March 24th, 2010

Lazy Links & Randoms

While you take a moment to admire Luis Figo’s manly backpack (it belongs to his daughter), please do enjoy a few bits of news and goss.

-Speaking of pink bags, the Spoiler have published their list of top ten metrosexual ‘ballers. We can’t help but think it’s missing the king of man-bags and poker-straight locks, a certain Mr Ramos.

-Metrosexual stylings not your thing? Xabi Alonso’s Esquire cover shot should solve that.¬† We’re getting a little worried about the current Spanish trend for dodgy beards though…

-We’re going to assume Cheryl Cole’s feedback mic/monitor/auto-tuner was having a bad day during this live performance of Parachutes.

-In other Chezza news, she’s flaunting her single girl status. We approve.

-Inter’s Francesco Toldo got more than big balls; he’s got a big mouth too. [via]

-We want a peek in Coleen Rooney’s Selfridges bag!

-Lionel Messi is one RAMO (rich-ass-mo-fo). He’s just knocked Becks off the top of the footy rich list.

-Wow. Charlie Davies is back in training. Hella impressive.

-More Andrey Arshavin webchat insanity. It’s him or Robbie Savage for Internet LOL-King of 2010, that’s for sure.

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17 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. carly says:

    That has to be the cutest Figo photo ever!

  2. Homeskillet17 says:

    bwahahahahahah! Arshavin is funnay! teehee! and the metrosexual list had me laughing so hard! good post! :D

  3. Mel says:

    oh wauw, I did not see Peter Crouch as metrosexual…

  4. DutchGooner says:

    Arshavin is s legend when it comes to his Q&A i get soo much LOOOLZ out of it….hope he never stops he is after all our very own lil meerkat :)

  5. goalkeeperette says:

    It’s amazing how Davies recovered so quickly, considering what he’s been through! So happy for him and wish him all the best, you go boy!

    I’ve always said Cheryl Cole is talent-free and only famous because of her looks. Not that I needed another proof! ;) The song is not as bad as 3 Words though.

    Andrey never fails to bring the LOLZ. He must never stop answering these questions!

    And finally, which blind monkey put together that metrosexual-list? I’m fine with Becks and Freddie and C-Ron and all but Crouch? Rio? Ciss√©? Thierry? Why not put Rooney and Eric Cantona and Oliver Kahn on it as well?
    PS: I vote for Guti and The Ramos, too! ^^

  6. eleanor says:

    i LIKE xabis beard!

  7. MrsNesta says:

    Andrey is hilarious and I'm going to send a question to him…….mmmm what to ask?

  8. Molly says:

    I can’t believe Sergio and Guti didn’t make that metrosexual list!!!
    And I feel so bad for the 13 year old girl whos dad won’t let her play football in Audrey q&a section. Lol let the poor girl play football. But his answers are hilarious.

  9. Erin says:

    Mmmm, Xabi. He definitely looks better when he shaves, but he looks fantastic anyway!

  10. Ish678 says:

    Xabi’s beard – dodgy? How very dare you! :p

  11. senora ramos says:

    charlie is the bionic man!! so happy he's back at training. now if he can be fit by the wc, our chances go way up!! <3 charlie you little cutie!!

    and lol! ramos and guti not on the metro list? i looked at it expect el ramos to be numero uno and was shocked!!

    xabi looks hella sexy. and his beard is def not dodgy!! mmmmm, xabi.

    and i don't know what i'd do without the russian meerkat. apparently he doesn't even answer the "weird" questions he gets asked!! he can never, ever stop answering those misguided souls.

  12. Eva says:


    Andrei is giving me new L-I-F-E with his Q&A!!!

  13. kaya says:

    Go Charlie, Go!

  14. Emily says:

    Some clown on the Spoiler comments page asked why Iker wasn't on the list… ummmmm… obviously this person hasn't perused the photo collection available at Kickette.

    And it is great to see Charlie doing so well. Modern medicine has immense capability… but it takes the heart of an athlete to reap the true reward of the doctor's craft…

  15. liv says:

    what were they thinking when they left the Ramos and Yoann fishion whore Gourcuff of the list; who ever put that list up got half of their job done; Chezza right on you, single and ready to mingle, on this note i have to say it again and agin Asheley you're an idiot as is clude Makelele!

  16. FootballerChick43 - says:

    The top 10 metrosexual ballers list made me laugh until I cried.

    On Cheryl… wow.

    CHARLIE DAVIES! So glad to see him back :)

  17. Ella says:

    All I can say is YAAAAAAAAY for Charlie Davies!!!!!! He's amazing! :)