April 27th, 2010

Lazy Links & Randoms

You may have noticed we’ve been a little man-flesh heavy recently. While this isn’t necessarily a problem, an overdose of anything is bad for one’s health so we rather generously thought we would refresh your palates with some WAG goss.

Above, you will see Abbey Clancy shopping. For discount carpet. This is odd, but we’re prepared to overlook it on the grounds that it’s a relief to see a WAG doing something she is meant to be doing. Lately we have noticed an unnerving trend of WAG’s expending effort. Like real, proper effort. Marathon running, water skiing, competitive ballroom dancing. All worthy pursuits, we’re sure, but we hadn’t exactly factored this into our life plan. We were working the ‘get the man, get the car, get the house, get the ring, get all the handbags in the fugging world’ angle. Now we have to learn running too?

- Speaking of running, David Beckham is unlikely to be doing much out until November.  We were sad. Now, we are happy. Now, we’re even happier!

- In shiny news, Dwight Yorke is now being pimped out by the same people who do El Hadji Diouf’s cars. Oh, good.

- Another victim of the craze for inappropriate vehicular decoration is Stephen Ireland, who we learn may be about to get a shark installed in his kitchen. Can sharks be pimped out? ‘Chrome’ shark? ‘Go faster stripes’ shark? Ooh, tartan shark! We do hope this becomes the new must have player accessory.

- We now move surreptitiously back into the man-flesh area, hopefully without anyone noticing. Will Yoann Gourcuff be able to ‘wear’ the sky blue shirt of Manchester City? It’s a difficult look to pull off, as Carlos Tevez continually demonstrates.

- Ditto Christoph Metzelder in the slightly darker blue of Schalke 04. These are vital questions, people!

- Oh, Philippe. Baby. Come here. We’ve got something that’ll make you weep.

- Actually, if this happens we may well be in tears too.

- Finally, a video of footballers slapping each other is available here, whilst a video of a young man exposing himself is here. Normal service has been resumed.

- Football Barbie will take it from here. We’re late for our nap.

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23 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. Helena says:

    PMSL AT THE CARLOS TEVES BIT LOOOOOL XDDDD

  2. Metze…leaving? My heart is broken in 1000000000000 pieces *runs away crying*

  3. Susie says:

    Abbey looks drop dead gorgeous in that pic, proving you dont have to let it all hang out and wear ridiculous shoes, to be fashionable. She should tone it down more often.

  4. sounderslove says:

    Yoann, no. Just no.

    You belong at Arsenal. With Cesc. Causing me to melt into a little puddle every time I watch a match.

    • Yasmin Marisa says:

      I second that! Having Yoann at Arsenal would definitely make them the best looking team in the Prem (not that they’re not already!). Plus, Chamakh should be coming and I’m sure him and Yoann won’t really want to be split up. Lol.
      I already melt when I watch Arsenal matches though. Especially if both Cesc and Van Persie are playing.

  5. SunnyK says:

    I seriously thought it was Sienna Miller! But, the outfit’s not wacky enough to be her. Abby looks great!

  6. shay says:

    In regards to the twitter thing by Kaka, Carol said that she would not let him delete her account and that she was starting a twitter campaign….
    http://twitter.com/cacelico ….. i generally have no idea what she is saying so i follow http://twitter.com/caroltranslated as well

  7. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Good luck, Christoph Metzelder. Will definately make things interesting in the Bundesliga, lol.

  8. rubyqueen19 says:

    she does look totally gorge.i loooooooooooooove her body its just amazing..why cant we all be blessed like that.!!!!

  9. bubbly_cheryl says:

    tevez doesn’t look good in anything (least of all on the better, *ahem* red side of manchester, that said i don’t want to see him naked… i have sensitive eye sight

  10. truly_thata says:

    Fu*k transfer window, it’s a great sorrow to see someone leaving. Yoann, please learn something from Robihno. DON’T MOVE FOR MONEY!!
    and Good luck for Christoph Metzelder..even though I’m sure BVB Dortmund will upset and angry with your decision.

  11. Ana;) says:

    OMG!! Yoann at Man City nooooooooooooooooooo!!
    He can’t do this to me, if he does come to england let it be to Arsenal. I wouldn’t mind him in midfield.
    Awwwwwww Philippe bless him!!
    Lool at the slapping!!

  12. senora ramos says:

    thanks for the link for football barbie kickette!
    sad to say goodbye to christoph :( good luck again in germany :)
    btw, i’m ok with all the man flesh. wags exhaust me ;)

  13. rubyqueen19 says:

    its nice to see a “wag” do something else apart from shopping,shopping,holidaying,and yet more shopping.!!!!!!!!!i like the outfit.very urban…

  14. rubyqueen19 says:

    i agree tammy.its weird how things change.??but some are an institute like kickettes they never die…

  15. Alas, the recession causes people to do crazy things!

  16. Amy says:

    I would love to have Yoann in the Prem, but PLEASE not at Man City!!

  17. tammyv says:

    God, what a difference four years makes:

    Abby is buying discount carpets

    Alex is buying discount booze

    Elen is a former-WAG and marathon runner

    Louise is a Man Utd WAG (but no one still has any idea who she is)

    Colleen is a millionaire in her own right

    Several have come and gone and we are still here to judge them and their men

  18. liv says:

    Abby look fab, and yes discount is fabulous as well go on girl!If Yoann play for city that would just be cruel, i will have to stop seeing him as the beautiful men that he is!