August 24th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
–Of course, Wayne Rooney netting two goals against Wigan to claim entry into the Century Club is big news. It’s a huge deal. However, Ryan Giggs and his insanely sexy facial hair is quite a noteworthy achievement as well.
–Congratulations are also in order for Wayne and wife Coleen as they’ve established a weird new baby celebrating trend: baby scan parties.
–Carly Cole has clarified her “I don’t want to work” post-wedding statements. She says she’s going to continue her career as a personal trainer so she can still buy Joe his Christmas and birthday presents.
–A new bromance is upon us, Kickettes, and it sorta feels like the apocalypse.
–Inspired by Lady Gaga (and who isn’t? We’re wearing nothing but aluminum foil right now), Steven Gerrard just… danced.
–The Beckham brood’s daily school routines are so busy that Victoria feels three boys are enough for the fam. Wonder what she packs in their lunchboxes?
–Gerard Pique is hot even as a cartoon character. Ibrahimovic? Not so much.
–Our thoughts and speedy recovery well-wishes are with West Ham defender Calum Davenport as he recovers from a recent leg-stabbing incident.


baby scan party? oy.
Giggsy? Yes please.
Haha the Stevie G vid was really funny. My sympathies to Calum Davenport; that was a vicious attack. The Rooney's baby party thing was freaky.
Just in case anyone can't view the video of CR and Kaka this is the interview on youtube with english voice over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAEqw-kEzNU
What a gorgeous shot of Giggsy! Em, I'll just admire from afar.
[Applauds Wayne's 100th and 101st goals for Manchester United] An amazing milestone for a young player. Keep at it, Wazza!
Bwahahahaha! Stevie's dancing is just epic! I didn't even notice him doing that during the game!
ok, I don't want to hear any Wayne/Colleen babycoming news or scan parties anymore… I wish them all the best but let's leave it, PLEASE!!!
No comment on Carly Zucker-Cole-whatever – this one lost my respect forever
A new bromance looks like apocalypse – Caroline, please talk to your husband!!!!
LOL – Stevie G. – he's the real captain, he makes his team relax and entertain in the field even if the hosts are about to score – bravo!
Victoria, three kids are enough for you, if you really want a babygirl start to eat! Right now!
Pique is hot, Ibra is hot but Bojan – he's the one!
Haha, I love CR and Kaka together! so adorable. Imagine if they rub off on each other… CR could spice up Kaka a lil & Kaka could settle CR down a bit, perfection! I have to admit I was kinda hoping this would happen when I heard they'd moved to the same club. And surely Carolina can hook CR up with a beautiful WAG with class, grace & the confidence to stop (or slap) shewhoshallnotbenamed from future attacks! And it might just stop the whoring too
[picks self up off of floor] Well, Madame Kickette!!! Thank you ever so much for posting such a gorgeous photo of Ryan. A few of us United girls were commenting during Saturday's match about how sexy Ryan's facial hair was. This how I prefer him, to be honest. Geez, I can practically feel how scratchy his stubble is through my computer screen, and it's making my pulse race just thinking about how that stubble would feel against my skin… Ahem! Sorry! That's a private moment! Hahaha!
On a more sombre note, my thoughts and well wishes are with Calum Davenport and his family. How horrible for all of them…
Coleen and Rooney, it really sounds creepy.
Carly, all the WAGs should be like her.
CR9 and Kaka', are they the new bffs? Oh Rooney it seems that someone is cheating you, Pato and Ronaldinho.. someone is cheating you.
Pique, he looks so adorable and hot in cartoon.
Giggs, I said it in the Monday Mmm, the oldies are getting hotter, example: he, Totti, Maldini, Raul, JT, Roy Keane.=)
Congrats Rooney, and wow, Giggsy.
The baby scan thing is kind of creepy. I'm not going to lie.
Carly Cole and Cheryl Cole. Too many Coles.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka. What an effing weird combination… wow. They're like oil and water. How in the world is this possible?
On Steven Gerrard… wow.
Get well soon, Calum Davenport. No one deserves that.
Giggsy could teach the youngsters a thing or two about being sexy.
Ah Giggs you GQMF.
I kind of think that baby scan thing is sweet. Especially since it was a low-key small event. They're just excited about their baby and that's wonderful.
Oh god no Kickette, I saw that on tv last night… it made me do things I never thought I'd do: like watch an entire segment on CRon just b/c Kaká was there. And then they were so cute together, I couldn't help but laugh– and then I wanted to immediately scrub myself clean. No more, please!
I love robot-dancing Stevie. Our captain has all the moves. ;P
Nope… I'd probably still do the crap out of cartoon Z. My disease is that advanced.
God, poor Calum. Is his mother okay? I know she was attacked as well. How horrible. D:
Wow, Ryan looks hella good
Ok… It said Carly Cole and I was all confused why Cheryl was suddenly talking about not working. This Carly/Cheryl Cole thing is going to have to be dealt with.
Giggys is such a sexy, demonic, little elf..dirty, sexy, demonic, little elf
Holy hell, Ryan Giggs looks good. He seems to have been studying the Roy Keane method! LOL