July 1st, 2008

Kicking It: Don’t Mess With Golden Balls

Who knew David Beckham was so insecure about keeping his Golden Balls title? Looks like he’ll do anything to take out the competition.

We particularly like his villainous grin after ending DC United’s Luciano Emilio Gonzalo Martinez’s ability to bear children in the future.

Also attached: another reminder of the legacy Becks is so loathe to give up.  And by legacy, we mean the rather large package of magical wonder that he keeps stashed in his pants.  No, not his wallet.

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16 Responses to “Kicking It: Don’t Mess With Golden Balls”

  1. ?????????????????{SINGLE} says:

    Hardcore!

  2. ?????????????????{SINGLE} says:

    Hardcore!

  3. Becca says:

    Haha, Well Done Becks.(Y)

  4. The Fourth Official says:

    Wow. How is David keeping himself levitated on that fence rail? Sheer core strength? Whatev. It’s impressive. Myself, I think the size of the package has been reduced slightly in these latest pics. Still very interesting, but more manageable.

  5. lose that girl says:

    And everyone thinks women are ruthless…!

    lose that girl blog

  6. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    God bless Armani!!!!

  7. lose that girl says:

    And everyone thinks women are ruthless…!

    lose that girl blog

  8. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    God bless Armani!!!!

  9. kenny fuccing B says:

    yo0 fuck that trick poser

  10. dcubetcha says:

    actually that was gonzalo martinez. whose baby-making abilities are no less important, don’t get me wrong…

  11. Brandy says:

    You’re funny Kickette ;) I’d chose the “rather large package of magical wonder that he keeps stashed in his pants” over his wallet any day. So sad, yet so true! We’ve all said it a million times but I think it bears repeating: “Thank you ooooooh THANK YOU Armani!!!!”

  12. Cesc's lil bird says:

    Goodness! Yeah that’s all I have to say about that…

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  13. Moongirl says:

    *raises a glass to the Gods that are Armani!*

  14. TammyV says:

    Since the mighty DCC United kicked their asses 4-1…I am sure there was an enourmous amount of baby-making in DC afterwards. I actaully liked Jamie Morano’s tackle on Becks more

  15. TammyV says:

    Since the mighty DCC United kicked their asses 4-1…I am sure there was an enourmous amount of baby-making in DC afterwards. I actaully liked Jamie Morano’s tackle on Becks more

  16. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Wow. Thats all I have to say. Beckham brought a whole new meaning to the phrase “Goldenballs” when he started this whole Armani underwear fandango.