December 14th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Michael Owen turns thirty today! Congratulations Mikey. Even though it freaks us out to think of you aging. Seriously. If we see any sign of crows-feet we will have a spasm. Here’s to another year!
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Another United player has big ‘tings to celebrate: Ryan Giggs was named Sports Personality of the Year. His speech was unrehearsed and very endearing. He’s a living legend. We’d like to comb his chest hair. That’s all.
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Freddie Ljungberg to star in a Shakira video? How in the abs did we miss this news?
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Reminiscing on the glory days of Kung Fu kick reactions.
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Lessons learned about Iker: he’s hot when he’s mad (and telling a 10-year-old heckler that he needs to get an education), he’s sensitive (well, okay we all knew that already), and he looks good in red. He also can swear like a trooper.
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Sorry. Still recovering from that Iker vid.
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One more minute.
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Okay. Cheryl Cole won big with her act Joe McElderry on the X Factor this weekend. Her hubby Ashley was there to hold her hand.
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Carlton Cole really likes ketchup on his pasta.
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Footy haiku is always welcomed, and enjoyed. [via The Offside]
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When it comes to Xmas parties and bowling alleys, Robinho can’t be arsed.
thanks KM!
I am sooo pissed off!!! These spanish kids are flipping annoying!!!
Iker’s right! they need an education, its obvious they are soooo stupid.
Iker’s a spanish international player and they treat him like that. I wonder what they will do for the world cup when he is playing for Spain and all the other times he plays for spain!!!
And those adults who are sitting next to those kids cant even teach them a thing or two instead they are supporting their stupid behaviour.
If i was sitting next to them, Iker, i would have given them one very tight slap at the back of their heads. Maybe then their brains would have shifted into the correct position!!!
Please, i hope they come to South Africa.
I would love to hi jack them myself!!! ….. LOL
U mess with Iker so U mess with me….. Im soooo upset. Idiots!!!
It pains me deeply that I cannot watch that Iker video on my phone. Dammit, I miss my laptop.
Carlton, we need to have words bud. No ketchup on pasta, no.
Auguri, Michael and Ryan.
Iker Nice , But Michael , Neverr
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Talk About The Ballers You Love x
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Michael Owen, Happy Birthday!!!! And congrats to Giggsy!
I don’t understand Spanish so will someone PLEASE let me know what the people are saying to Iker and what he’s saying back?
gracias:D
people were just saying stuff like “son of a bitch” and “Gypsy” and “clown” then Iker walked to the 10 year old and told him “you need to get education, you’re only 10″ Then they said “Cayetano, oe” which refers to Iker’s ex girlfriend’s current boyfriend whom she ran off to.
The kid also called Iker a “spastic”. I hope the kid gets put back as many grades as possible at school.
Oh Iker
( But he’s so yummy when angry xD -hugs him-
Happy Birthday, Michael!…you don’t look a day over 25….as for Iker, he can get all kinds of angry with me anytime!!!!
Hai there Mike!!!
shame on those people for taunting our iker. (goes over to console him)
Oh Michael, *drool*
Awww congratulations Giggsy! On behalf of all Utd fans, I just wanted to say that we absolutely love you to bits. What a total gent and a true credit to the game. Don’t care what any of the haters say, you did deserve the recognition. Plus, how adorably embarrassed did he look too?! Loved the acceptance speech.
As a Brazilian, I’m completely ashamed of Robinho’s behavior… Among inumerous things I could say right now, only one thing deserves (and has the proper words) to be posted here: it seems like he forgot where he came from, i mean, he himself was very poor and faced difficulties while growing up, so seeing him ignoring a Xmas bash like that makes me wanna smack his head on a wall until he learns a lesson!!!!! Shame on you, loser!
I Think That Is Soo True , He Came From Rags To Riches And Its Not Like People Didnt Want To Help Him When He Was Younger , He Should At Least Have Respect For The Kids ,They Support His Team x
The Iker bit… wow. He does look REALLY good in red.
That Carlton Cole story was the Worst. Report. Ever. Hilarious, but… really?
Footy haikus make my world go round.
Comb his chest hair? I was once stuck in a hotel room for two hours with a be-shorted RG – hairiest legs I have ever seen. I thought he might be part mountain goat. (PS It was purely business.)
oh kickette, how could a girl get by without you? mmmm is for michael.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… how u doin’ Mikey?
I knew there was a reason for Iker’s below-par (i.e. below spot-on-team-saving-perfect) on Saturday! Little kid should be ashamed of himself. Bet he’s a Spanish NT fan an’ all.
Goodness, I wish I could pop a Christmas cracker and find Michael inside. Congratulations to Ryan on another fabulous award. Where does he keep them all? Who dusts them?
i would happily dust them for him, living legend!!!
People put ketchup on pasta? Um. Right then.
Oh and of course happy birthday Michael!! 30.. he looks 20.
Iker! I need a moment to relax too. it must be annoying to hear people curse you the entire game.
Nice arms, Mickey! Happy b-day!
ARMS !!!! It was not his arms that poked er caught my eye……… Hee
Enjoying your visit to Gutter Chalet? LOL
Happy birthday Owen and congratulations to Ryan. I think he was ‘shocked’ to win it!
Sacrilege! Who would do such a thing?! Oh Iker…
I’m feeling a deep emotional connection to the ketchup man. I totally get where you’re coming from CC.
F U Robinho. And I’m Brazilian.