We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Haha, Nicklas is a stepdad now 
We don’t feature enough of the sexy Alessandro Nesta, do we? Here he is at La Torretta Sport awards in Sesto San Giovanni. Image via Getty.
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Andrey Arshavin’s gal wants a £5 million wedding? Hell to the yeah.
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Dimitar Berbatov: serious drama up in his household. Yikes.
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Jordan and Jermain Defoe? Guess it was time. Or, perhaps not. There’s also this chick.
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Did Clarence Seedorf hook up with George Clooney’s gal?
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Looks like Jamie O’Hara’s making an honest woman of Danielle Lloyd. It’s truly the end of an era, Kickettes.
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Sylvie van der Vaart celebrates the successful end of her chemotherapy with a party.
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We hear rumours that Gary and Emma Neville are expecting their second baby, due in March… congrats!
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Arsenal’s Gael Clichy has a pretty spiffy mobile phone set up.
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Behind the scenes at our new obsession’s photo shoot for DiR.
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Baby Bojan, is that you?
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Ronaldo’s wizard is giving us the itchies.
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The World Cup draw is looming. We need a double dose of Rescue Remedy to hang on until Wednesday.
thx SB and Z!
A Roman on the main page is always welcome. B/c, let’s face it… Romans are the hottest mofos on earth. Of course, there’s no bias in that statement.
Congrats to Sylvie, I hope for a lifetime of health to follow that achievement.