November 26th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Sunderland’s Lorik Canna breaks out his “supermodel, work!” face for Jules B and validates men with chest hair and gold chains everywhere. Good job, baby!
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Is Raul’s wife Mamen about to have their fifth child? Reports say their first girl’s arrival is imminent.
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Adrian Chiles talks man-tears with ex-Gunner Lee Dixon.
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Five footballing heart-breakers.
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Manchester United will make an appearance on Hell’s Kitchen. Brilliant.
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Didier Drogba’s musings kill us every time.
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It’s time for one of Elen’s friends to step in with some duct tape. No more talkies to the media for you, luv!
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Mixed messages abound from Nemanja Vidic, David Villa and Cesc Fabregas.
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Feel good about yourself by looking at one of Jermain Defoe’s exes. [slightly NSFW]
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Diego Forlan also strips off for Men’s Health, our new favourite magazine.

Defoe’s ex made my stomach turn a lil bit… or maybe it was something I ate earlier… but I seriously doubt it.
ok, i get the magnitude of some of those games but as an Aussie we were heartbroken for 32 years, including the qualifier against Iran in 93, before we made it into the 2006 world cup… then we met Italy! now that dive and subsequent penalty was heartbreaking! definitely top 5 worthy.
And Elen, please. thats all I can say without adding "b*#@% slap into the mix.
sorry, i meant Iran 97, 93 was Argentina, 85 Scotland & of course 2001 was Uruguay… the list went of my entire life until 2005!
oh my heart bleeds for Elen
“‘I have to earn my own money now.”
yes love, thats what being called a ‘grown-up’ means…
Lorik Canna is bloody gorgeous
you know what kickette u made me go on a site called the republik of m*ncunia!!! are you happy!!!!!????!!! u made me sin :'(
It's very sweet that the MAN U boys are so into charity. Vidic cannot leave…but he does sound an awful lot like CR used to. Those footballer musings are hilarious! Elen's got a lot of nerve still complaining about having to pinch pennies. I swear, she is as crazy as she dresses, thank goodness Frank dumped her ass. Hope his taste improves.
Men's Health – I do love you.
Mamen always has Raul's babies right around the Clasico. It's like they time them or something.
Yay! Hell's Kitchen chock full of Red Devils!! Brilliant! Can't wait.
#1 on the list of Footballing Heartbreaks was certainly not a heartbreaker for me. "And Solskjaer has won it!" are the sweetest words I've ever heard, second only to "Would you be my wife?"
Can't wait for the United boys on Hell's Kitchen. Fun!