March 1st, 2010

La Liga: Gossip Round Up

What’s the latest from the wonderful world of La Liga?

Surprisingly, the breaking story that Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid) drinks his tea faster than his (equally hot) brother, Mikel Alonso Olano (Tenerife) is not the only news you need to know about.

A Tale of Two Ponytails

Days after celebrating his 200th match as a Real Madrid player, The Ramos™ found himself in a much less glamorous location….. in the Slammer. Fear not, Kickettes, the fashion police had not castigated him for his love of fugly denim. It was all part of an initiative to enrich and inspire the lives of actual criminals by signing their chests. What crime must we commit to receive the same treatment?

Sergio was asked during a Q&A session if he still finds time for extra-curricular activity with such a busy schedule.  Reiterating the importance of a total body workout separate from the one he regularly gets at his job, The Ramos™ said:

“That’s a great question, but don’t worry there’s time for everything! You
got to allocate the right amount of time for each.”

Surely a question like this warrants said inmate a lesser sentence due to his exceptional behavior?

In bad press conference hair news, this happened.

Oh, her.

Is She/Isn’t She” wagabee, Sara PastaSauce, watched Real Madrid’s match two weekends ago with friends at a local bar. This time around she did not cuddle in the corner with Iker as it was reported after his last win. We implore our opinionated readers to share their thoughts on her platform shoesie-thingies.

The Spanish press continue to keep the Iker-Carbs rumours afloat by hinting that solid sources have confirmed the pair are an item, (but that they are taking it slow since her recent break-up with her boyfriend “was messy”.) Still no pictures = rumour central (at least to us and our coping strategy advisers.)

Mr. President

Because no league would be complete without a hot club president, we were delighted to learn Malaga CF’s Fernando Sanz currently satisfies this role quite nicely.

A former footballer himself, he was known to strip from time to time. He’s 36 years young and you should get to know him. Intimately.


Fashion Shouldn’t Hurt Like This

Meanwhile, away from the beautiful game, the likes of F5 member/Getafe player Miguel Torres (who’s hanging onto his spot by a thread, FYI) and Guti were putting in less charitable appearances at Cibleles Madrid Fashion Week.

As the rest of Migi’s get-up was far from baulk-inducing, we can bypass comments on his silky-pyjama striped collar since our stomachs have been in stitches after discovering Guti’s Alice In Wonderland ensemble.

Sidenote: Our thoughts and condolences go out to Arancha, Guti’s ex-wife. The pair gathered at her father’s funeral on Friday.

Doctor-Supervised Aging

Helena Seger (Barcelona’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s lady), is rather pretty. That much we acknowledge.

In other, unrelated news, we are able to recommend a good plastic surgeon who knows a thing or two about properly using lip, forehead and under-eye injectables if anyone is interested.

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45 Responses to “La Liga: Gossip Round Up”

  1. Mom says:

    OMG!!! The wall behind Guti should read Hil-Larios. and the pics of Iker against the wall… i can't concentrate anymorrrrr………………. *thud*

  2. It was to hope a total reinvention of Wonderland, with the twist that Burton gives to his films, but sadly, this version on LSD of “Alice in Wonderland” is not much than that, because where previous Burton films shined, this one failed. There’s not a chance in getting involved with the characters (as we did with both sweet Eddies – Scissorhands and Wood -), and the adventure they are living is as plain as a 32′ LED TV.

  3. rita says:

    Xabi’s brother is called Mikel not Mikael, Kickettes. He’s 18 months older than Xabi and single. He lives in Tenerife where he works (plays for Tenerife).

  4. MissEstonia says:

    Guti, my love…I thought we had an understanding..I thought we were in love. Yet you burn my eyeballs so with that jacket! WHY?

    Actually, I won't even blame him for wearing it. I'll blame whatever designer made that. What was he/she/it thinking?!

  5. sounderslove says:

    Two Alonsos…one for football, one for pleasure.

    And Xabi looks way sexier sans beard and in Madrid colours, sorry 'pool girls.

  6. gise says:

    Don’t ever change Guti. The world needs someone buying those jackets.

    Mmm not just one, but TWO Alonsos (ah ah ah).

  7. Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

    I agree, for the 100th time, this Iker and Sara thing is annoying me. Boy, is she an annoying woman, already??? Imagine if they are involved

    how much more irritating that is going to be.

    Its worse than the Ana situation! Obviously Sara doesnt know what she wants. If she did she could have just got involved with him in the first place at the confed cup. She was either playing hard to get or was keeping her options open!!! possibly for someone better ( then realizing there is no one better) ;)

    Iker, i really dont think she is worth it!!!

    I am also contemplating buying that ticket to Madrid!

    I also think that goal was so unfair, obviously the ref did not see it or else he would know that it was illegal. Maybe one of the guys from madrid should do the same to show them how unfair it is. But then again i would much rather them play fair than dirty…..

    Alonso brother…. So cute!!!

    Oh Sergio, i think you would make a good friend. I would love to be your best friend. Sorry, but my heart belongs to Iker!!! :)

    Fernando Sanz…. Yum!!!

    Guti….. You look like Bozo the clown….. please give that jacket away…

  8. I'm a Man says:

    Gutí has great personal style… it would look crap on 99% of the general public but Gutí somehow gets away with that pink checkered blazer. Well done.

  9. Ella says:

    Ok, I’ll be the odd woman out. I DON’T miss Xabi’s beard! And I was hoping for a CR9 update too…. :-(

    • Molly says:

      I don’t miss Xabi’s beard either, Ella. And I wish Iker would shave his too. I’m not a fan of the beard trend it reminds me of my dad. And I love Iker’s lack of fashion sense, it gives him personality lol. But I wouldn’t care if he wore a brown paper bag with men Uggs on his feet, he would still be perfect in my mind and I would still love him the same.

