March 16th, 2010

Lazy Links & Randoms

If we were this close to David Villa, we like to think we would maintain an image of calm serenity whilst looking hot as hell and surreptitiously passing him our contact deets.

However. We suspect that our true response would be rather more like that of our friends at Hola Valencia. They’re just honest enough to admit it. Dammit.
Speaking of getting close to players, we have to say we rather like the new scheme Kansas Wizards have implemented to ensure their players and staff get to know each other intimately.

In the hope it catches on, we have submitted our applications and hope to be hearing from the Real Madrid ground staff department in due course.
Prior to Chelsea’s Stamford Bridge clash with Inter this evening, Jose Mourinho has maintained a characteristic silence. Yeah, right. The man is a master at the veiled insult. We’re so in his thrall.
Slightly less subtle in his methods is Valladolid’s Cesar Arzo. We know Guti is capable of some quite spectacular fashion offences, but this is hardly warranted, now is it?
Sartorial choices weren’t high on the agenda at Theo Walcott’s birthday party either, although we are not aware of any similar grabbings. We won’t critique, it’s just too easy. Suffice to say, if you’re going to wear those trousers, Gareth Bale, please ensure you’re standing at a safe distance when Theo blows out his candles.
However. Things used to be worse. A great deal worse. We advise that you do not, under any circumstances, click on the Gazza clip. Just don’t.
Bad week for Phil Brown, formerly of Hull City. We get the impression that the guys at WAATP are not saddened by this development. You?
And really, really bad week for us. We’ve just got over the whole Iker/Carbonero are they/aren’t they thing and now this happens. Emotional outlook: overwrought.
And finally, props to who have very kindly supplied some pictures of Gonzalo Higuain in various states of undress (just to cheer us up). Please enjoy and remember: We are Kickette and we do it. So you don’t have to.

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66 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. Umm still no to the poses. Yes to the body!

  2. Kristen (Mrs. Sebast says:

    That cake is epic!! :D

    But Bale's pants. *_____* Woah!

  3. CC says:

    David Villa is too good to be true!!

    Gonzalo <3

  4. Dominique says:

    Girl ……you got it bad…..the love virus….. so tell me do you worship him or something…..

    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

      Nope, i only worship God! …… not in love with him…. so it must be the or something….:)

  5. Dominique says:

    it’s not an insult i’am just saying how i feel is that so wrong oh yeah and stop insulting me with your coments its not like i was talking about you!!

    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

      I was not insulting you! I was saying that your comment was insulting! An insult is an act or speech of insolence or contempt! And to David and his wife and his fans, saying that he is ugly and also comparing it to the rest of the spanish team, is an insult!

      Ugly is a strong and nasty word and it can be very hurtful! Imagine someone saying that to you and your husband/boyfriend. Its not nice.

      No normal person will not feel hurt.

  6. Dominique says:

    it does't matter what has said has been said lets just get on with it!!!!

    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

      Exactly…… if you dont like him just say, u dont or keep the ugly comments to urself …. dont say he is ugly!!! There are many woman below that find him HOT!!!

  7. Dominique says:

    This guy is uglyyy him and his wife. compared to other spanish players/i call him pimple face you guys don't know what real beauty is…………

    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

      He is not ugly. In reality he is gorgeous. And i dont remember seein any pimples on his face. I think u are ugly and nasty with ur insults.

  8. noelle says:

    when i was watching the real and valladolid game i was like wtf? did he really just do that to guti? poor guti… if it was a girl doing that to him, then it would be a different story haha =)

    on a second note, david villa is HOT! and mel looks like she's attending a funeral in that dress, theo needs to hire a stylist for her instead of buying her a car or anything else

  9. liz says:

    Yulia Arshavin is my new style goddess! Love her!

  10. *Sigh* I’d probably be screaming and crying if I was that close to him.

    How did they survive it?

  11. sounderslove says:

    I think EPL/La Liga teams should implement the Seattle Sounders FC policy of players being able to hang out on the pitch and talk to fans….and by the way, it still worked when our stadium (which btw is larger than Stamford Bridge) was sold out for the Sounders/Chelsea match.

  12. toritorrence says:

    Ha-HA! I am from Kansas City and the Wizards are my team!!! I almost peed myself when I saw their name on your site.
    FYI they have also done win-a-date competitions the last 2 seasons. unfortunately i’ve never won. apparently they don’t like girls that wear jerseys. too desperate?

  13. Inés says:

    If I was that close to David Villa, I'd…faint!

  14. Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

    ahhh, my other favourite man after Iker. Notice how we say he’s our 2nd. Respecting his marriage and baba’s ofcourse. If i was there, im sorry but i wud probably touch that handsome face, hair, and kiss that those sexy lips. This man is really sexy! Mwah

  15. truly_thata says:

    Speaking about Iker and Pasta girl, I have information why Iker's not in good performance during CL game:

    - on March 9, Sara spent the night at Iker’s house. The next day, Madrid lost in the Champions League. In addition Marca blaming players for touching the CL cup, are we now allowed to blame her?

