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He’s a legend in Japan. Awww, I miss him. He doesn’t even look...
Theo Walcott was out for dinner at Langans in Piccadilly last night – he looks well-fed and happy.
Interestingly, he doesn’t look £140k poorer than the last time we saw him, which is quite a feat. (Yes, we’re still going on about it.)
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Singer Katy Perry goes for West Ham bootyliciousness.
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More baby news: Ricardo Quaresma is going to be a father!
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Who on earth returns a free handbag?
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Photo special of the many celebrity fans of Victoria Beckham’s dresses.
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What the hell are the Wolverhampton boys doing? They’re taking all the fun out of naked mask-wearing.
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Sergio Aguero says he’s flattered by Chelsea’s interest in him.
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There’s something here about Arsenal and Tottenham having a nark – but it’s the photo that’s required viewing.
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Leo Messi and his girlfriend Antonella are so bloody cute. Disney, sign them up, already!
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Jamelia’s ex, Darren Byfield needs a cookie. He’s got a little twitter rage, you see.
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Finally, please be sure to snag a cashmere gift from Harrods or Bergdorf in honour of our fearless leader’s birthday this wknd. Without her, gawking/drooling over man flesh at work would be unacceptable. Instead, she just makes it uncomfortable for your co-workers. Cheers! [Ed note - aww, thanks! FYI, cashmere makes an excellent giftwrap for sparkly things. Just sayin'.]
Oh god Messi and his gal just look so pretty together. I am almost a bit jealous.