George Clooney's g/f cheated on him with Clarence Seedorf? Eh? 
UPDATE: Everyone should soon able to post and see the community tools – if not, let us know. We’ll be putting up a post that answers many of your questions (your profile image takes time to show as it has to be approved, the number of comments on a post will return, entering html in a post has changed, etc) – remember this is still in beta stage so give us a minute to get situated.
Our community tools will be up and running shortly.
Please have patience with our web monkeys whilst everything gets sorted – if the comments look different to you, that’s because they are… don’t panic, there will be a period now where posting will be unavailable or weird.
These will be the early days of the community tools section, so please be aware that there may be a few bugs we’ll need to to call the exterminators in for. Drop us a line and let us know if something isn’t working or looks odd. Consider this the ‘beta’ stage while we all get adjusted.
A few bits of info and guidelines are included in the click through below for those interested.
Side note: A massive thanks to everyone who visits the site, emails us tips and pics and supports Kickette – we wouldn’t be able to do this without our insanely witty, footie-smart and good-looking crew of readers.
You will now be able to edit your comments, flag comments that you think are inappropriate /come from someone wearing flat shoes, and you can also have pics and a profile page if you so desire. You can upload videos, pictures, chat for days on end about the cloud you saw in the sky that looked just like Xabi’s knees, etc.
At the moment, you do not have to register if you want to post comments, but we may be changing this depending on the level of crazies who come on board and post crazy talk.
Please be super careful with images you upload to the site, credit accordingly and limit the photo hawking to a reasonable level so that we don’t all get sued or have the site shut down by the litigious folks who find it offensive that we are posting half-nekkid David Beckham photos taken without permission or by use of force.
The main site will continue as per usual – nothing is changing this side. The community tools are there for those who are interested. Comments will be more strictly moderated on the main site as the community will now be the place to go off topic. If you wish to take a discussion there, by all means post a link to your community ramblings and drag everyone along with you.
If anyone is interested in helping out with comment moderation, virtual interning or baller stalking on our behalf, we’d love to hear from you.
One of our long-time Kickettes, TammyV, will be moderating the message boards. Please welcome her and bow to her edit button wielding authority.
You are the best and I can’t wait to join your community.
Also, just wanted to say that I’m not boycotting the community or anything; but, it’s still not showing up for me! 
Haha
) Hopefully anyway!!
Huh, is Shiny Media taking over Kickette?