April 13th, 2012
Ladies Day Style Off: Danielle Lloyd vs Coleen Rooney
Most Fridays find us cracking open the bubbly at Kickette HQ by Noon sharp under the adage of “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” In honour of Ladies Day at The Grand National today, we started the booze flowing this morning with a bowl of Wheatabix in order to keep a steady buzz on while viewing photos such as these.
Before you move on, you have to click on that link and scroll down. There’s a girl perched on top of a rubbish bin that you need to see.
Day one of the
epic horror show of fashion storied event went off without a hitch and Mrs. Rooney set a grand tone in a hot pink Roksanda Ilincic dress. Danielle Lloyd made good on her Scouse roots and wore a dress from top Liverpool designers, Philip Armstrong. She teamed the turquoise python print dress with Louboutins heels, a black clutch and a matching fascinator.
Coleen followed suit in a Philip Armstrong dress that she excitedly tweeted about a few weeks back. Her obligatory red soles came along for the Ladies Day fun too.
In an unprecedented move (it might be the bubbles talking), we’re going to give this one to Lloyd. Coleen looks great, but when was the last time Danielle looked this put together? She’s had a rough go of it lately, having the boobs of a 12-year-old and all, so we commend her for perfecting the total package look. Hopefully she’ll manage to stay on her feet and off of rubbish bins as well.
Who gets your vote dear readers?