January 7th, 2010

Lazy Links & Randoms

A Becks and Borri sandwich? Don't mind if we do.
Warning: watching 90 minutes of the Becks and Borriello show may affect your ability to drive or operate heavy machinery.
In case you missed our tweet a few days ago, Annamarie Van der Sar is out of intensive care and doctors say she should fully recover. Wonderful news!
Cheryl Cole is tired of the rumours about her marriage. Apparently, not wearing a wedding ring is a fashion statement, not a relationship statement.
Obviously in a mood of disclosure, Chazza also has said that she made her first boyfriend wait ages before she lost her virginity. At 15.
Corluka tatt Are these ten players going to define the next decade?
What on earth? Inter’s Chivu in the hospital with a fractured skull? At least the club says the surgery went well.
Patrik BergerPatrik Berger is hanging up his boots at the age of 36. Let’s hope he kept the camo short-shorts.
Best footy player website ever? Quite possibly.
We are dying over this brilliant piss take of the Redknapp’s holiday advert.
A reminder: real men wear Speedos.

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24 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. mila_casillas says:

    I am now in love with Moritz Volz.

  2. Nate says:

    Beckham was just giving it to all us pervs in the Milan game today! Changing his wet shorts during the middle of the game AND trading shirts with cannavaro at the end. YUM.

  3. Mel says:

    Marco Borriello is my new crush. OMG he is hot! But he teases me, when he takes off his shirt after scoring, and no skin is visible….. He could easily be demoted to so 2009 crush….

    Cheryl Cole craks me up. Is she serious. "My wedding ring is yellow, it does not go with everything" I hope yellow means gold…. And she is OH SO special "keeping" her virginity 'till she was 15…. It must have been sooooooo hard.

    I wonder, if someone were to knock on her forehead, would it sound hollow?? …. Is it possible to be more stupid than her.

    It's like Clueless is based on her life……….

  4. Sarah says:

    Ahahahaa I have the Volzy song on my ipod! I love his website.

  5. Naranja says:

    Volzy.com is hilarious!

  6. Anya says:

    Cheryl made him wait for ages…

    So he wanted to bang her in kindergarten?

  7. HJ says:

    i like Cheryl Cole. i do. but sometimes she’s too spontaneous and honest it’s hurting her. i mean, losing your virginity at 15? that’s an accomplishment? I’m 15 and i don’t think it’s the right age to take such a big step.

  8. CNB says:

    Very good news about Anne Marie VDS! Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

    Volzy’s website is hilarious! “He’s a humourless Westphalian”… He’s a funny man, hope he returns to English football soon.

  9. FootballerChick43 - says:

    YES! Volzy's influence is spreading! Lol, I love him. He's probably my favorite non-Chelsea player. And just as a head's up, he has an absolutely brilliant YouTube page as well. "Volzy does Yoga". Yum.

    Oh, Cheryl Cole… *facepalm*

  10. autumnmaple101 says:

    Fantastic news about Anne-Marie, so glad she’s going to be alright. LOL about Cheryl Cole and her virginity…a little TMI if you ask me.

  11. Priyanka says:

    Great news about Anne Marie Van Der Sar. Hope Edwin returns to the action soon.

  12. rain_s_child says:

    kickettes, vedran's been dating iva for almost 5 years now! they've had a bit of a fight last year, when she appeared drunk and available on some streets of some city, but they worked it out and are supposed to be getting married this year. you see… this is iva, and this explains why he's so into her i guess: http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/20…

    • Venice says:

      Lol yeah, that's my city :D There are lots of rumours here about her, or used to be while they lived here, including some videos of her making out with her girlfriends etc. I guess he likes his women slutty like that. People were laughing at him about her, but he's very stubborn.

      He seems very whipped, in fact I'm surprised they aren't married yet as he apparently proposed to her two years ago and seems eager to go through with it. But the rumour is his parents don't like her much, so maybe that's the issue.

      On an unrelated note, the newest words of wisdom from our friend Nives Celzijus:

      "Good girls are into guys with inner beauty. Bad girls are into well hung rich guys with great abs and inner beauty."

  13. Regiii says:

    Yeays for Annamarie Van der Sar being out of IC!!!!

    About Becks and Borrielo = I watched the game yesterday and I must say I was praying for Milan to score like 10 more goals so I could just enjoy these two embracing and kissing over and over!!! How yummy are they? Gee!

    On Chivu: speedy recovery baby!

  14. Kudos to Cheryl for using her experience to educate young girls about the dangers and risks, emotionally and physically, of engaging in sexual activity at such a young age. *rolls eyes*

  15. Erin says:

    That Redknapp vid is all kinds of hilarious!!!

  16. hoda says:

    im so sorry for cristian i know him since he was ajax and i love him,i hope he recovers as soon as possible.

  17. suzie says:

    Speedy recovery chivu. Footballers need to be more careful- A fractured skull just from a clash of heads is scary.
    So happy to hear about annemarie. My mum had a stroke in her 40′s and after a year if you didn’t know about it you would never have guessed so I really hope it the same for mrs vds.

  18. Lucy says:

    Cheryl darling you´re a total dumbass

  19. Venice says:

    Actually, Charlie and his WAG have been together for over three years I think, but that's not a new tattoo, he's had it done about two years ago. He's just a bit stupid like that, and insanely in love I guess.

    Good news about Annamarie, and I really hope poor Chivu gets better soon!

    That's great about Cheryl, really awesome role model to young girls…

  20. TB says:

    Yeah, Chivu knocked heads with Pellissier and it just happened to be the softer part of the head. He's probably out for the rest season but I'm just glad his op went well and he's doing better than expected. Forza Chivu!