March 12th, 2010

Lazy Links & Randoms

Before we kick off the weekend ritual of dressing up, going out and leaving our handbags in random bars, we thought we’d give you the skinny on the latest footy news. Aren’t we just lovely?


First up, raise a glass to Chelsea’s Didier Drogba who celebrated his 32nd birthday yesterday, and also won the title of African Footballer of the Year. He’s also good with numbers. FYI, Didi was born in 1978, the Chinese year of the horse. In totally unrelated news, here’s a photo. Ahem.

Continuing our recently developing and entirely undesirable theme of the aesthetically challenging ‘baller, we are amused to report that Hull City’s Phil Brown has been forced to apologise to a group of pensioners after they witnessed a fight between his players during training. It’s unclear whether the ladies were upset about the fighting or caught a glimpse of Jimmy Bullard.

The Ramos Nipple Tweak ™ went down a storm last week and we are pleased, nay thrilled, to offer these further images. There’s cheek. Ramos cheek. Seriously.

To celebrate Mother’s Day (yes, we only just remembered too), the Daily Mirror has put together a list of Football’s Ten Most Important Mothers. If your mascara doesn’t do the slidey slide when you watch the montage of clips featuring Frankie Lampard & late mum Pat, you are inhuman. *Sniffle.*

Sadly, it looks like the real reason Cristiano Ronaldo canceled Thursday’s Socceraid pro event has come to light: the death of his cousin, Amílcar Miguel Dos Santos Fernandes, who was killed in a car accident. Our deepest condolences to the family.

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10 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Drogba looks SO hot there.

    Oh the Ramos. God love him.

    Frank and his mum… goodness. That one broke me.

  2. Rubiya Khanom says:

    Cristiano Ronaldo's mum: Emotional blackmailer hahaha! i joke! :p

  3. Rubiya Khanom says:

    Cristiano Ronaldo's mother: Emotional blackmailer! hahaha. I joke :p

  4. abbie says:

    Hate him. Hate him. Hate him.

  5. Susie says:

    Drogba is a menace. Not to say he's not a talented footballer… but still, a menace. And he needs a haircut. Don't care what's going on in the tent situation.

  6. SunnyK says:

    Finally the Ramos side ass pic! As I watched the match live, I furiously checked Kickette & Kickette tweets for pix as soon as it happened and finally, my life can go on! Ha! Made my day! Thanks =)

  7. MrsNesta says:

    Nice photo of Didier…ahem.

    It was the Womens Institute (WI) that apparently saw the fight between Bullard and Nicky Barmby, just seen Phil apologising and Boateng wishing he had seen it lol

    Couldn’t watch montage of Lampard and mum Pat!

    Would like to wish a Happy Mothers Day to any other Kickette mums out there. I know I’m getting a box of chocolates on Sunday cos I’ve already found them (my son not the best hider of chocolates) and yes I’ve already sparked them open and had a few (loads) and put them back!!!!

    The Ramos Nipple Tweak ™ – classic – think you should get some shirts printed with that on?

    Very sad for Cristiano Ronaldo and family, my condolences also.

  8. senora ramos says:

    i’ll never get tired of looking at el ramos tush. sigh

    and drogba’s look is telling you that hull fighting in front of ladies is “a f*****g disgrace”

    much condolences to c ron :(

    and didn’t realise that mother’s day across the pond was a totally different day and month than here. you learn something new every day