    - the next morning, Iker drove Sara’s BMW SUV out of his garage for her. The magazine guessed it was because the car had to be backed out and Sara was incapable of doing so.

    - Sara then got on the car, and waited for Iker to come out and get into his Audi. Both of them then drove to their jobs, Sara to Telecinco and Iker to Valdebebas.

    - according to “sources” close to Sara, she’s finding the expectations generated by her relationship with Iker difficult to handle.


    • Thea says:

      Thanks for the scoop! WHF are either of them playing at…. considering both of them are allegedly media savvy professionals. Your entitled to have a private life, but why leave yourself open to critisim when you have a crucial game the same day???

    • MrsNesta says:

      Thanks truly_thata for the goss – also if I ever went to Madrid I would be able to work out where he lives from them photos – just in case I lose the address he gives me :)

      • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

        Ha… I hate saying this but i told ur'll so! Its sad actually. He is a good player.

        • Thea says:

          Yoann's obviously not allowing himself to be distracted, Did you see him last night? OMG!!!!! He's so fine!

          • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

            No missed it. :(

            But obviously he knows not to let his personal life affect his performance. And get a good nights rest before a game. But i wil give Iker the benefit of doubt. He needs to start proofin himself again.

            • Thea says:

              looks like he’s gonna have to buckhis ideas up, the RM upper ranks are not happy according to the Catalan:

              • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                I can understand why they would be! Thanx 4 link wil translate later.

              • MrsNesta says:

                Thanks Thea and yes Yoann was lookin' fine :)

                • senora ramos says:

                  i knew he was pissy that game, but WOW! even when we scored. btw, love “iker cam” canal+ has going on. can they get a sergio or granero (for some reason my latest crush) one

                • senora ramos says:

                  iker, not yoann (yum lashes). posted reply to wrong post

              • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

                Thanx Thea, i just cant believe he did that the night before the CL. I mean, what was he thinking! He was supposed to be focusing on a very important game. Did you guys notice that he tends to leave his goalkeeping area and runs forward often now like he is not sure? I dont know. I just dont like the fact that it is interfering with his game!

                • senora ramos says:

                  for the last week and a half, almost 2 weeks, he has really looked out of sorts. i of course blame this on pasta sauce. and i need a translation, my lovely ladies who know the spainish language.

                • Molly says:

                  I just think we should continue to blame it on Pastasauce and let Iker off the hook (because we all equally love him and can see no wrong in what he does lol) :) .

                • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

                  Hey there, it basically says what truly tatha says above that the night before Iker spent it with pasta sauce instead of resting for the big game.

                  The other article which Thea refers to says that, Iker has been guilty of not focusing lately due to his relationship with pasta sauce and RM members are really concerned about this.And demanding that he starts focusing on his career. Apparently the team has also picked up on this after the Sevilla game that Iker is starting to make alot of mistakes.

                  RM members and the team are also starting to blame her for the change in him.
                  Well, i hope i translated it okay with the help of google!!! LOL :)

                • senora ramos says:

                  mrs. casillas many humble thanks. and i think it’s obvs to everyone that something’s messing with his game. i mean, it’s gotten pretty bad lately. needs to get it together before the derby and el classico. he’s a leader of the team, he needs to start putting bros before hoes.

                  and how’s the black cat plan coming about. just give me a date to book my ticket to madrid or sa

                • MrsNesta says:

                  Thought this might be interesting if you hadn’t already seen it.


                • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

                  U welcome, senora ramos. I like that bro’s before hoes! lol.

                  Operation black cat during the world cup! lol

    • Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

      thanx TT for the info. :)

      • Thea says:

        Also reading now that they MAY have warned him that if this continues he will get sold to Chelsea, though other reports are saying that the union is legimate as ever! Like I’ve thought right from the start, it’s all an odd affair!

        • MrsNesta says:

          I just read that aswell, but don't think he would ever leave, although if he did then I don't see him going to another Spanish club so would have to go abroad….have to say Iker = Real Madrid.

          • Thea says:

            Yes – I get that BUT I'm getting the impression that he may not get a say in the matter – they are obviously annoyed at him and his antics with Pasta Face and are telling him in no uncertain terms to shape up or ship out. In the UK (and the players are NO angels) they have to spend the night before a crucial match in a hotel – no getting your leg over with your latest conquest. He's made a HUGE error and is being made an example of. He is captain of Spain to boot and she may even be in SA working at the same time. Can you imagine????

            • MrsNesta says:

              agree, should have wrote *don't think he would ever be made to leave :)

              • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

                I hope he doesnt leave, MrsNesta. Iker is RM. Thea, i do share your sentiments, unfortunately. If they are in SA together, it is definitely going to affect his game. They are going to be based in a small town in SA (Potch). Imagine!!! Where there are no distractions. I think they will get up to alot of mischief!!! LOL.