      • Ella says:

        I don’t like Iker’s beard either! Or Becks’ beard for that matter. I like my men well groomed! :)

  10. Ess-Jay says:

    I love Xabi Alonso. Thankyou for this picture, kickettes!

    Also, that picture of Iker is AMAZING! As is Mr President.. Yum yum. I now remember why I love this site! :)

  11. Louise says:

    We tell Kickette that we miss Xabi's beard and it's back, along with that great checked shirt!

  12. Rachel says:

    lol, he drinks his tea faster, lol… he must’ve been really thirsty… i love this site =)

    • MrsNesta says:

      I’m wondering if he drunk his tea faster because he has spent alot of time living in England and now adds milk (would need to know if he adds milk first or last?)

  13. Graciela says:

    The caption on Migi’s pic says he was in the show. Surely he didn’t choose his outfit, right?

  14. suzie says:

    If the Iker/pasta sauce hook-ups true, the spanish paps must be really shit, they’ve been all over it and yet they can’t get a pic from anywhere to prove it. The English paps would have someone constantly stalking the pair of them until they had the money shot and it wouldn’t have taken them this long.

    Guti’s jacket is just……….words fail me *shakes head*.But yeah for Sergio and his community work. A friend of my fellas snogged Xabi’s brother on a night out in Manchester and apparently he’s a lovely bloke.

    • Suzie: TELL US MORE!!! We surely need to know :D

      • suzie says:

        My fella didn't get anymore than that out of her (tsk men!!!). He wasn't impressed as he didn't even know Xabi had a brother so didn't ask anymore and she's a friend from work so I don't know her well enough to do myself. Sorry.

    • Molly says:

      What???? Where in Manchester???? Why don’t I ever see any hot footballers? So sad!!!

  15. Mel says:

    I love how “The Ramos” has become a trademark :D Pure brilliance!!

  16. Erin says:

    Oh Xabi, Xabi, Xabi….*sigh* So beautiful, and so frustrating. I prefer him without the beard, like he used to be. I also prefer him in red, like he used to be. ;)

    (Side note because it’s a pet peeve of mine….Xabi and Xavi are two different people.)

    • senora ramos says:

      :( gulity. i had to go back and check, b/c this frequently happens with me! i blame it on the cute brother!

  17. Thea says:

    There’s this article regading the Iker/Pasta hook up that puts a newish spin on it:

  18. caitanya says:

    i refuse to listen to anyone any longer who complains about Iker’s dress style. Guti and Ramos are absolutely terrors.

    I too miss Xav’s sweet scruffy beard, but he has a cuteness about him now and bare-faced and whatnot :-)

    And his brother is really cute! God bless cute spanish footballers!

    • Guti and Ramos are certainly in a class all their own. We expect little from them, whereas with Iker, his occasional flashes of glory lend us hope. Thus, why we are much harder on our dear Mr. C. :)

  19. Laura says:

    Seeing the Ramos with a ponytail makes everything right in the world… except Guti, who has never been right. Good God.

  20. Molly says:

    Omg where did Xabi's hot brother come from?????

  21. Olivia says:

    Sara PastaSauce….That never fails to make me laugh! ;P

  22. Riya (Come on you Re says:

    Aw Xabeard. I miss you.

  23. MrsNesta says:

    1. I do not believe the Iker/PastaSauce story and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm one hot Iker article away from selling my house, flogging my worldly goods and buying a ticket to Madrid!

    2. The goal scored by Tenerife does not count!

    3. mmmm……brothers (and yes miss Xabi's beard).

    4. Hello Mr President, I may have to visit Malaga on way to Madrid.

    5. Loving the community work/you Sergio!

    6. Guti – great supporting the ex but now you need to support yourself and hire a stylist before its too late! I'm going with the saying 'it's never too late'.

    7. Kickette – very unrelated news lol :)

    • Rachel says:

      i agree, the goal doesnt count! iker looks even sexier when he’s mad and frustrated… i couldnt be a ref, i’d do whatever that man says, he wouldnt have had to tell me twice it wasnt a goal lol…

      oh iker, its ok, we all forgive u even when u miss a goal sigh* =) even the power of hotness wont stop them from going in once in a while.. i dont doubt ur talent wink*

  24. truly_thata says:

    I'm tired with CasillASS and Pasta girl 'news', why they have to be so discreet?

  25. senora ramos says:

    i heartily approve of the promadrid theme of this la liga post!! and wow is all i can say about xabi's brother. i've never noticed him before and i would like to thank their mother for the beautiful men she produced. and i miss xavi's beard, too.

    also, sergio, i <3 you!

  26. Einah says:

    Hiya all Kickettes! signed up just recently as forced by my discovery and eventual obsession with football (players actually, but honestly taking effort to learn the game more haha :D ).

    Anyhow, just wanted to say – God! i seriously am (near ;P) in love with Iker after obsessing with David Villa for some time.

    Thanks for this wonderful Iker fix (though I feel like jumping off a building with jealousy ahaha)


    • Thea says:

      I sympathise with all you Iker lovers out there! However not ALL the Spanish media is convinced that the pasta face hook up, have a little ganger at this:…

      • Thea says:

        Opps sorry didn't realise that Kicketke had already referenced the link… translate the article and it tells what most suspect!

      • Einah says:

        Whew! Some relief ahaha :) Thanks Thea! By the way, would you know why Iker and Eva broke up? I know this has been so last decade but since I'm new to this wasn't able to hear of the exact reason.

        Cheers Everyone! Iker <3

  27. Louise says:

    The breaking news is that I miss Xabi's ginger beard.