March 2nd, 2012

Kitted Out: All Systems Glow For Nike

Images via nikeinc.

We checked our editorial guidelines to see if we were obligated to run this video boasting a naked Neymar a mere two seconds in, and as it turns out, we are.

Being the kind of girls who pollute the environment with our every waking thought, we’re grateful Nike has picked up our slack. The kits they’ve designed for Brazil, France, USA and Australia are almost completely recycled and manufactured from an average of thirteen plastic bottles.

Which explains why none of these ‘ballers are perspiring in their new kits. Sweating like normal people is overrated, you see. Shooting laser beams from your midsection so it glows is not.








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10 Responses to “Kitted Out: All Systems Glow For Nike”

  1. ChefDi says:

    hot hot hot. love it, thank you!

  2. Stefania says:

    I personally think Paulo Henrique Ganso is hot! But thats my opinion :)

  3. Natalie says:

    It is like they are bursting at the seams.

  4. Jayy says:

    Neymar would be so hot if he got rid of that ridiculous hair OR even sported a decent gelled mohawk.

  5. Kerry says:

    I'm not a fan of the new USMNT jersey. My friend Brian described it as a Rick Santorum sweater vest. I prefer the old ones with the beauty pagent sash

  6. Loninha - Brasil says:

    Because whenever the slum?
    Neymar was not born in the slum because the scenario is one?
    Not everyone in Brazil and the players are born in the slums or in very poor communities!