            • MrsNesta says:

              I don't want to imagine, hopefully he's going to get his act together, not sure what the set up is for spanish teams before a big match, is it similar to england?

              • Trisha (Mrs Iker Casillas) says:

                I think he just needs to get her off his system before the world cup or he is in big trouble!

            • suzie says:

              At Real they stay in a hotel the night before a match, even a home match. These photos were taken on the morning of the 9th, meaning she stayed over on the 8th- 2 nights before the champions league match, not the night before. So the guy’s had a dip in form, which if we’re being honest started before he hooked up Sara, but he’ll bounce back, he always does. It’s the pro-barca press that are spinning these stories so please ladies leave Iker alone. The whole team lost the lyon match not just Iker.

              • senora ramos says:

                no one is saying that iker is the reason that they lost the lyon match. it was obviously a team effort (in a very negative way). and the dip in form has been going on for a little while (it became very noticable in the sevilla game, but it had been going on before that). it's just fun to blame it on pasta sauce instead on the fact that sometimes players have a dip in form and he's getting older and these things happen. and the press in spain are awful with the way they are so biased and snarky and such. no one really thinks that iker should end his relationship b/c of this jinx (i mean dip in form, lol). it's all fun and games here!!

              • MrsNesta says:

                Thanx for the info suzie about what they do before matches. We are just having fun about Pasta and know that stories get twisted :) I don't blame Iker for the loss to Lyon, but am hoping all Real Madrid fans will get behind Arsenal when we play Barcelona (this is said in a nice friendly tone with no offence meant) :) :) :) :) :)

                • senora ramos says:

                  i am in all out full support of the gunners even though i don’t follow the epl. and i’m sure 99.9% of the rm fans feel the same way. i mean it’s not like it’s chelsea and barca (really, then the building would just have to collapse :) )
                  also, no offense intended, much anyway

              • Thea says:

                Just to clarify here that RM played Lyon on the 9th – so she did stay over that night before! So all posts and Barca 'spin' is justified.

    • dfdsf says:

      You are really annoying at times.

      • Molly says:

        Why is she annoying???? I don’t find her annoying. She is telling us information that she has heard.

  16. LuvinBale says:

    Don't care for David Villa. Meh.

    Does Hall and Oates know that Gareth Bale

    raided their closet? WTF!!

    • dfdsf says:

      You could you not care about Villa?

      btw, his hattrick last night was sublime

      • Luvin'Bale says:

        I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Yoann!! Not saying that David Villa isnt good looking he's just not as good looking as Yoann. Then again you might question my taste in players cause I love- love- love- love Gareth Bale. So fit!

  17. Molly says:

    Aww David Villa!!! Did I mention yet how obsessed I am with the Spanish footballers :) . And first Xabi today and now David, thanks Kickette!
    But you think with all that money Theo has Mel would have used it to buy herself a better dress (Its mean but we all know its true).

  18. MrsVermaelen says:

    Loool at theo's birthay cake its such a kiddie cake

    and the fashion disaster's that occured at the birthday bash was horrendous

    and really dont care about phil 'satsuma face' brown sacking, cant stand the geezer!

    am i the only one who doesnt fancy david villa?? lol really dont think he's good looking at all ;(

  19. senora ramos says:

    gonzalo was not in various stages. just sayin. but i loved the link!! so thank you kickette!

    and dahveed veeya. you sexy, wonderful, talented, hot, sex on a stick shorty you. i missed you :( and i would in no way shape or form be able to not reach out and touch him if i was close enough to.

    also, would like to say that i got extremely depressed when i saw the link for the relationship. i was scared sergio was cheating on me. i breathed a sigh of relief.

    surprised that there has been no linkage to the utterly unacceptable stomping of c ron. that valladoid match was brutal.

    you have to love the special one!! unless you're a chelsea fan, maybe.

    • MrsNesta says:

      You got scared about Sergio, I thought it was going to be more news about Iker and Pasta………..overwrought definitely :)

      Not sure about David Villa but probably would reach out and touch him!

      Gonzalo needs to learn that less is more :) (and prefer him with longer hair)

      • rain_s_child says:

        and i thought that maybe cristiano's got a new lady-friend! i sooo liked gonzo with longer hair more too. but his curly hair looks nice either way.

        oh, and yeah, we all hate mel's dress. it's ugly and inappropriate for a 20 year old. i ain't sayin' she should be undressed and sex-bombish, but this doesn't suit her either.

        when i saw andrey's wife the first thing that came to mind was: yulia voronin, is that you again???

      • senora ramos says:

        i like him better with long hair too. of course i kind of have a thing for guys with long hair (obvs). and i think that one day madrid need to have a clothing optional training session. just sayin.

        i think i am washing my hands of iker. he’s made me very unhappy lately. but i’m a sucker for the emo, so it’s hard to cut ties

  20. Einah says:

    Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! My one true love :) (after Canna, that is). I missed you sssoooo very much.

    I swear if I see him, I'd either faint or just stand there in trance. *smiling like a lunatic*