Helen Svedin (Figo’s wifey) looks gorgeous; shills jewelery for at Chamilla’s new collection at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid.
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Becks trims his beard, takes off his shirt. Son Cruz continues his reign of family superstar.
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Want a kiss from Gerard Pique? Just ask for it (on a cardboard sign) and you shall receive.
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Prioritizing minty fresh breath is an admirable trait.
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A quick run down of John Terry’s weekend?
Confirm father nominated for the Parental F*ckups of the Year award; follow with a warm return to Lampsy’sever-loving arms.
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Also: How hard can it possibly be to score a photo of Frank Lampard with his rumoured new gal Christine? Yeesh. London paps what’s up?
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Nemanja Vidic’s new ads for Puma: sexy or scary? Or (as we like it), both? Or, do you prefer Gigi Buffon’s version?
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Cristiano Ronaldo says his move to Real was like getting a new girlfriend. Um?
Atletico Madrid coach Quique Sanchez Flores is dating a hot Hungarian model named Orsi, who happens to be the sister of the late Miklos Feher.

We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 




Wasnt Helen Svedin pregnant? Or has she got the baby already?