March 10th, 2010
Lazy Links & Randoms
Coleen Rooney was spotted out in Liverpool this aft, having lunch with her mum and making cutesy faces at baby Kai as they loaded up into the Range. She looks bad ass here, no?
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Former footballer Hidetoshi Nakata appears in the new Calvin Klein “X” ad for less than a millisecond, but his appearance is duly noted (and appreciated.)
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Current F5 member Torsten Frings was spotted hand-holding with a blonde supposedly named Yvonne. We were relieved to be reminded that he is one of the few ‘ballers who properly divorces his mate before moving on. He and ex-wife Petra divorced in August after 11 years of marriage.
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Speculation has reached fever pitch at Kickette HQ after it was revealed that the AC Milan team travelled to Manchester via an Easyjet plane. Yes, Easyjet. By our own calculations, we would’ve flown the same route on the same plane only after sharing a gallon of vodka and three packs of gummies with Alessandro Nesta.
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Recently spotlighted on our miss list, Robin Van Persie works it in black, white and color for Adidas. Now we’re talking.
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Gigi Buffon has recovered from the alleged love-triangle featuring his teammate and baby momma by modeling the new Italian goalkeeping kit for the World Cup. Oh, the horror.
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From crimes against fashion to motoring offenses, the latest genius to be banned from driving for being piddled behind the wheel is Stephen Pienaar.
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Slightly less criminal but no less annoying are Andrei Arshavin’s pontifications on women, football & smoking, among other things. Sexist statements don’t always have to be irritating. In this case, though, we refuse to be slagged off by Arshavin and his schoolboy haircut.
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Lastly on to Alex Gerrard, who has had a busy week attending an awards ceremony and planning her next holiday. It’s only Wednesday.
Hey Kickettes
I am delightful to see that my blog was indeed linked on the note about Torsten’s new girfriend
Tks 
Torsten has a new girlfriend? Where's Ballack at? Am sure he's crushed. Just kidding
. I wish them the best of luck!
Oh Arshavin. Your mouth opens, hilariousness ensues.
I knew there was a reason I didn't read OK magazine! Arshavin is still hilarious but needs a smacked bottom! And I would give up vodka (well maybe stick with single voddies for a weekend) if it meant I could share an Easyjet flight with Sandro
Coleen does look bad ass. I love her coat and aviators!
Arshavin is a sexist jerk. I wish he would just STFU.
Ditto for Stevie GBH’s Big Dumb Girl.
OMG, Arshavin is soooo funny-and sexist!!! He made me LOL! Hilarious.
Alex’s column had tons of errors in it. Like you are writing for a popular magazine, proof read your entry or you are going to sound and look like a idiot.
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Coleen looks lovely!!! I wish she would show some pictures of baby Kai
Fellow red-girls – instead of letting the air-headed one irritate you, there’s a cute video of Stevie up on the Liverpool Daily Post website – he’s opening some sports wing, looking amazingly fit himself – just plain edible in his casual-jeans look.
Oh hello there, RVP. I'm slightly disturbed at how much he resembles Ben Affleck in that first picture though…
And I'm pretty sure you can't take anything Arshavin says seriously. Everything that comes out of his mouth is pure hilarity.
I love what Coleen is wearing x
Re: Alex Gerrard column
It was the first time I’ve ever read her mental meanderings…and I was incredulous. I canNOT believe a “newspaper” would devote any column inches to that vapid, tarantula-lashed twit. Her publicist should forbid her to write anything.
What’s that saying? It’s better to let people think you’re a fool than to open your mouth and prove it??
"Tarantula-lashed" actually sent tea out my nose.
Coleen looks great, and no animal print in sight.
Sorry about the tea Fourth…:| (Can I give you a truly Canadian Tim Horton’s coffee to make up for it?)
Can't believe they waste the space on her 6th grade "journal" updates. Coleen looks cute as a button, as usual.
This comment made my morning.
Fourth, spot on [yes, I went there] with the lack of animal print.
collen is such a chav.
Coleen looks lovely
@Maristela: Plus, and this is full out gossip, but sources say that he might have been already dating her in early june…
Heh, I like the new Italian kit…maybe the GK's kit should sort out the slightly mismatching shades of black but I like the skintight-ness & I like the flag on the waistband & also the design across the chest which mixes in the Italian flag colours, very nice. The actual outfield players kits looked kind of silly in the promo pics but on the pitch they look really good.
sorry , typing error there. meant coleen
Torsten and Petra didn´t get divorced, they just have a kind of 'relationship time-out'.
BTW, I hate this blonde gal … *argh*
Did anyone proofread Alex Gerrard's piece before it went to print? Sorry Stevie, I love you, but your woman is no English major!
Coleen's lookin' great.<3