May 13th, 2010

Lazy Links & Randoms

So the midweek slump is a day late, but has now arrived and is currently residing in the Kickette stationary drawer. We’re tired and emotional, people. So sit back, relax and navigate these fun stories by people who aren’t lazy asses. Today, they do the work. So we don’t have to.

- First up, since we’ve not yet hit our limit on cute footballer kids, here’s Blackburn’s Paul Robinson with Lucy and Jack, and team-mate Christopher Samba with his wee son. Extra points to baby for not being scared of the mascot. Those things freak us out more than clowns. *shudder*

- Now onto a message to the England NT. Pay attention, please. There’s a major tourney coming up and your record isn’t great in this area. But at least you won’t go hungry.

- Okay, enough with the sarcasm. We are SOOOO excited.

- Not enough pretty for you yet? Agreed. Check out the German NT team. Nummy!

- Tottenham Hotspur’s Luka Modric got married. Our in house translator has advised us that the couple arrived dressed down and changed at the registry office and had chocolate cake for dessert. More piccies here although sadly, none of the cake. But  what better start could a couple hope for? Congrats, kids!

- We don’t even care if this story from the Sun isn’t true. It’s bloomin EPIC. If you’re considering not bothering to click, it involves Cristiano Ronaldo’s baby makin parts. M’kay?

- Our fave fashion females, The Fug Girls, have assessed the tragic breakdown of Cheryl Cole’s concert costumes.

- In case you’ve forgotten, maybe due to burnout or excessive inhalation of nail varnish, Dimi Berbatov IS The Continental.

- In what we imagine to be totally pointless attempt to escape speculation re: their relationship and get their tanning in early this year (due to the World Cup), Steven and Alex Gerrard have gone on holiday.

- Our second favourite pretty poppet Carlos Tevez (second only to Jimmy Bullard in the hawt stakes) picked up two honours at the Manchester City Awards. Congrats, CT!

- Need a reminder why you love the EPL? Look no further.

- Or Bojan? Mmmmm, puppy.

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17 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. Jasmine says:

    Bojan is soooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee

  2. Nikki says:

    Paul Robinson’s daughter looks like Abigail Breslin from ‘Little Miss Sunshine” .

  3. p4ng says:

    the s*n never tells the truth.

  4. Zlatanista says:

    First: Paul Robinsons kids are too cute for words!
    Second: I have seen the picture of Bojan before, but it always makes me feel like i am doing something illegal by just looking at it :) .

  5. Missy Manchester says:

    O..

    M..

    G…

    Check out the guests at Luka Modric's nuptials. I thought I clicked on the wrong link at first and was taken to a Jerry Springer barbecue or something. :s

  6. Missy Manchester says:

    I find Paul Robinson's left knee fascinating.

  7. carly says:

    Such cute babies!!

  8. TristaJade says:

    I would just like to say congratulations to The Sun. I was firmly under the belief that they could no longer shock me with the stupid crap they print…that C-Ron story just proved me wrong. REALLY proved me wrong…

    • laz says:

      the really silly thing is that the daily star and mirror also have the story on their respective sites but the quotes from the 'inside united' mag is different and the story plotline as a whole.

      need to flick through the original source (inside united mag) at the supermarket to uncover the truth ;)

      seriously though, even though we all know cr takes personal grooming to an extreme, i'm sure he is sensible enough to seek professional assistance than go the DIY route – i'm guessing it's some other overly groomed footballer in question, there's enough of them!

      • TristaJade says:

        Amen to that!! Ha, ha. And you would think the Sun and everyone else would take into consideration that since Cristiano takes his appearance so seriously, that he would not do something so foolish. LoL.

        And I'm starting to get the impression that the mags like the Sun, etc are like 24-hour news networks; once one starts something up, the others have to jump on in just to say they are reporting the story too.

        If you find out the truth, let me know!!! I'm sure who ever really did it, if it wasn't C-Ron, will make the story FAR more hilarious. ;)

  9. A dirty, battered, bruised Paul Robinson holding his little kiddos by the hand is just lovely. And his daughter has the cutest little gap in her teeth. <3

  10. Leesy-Lou says:

    Thank you soooo much for posting some of my boys!!!

    Every week when he's warming up in front of us Robbo stands and waves to his little boy in the box behind us and blows kisses at him, i melts me every week, and you would not believe how cute little Samba was running round the pitch!!

    Thank you again!!!

  11. Ella says:

    I'm not sure I've heard a stupider fake story about CR9.

  12. tammyv says:

    Lampard believes England can lift the World Cup but says the fear of being eliminated by penalties does haunt him.

    "I think it has become a bit of an issue in the mind,” Lampard told The Sun.

    "No matter how well we have played in a match, when it comes down to penalties, you think: 'Oh s*** here we go again'.

    "Once you've got that mindset, it is hard to get out of it.

    "That's why the Germans are so good at it. They get to penalties and they have a confidence, an arrogance I suppose that they are going to win.

    "England need more of that self-belief."