October 1st, 2012

Lance Parker: Cosmo’s Oklahoma Bachelor Of The Year 2012

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Whether it’s product shilling, exposing torsos for our perving pleasure or whispering sweet nothings in our ears, American footballers have been versatile contributors to the Cosmo Bachelor of the Year pantheon. None more so than the abs-olutely decadent Lance Parker, who we are thrilled to learn has been nominated as this year’s hottest unattached male from Oklahoma.

FC edmonton goalie goalkeeper american soccer player hotNow, mobilising the Kickette army is not a matter we take lightly. We’ve triumphed and failed an equal number of times in securing numerous blog awards we didn’t even know we were in contention for. You know, hangovers happen and ish.

Alas, the time has come for our soldier girls and boys to rise up, peruse the array of manflesh Cosmo has on parade and support the nominee who’d be worth the five date foreplay wait. We’ve personally already voted for Mr Parker, whose jaw dropping hip dips were recently featured by none other than the Eyes Down Collection.

Knowing the world’s most chiseled six and eight packs have a place to call home on the internet pleases us immensely.

Anyway, it’s your call Kickettes. Do us proud please?

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14 Responses to “Lance Parker: Cosmo’s Oklahoma Bachelor Of The Year 2012”

  1. S.P.D says:

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  2. [...] three more days to vote for our homeboy, Lance Parker, in Cosmo’s annual single men contest. Get to clickin’, Kickettes. [...]

  3. Miss_F says:

    Oooh look at those hip dips!

  4. CHN says:

    BETTER in person ,if you can imagine….

  5. LizzyHS90 says:

    I voted for him! Saw him in person and he is just as sexy.

  6. Dr. Heidi says:

    Okay, not bad, but still not at Sergio's level……now, how about some more shirtless Sergio pics so I can make a truly informed decision?

    • Luisa says:

      What Sergio? Ramos? Obviously not, I suppose! I don't know any Sergio AT LANCE'S LEVEL, paragraph.

  7. sam says:

    He's a very handsome guy

  8. Christie says:

    Ok, now where's Heath Pearce? …who IS STILL a bachelor, right?:(

  9. IrishBlue says:

    Now don't get me wrong, the boy is HOT, but I preferred him a little, eh, fluffier…he pulled off the sexy body hair sooo well!

  10. thelovehater says:

    Just google search him…so many amazing photos…he has my vote!

  11. FootballandMe says:

    Wait a minute… WHO SHAVED HIM?!

    Not cool Cosmo, not cool.

  12. Jayy says:

    He's hot, but I need more pictures like this before I can er, safely deliver my er, opinion.

  13. Loninha - Brasil says:

    I still prefer Mario Gomez, sorry girls!