March 2nd, 2012
Kitted Out: All Systems Glow For Nike
Images via nikeinc.
We checked our editorial guidelines to see if we were obligated to run this video boasting a naked Neymar a mere two seconds in, and as it turns out, we are.
Being the kind of girls who pollute the environment with our every waking thought, we’re grateful Nike has picked up our slack. The kits they’ve designed for Brazil, France, USA and Australia are almost completely recycled and manufactured from an average of thirteen plastic bottles.
Which explains why none of these ‘ballers are perspiring in their new kits. Sweating like normal people is overrated, you see. Shooting laser beams from your midsection so it glows is not.
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hot hot hot. love it, thank you!
I personally think Paulo Henrique Ganso is hot! But thats my opinion
It is like they are bursting at the seams.
Neymar would be so hot if he got rid of that ridiculous hair OR even sported a decent gelled mohawk.
I'm not a fan of the new USMNT jersey. My friend Brian described it as a Rick Santorum sweater vest. I prefer the old ones with the beauty pagent sash
I agree with you… I'm actually rocking the old away jersey as I type this, and I HATE the new one. I hate the sleeves as a different color.
They look like arsenal jerseys.
I second that.
I don't know how I feel about it yet. Initial observations are negative. This design only works on van Persie, Aaron Ramsey, or people with nice arms.
Because whenever the slum?
Neymar was not born in the slum because the scenario is one?
Not everyone in Brazil and the players are born in the slums or in very poor communities!