March 1st, 2010
La Liga: Gossip Round Up
What’s the latest from the wonderful world of La Liga?
Surprisingly, the breaking story that Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid) drinks his tea faster than his (equally hot) brother, Mikel Alonso Olano (Tenerife) is not the only news you need to know about.
A Tale of Two Ponytails
Days after celebrating his 200th match as a Real Madrid player, The Ramos™ found himself in a much less glamorous location….. in the Slammer. Fear not, Kickettes, the fashion police had not castigated him for his love of fugly denim. It was all part of an initiative to enrich and inspire the lives of actual criminals by signing their chests. What crime must we commit to receive the same treatment?
Sergio was asked during a Q&A session if he still finds time for extra-curricular activity with such a busy schedule. Reiterating the importance of a total body workout separate from the one he regularly gets at his job, The Ramos™ said:
“That’s a great question, but don’t worry there’s time for everything! You
got to allocate the right amount of time for each.”
In bad press conference hair news, this happened.
“Is She/Isn’t She” wagabee, Sara PastaSauce, watched Real Madrid’s match two weekends ago with friends at a local bar. This time around she did not cuddle in the corner with Iker as it was reported after his last win. We implore our opinionated readers to share their thoughts on her platform shoesie-thingies.
The Spanish press continue to keep the Iker-Carbs rumours afloat by hinting that solid sources have confirmed the pair are an item, (but that they are taking it slow since her recent break-up with her boyfriend “was messy”.) Still no pictures = rumour central (at least to us and our coping strategy advisers.)
A former footballer himself, he was known to strip from time to time. He’s 36 years young and you should get to know him. Intimately.
Fashion Shouldn’t Hurt Like This
Meanwhile, away from the beautiful game, the likes of F5 member/Getafe player Miguel Torres (who’s hanging onto his spot by a thread, FYI) and Guti were putting in less charitable appearances at Cibleles Madrid Fashion Week.
As the rest of Migi’s get-up was far from baulk-inducing, we can bypass comments on his silky-pyjama striped collar since our stomachs have been in stitches after discovering Guti’s Alice In Wonderland ensemble.
Sidenote: Our thoughts and condolences go out to Arancha, Guti’s ex-wife. The pair gathered at her father’s funeral on Friday.
In other, unrelated news, we are able to recommend a good plastic surgeon who knows a thing or two about properly using lip, forehead and under-eye injectables if anyone is interested.