January 21st, 2010

Lazy Links & Randoms


Happy belated birthday wishes go out to two of our favourite nummies: Arsenal’s Nicky Bendtner and Manchester United’s Owen Hargreaves. Nicky turned 22 on the 16th, and Owen celebrated his 29th birthday yesterday. Have a drink on us, boys! And we mean that literally. Set your champagne glasses wherever you see fit.
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What’s more disturbing: that Philippe Mexes lost a tooth or that he doesn’t seem remotely bothered about losing a tooth?
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David gets grabbed in his Golden Balls. We would like to hire this woman.
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Real Madrid step off a plane keeping it GQ, MFs.
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The World Cup just got a lot less manly: Torsten Frings isn’t going. This makes us stampy.
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Ouchies: John O’Shea has some kind of blood clot situ that we can’t read about without getting the heebie-jeebies, Kieran Gibbs is out for the season and Michael Essien is in London awaiting news on his injury.
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Peter Crouch is the new face of Mars bars. How choctastic!
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£5 hairpiece or £10 hairpiece? That is the question.
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We wrap up voting late tonight and will be announcing the winners of the Kickette Readers Choice Awards tomorrow. Last chance to vote if you’re so inclined!
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Speaking of awards, Kickette is nominated for “Best Community” over at the Soccerlens Awards.
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When we hear “player forgot to put on his shorts” we get excited. But it’s not that. [via The Spoiler]
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Damarcus Beasley wants you to buy his jewelery. V-Day is right around the corner, peeps.

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17 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. aps says:

    That pic of Owen is beautiful…Mexes is not cute with his missing tooth…Beckham gave that woman an evil bitchface.Sexual assault at it's finest.

  2. lenses14 says:

    We have to find out what happened to Mexes’ tooth!

    Thanks for bringing the news, Kickette!

  3. Grabbing a man's privates is as disgusting and denigrating as groping a woman's breasts or bum. I feel sorry for Becks, it must have been very uncomfortable…

    • Dutch says:

      Agree grabbing a man's private is not funny! she's lucky he has manners what if she came up against someone who would have flipped, she's one brave woman

      aww and happy belated b-day Bendtner :)

  4. Lolinha says:

    Here's another Becks link 'cause someone removed the other clip:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kXUCLsgNiA

  5. Thanks for the Owen birthday wishes, Ms. Kickette. The best birthday present would be for Owen to back in the squad on the pitch.

    Just one thing too…. he's 29, not 28. Owen was born in 1981. :)

  6. HiL says:

    Mexes+Becks vid is hilarious XD and extremely disturbing of course.

    Johnny O'shea news was awful :( he was having a really great season. he will be missed..

    Happy b-day Owen! so.. when are you coming back?

  7. tammyv says:

    DaMarcus Beasley or DMB for short

  8. Jo says:

    Lovely Owen pic. Unfortunately, it doesn't make me feel any better about losing John for the season.

  9. Boston Red says:

    I wonder if Becks' sexual assailant actualy got a feel. I wonder if Victoria has already arranged for a severed horse's head to wind up in her bed.

    • Bella says:

      You'd think he would have jumped back too soon. It's my impression that protecting those (and generally doing whatever else they want with them, sigh) is the second instinct to breathing amongst men.

      Does anyone speak Italian. Most of the video speaks for itself, but I'm desperate to know what Gattuso and his interviewer were saying!!

  10. Sam says:

    Nicky! Miss the boy and his arrogance. Didn't even recognise him there.

  11. We are devastated over the Sheasy news. Such a great guy and a hard worker, uncomplaining and loyal, and really made the right back position his own over the past two seasons. He doesn't deserve this. :(

    I hope Owen H. had a lovely birthday. I wonder who he celebrated it with?

  12. Liz says:

    Was "Beardsley" on purpose? Because I'm pretty sure it's Beasley

  13. Innocenza says:

    Re: Sexy Mexes and his tooth, I'm with Robin of How I Met Your Mother on this one. The more scars they have, plus a missing tooth or two, the sexier they are. This is why pirate will always be in style.