October 1st, 2012
Lance Parker: Cosmo’s Oklahoma Bachelor Of The Year 2012
Whether it’s product shilling, exposing torsos for our perving pleasure or whispering sweet nothings in our ears, American footballers have been versatile contributors to the Cosmo Bachelor of the Year pantheon. None more so than the abs-olutely decadent Lance Parker, who we are thrilled to learn has been nominated as this year’s hottest unattached male from Oklahoma.
Now, mobilising the Kickette army is not a matter we take lightly. We’ve triumphed and failed an equal number of times in securing numerous blog awards we didn’t even know we were in contention for. You know, hangovers happen and ish.
Alas, the time has come for our soldier girls and boys to rise up, peruse the array of manflesh Cosmo has on parade and support the nominee who’d be worth the five date foreplay wait. We’ve personally already voted for Mr Parker, whose jaw dropping hip dips were recently featured by none other than the Eyes Down Collection.
Knowing the world’s most chiseled six and eight packs have a place to call home on the internet pleases us immensely.
Anyway, it’s your call Kickettes. Do us proud please?