! sigh that moment was perfection! i love him! i want to marry him! i want his babies!

  3. xoWinnie says:

    how this perfect specimen continues to be denied his rightful place in the FF or Hot HOF i do not know…

  4. Danielle says:

    Thanks God for making The Ramos and letting us have the pleasure of walking this earth with him.

  5. brit says:

    lol not really… not my cup of tea, thank you

  6. Gladys says:

    Though I'm the only one who actually prefers Soldado to the Ramos (I know, there's no accounting for taste), this picture made my day. The other guys' faces are priceless. What in the world happened to make them turn like this?

  7. Kat says:

    Brilliant photo. The expression of Soldado and the other man are priceless. Even men are not immune to The Ramos effect.

  8. S4Jill says:

    Good God!!! Damn this man is super hot!!!!! I'm loving the ever so slightly regular Sergio photos on Kickette. Please carry on. He's truly a work of Art, on and off the pitch.

  9. camille says:

    badass sunglasses

  10. Love Sergi says:

    I know the feeling of the-so-called "Ramos Effect"…Being in his presence left me speechless! He still takes my breath away after all these years obsessing over him.

  11. Val says:

    But he ain't even cute.

  12. Fernanda says:

    I do not find him attractive at all! Total butterface in my opinion.

  13. Slav4mou says:

    Love this but…there's no preposition. "Under the Ramos Effect" would do it.

  14. dominique says:


  15. thelovehater says:

    The Ramos Effect controlled my dreams for an entire summer…I believe it was around the same time I was listening to Gaga's Monster. *sigh* More Ramos, please!!

  16. Agnes Wonka says:

    I suffer it, but in a low level…

  17. Americus Killaponius says:

    Wtf how is "The Ramos Effect™" a prepositional phrase? There is no preposition at all! Am I the only one bothered by this????

  18. littlegreenpea says:

    Kickette, you should do more of these. :)

  19. earidurt says:

    OMG…..he looks INCREDIBLE !!!!!!! I am sweating over here. He looks like he just stepped out of a magazine. Sergio, you are ……you just ARE…..I have no words !!!

  20. sierra says:

    he is so gorgeous , i completely understand that double take and neck strain

  21. Jayy says:

    Symptoms include dry mouth, dirty dreams, jaw dropping and unexpected squealing that is associated with inappropriate thoughts.
    SERGIOLOGY – my favourite form of science. Do you think we can get him to be our example of the human anatomy so we can use him for demonstrations? Purely science of course.

  22. DrStrangelove says:

    Nobody does it better
    Makes me feel sad for the rest
    Nobody does it
    Half as good as you
    Sergio, Sergio
    You're The Best™

  23. Sarah, Madrid says:

    If Ramos effect was part of my biology lessons, I would have done so much better, or wait I thinnk he should be part of sexual education one, right a sexual education lesson, or have whole book written about the Ramos effect.

    Look at his hair, he is beautiful, hot with gorgeous hair a Madridista capitan, a beast in La roja what more can for.., Kickette when you will add him to Hot h.o.f?

  24. April says:

    Was this when he had just answered the question about Nando not making the team? Look how upset he seems! I bet there are many here that would punch Soldado out of the way to console Ramos.