April 4th, 2012

Lazy Links & Randoms

We injured ourselves yawning this morning, which means that despite a fantastic name and an idiot-proof promise, we won’t be trying the anti-spill beer contraption anytime soon.

Related product shill shiznit: Shayk stripped off for flip flops, Florent Malouda rolled deep to a game of Red Rover, Guti’s girl Romina was hired by Herbal Essences and Cesc drove a PUMA-donated Ferrari to practice (while shooting a commercial, there’s a Formula 1 tie-in there somewhere).


The measles epidemic that was spreading throughout parts of Ukraine isn’t going down without a fight. The European Centre for Disease Control said it may have gotten slightly worse since the end of February actually. Footie fans attending this summer’s EUROS 2012 must be delighted at their dwindling prospects of returning home safe and sound post-tournament.


Marouane Chamakh wants to stay with Arsenal and smoke shisha pipes next season.

Thatta boy. Reach for the stars. Even if you miss, you’ll at least have a hookah lounge couch to fall back on.

Image: The Guardian.


Victoria “I have no male friends” Beckham thinks her figure “stands for the general public.” Katie Price does not.


Try with as you might not to dance to this. We couldn’t.


Atalanta’s Andrea Masiello copped to his involvement in that whole Bari/Serie A match fixing scandal and is ready to stand up and take his punishment like a man.


Are Frank and Christine really thinking about getting married in a Donegal town castle (not to be confused with dongle)? Honestly, we don’t know anything more than you lot do about the private pair’s wedding logistics, or where Bleakley plans to fly  her mates to for a pre-wedding bender.

For those not in the know, a WAG-style bender involves spending 12 – 14 hours a day laying in the sun using baby oil as sunscreen and ingesting at least half your body weight in alcohol. And that’s just the day schedule.

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11 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. Agnes Wonka says:

    I like Irina's ad..it's very cool.
    What's that thing Chamakh is smoking exactly? o.O

    • futbollove says:

      it's a water pipe…….. i love it too
      especially lemon-mint or grape-mint :)

  2. Utd Girl says:

    Since when were Cristiano and Irina engaged?! According to the article, they are. But then again, I really wouldn't mind. I actually like them together.

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      Well, if they are looks like bad news for Sara C, who wants her wedding to be the most popular this summer. Lol

    • kel says:

      I don't think they are. They still spend half their time on different continents and she hasn't been wearing an engagement ring. She has once or twice worn a ring on that finger that started the rumours but nothing has been confirmed and some media outlets just keep referring to her that way.

  3. kel says:

    Taking her clothes off to promote flip flops? Yeah, she's really a high end model, isn't she?

  4. Jayy says:

    Stawberry and Mint flavour sheesha is the best. Just sayin' ;)

  5. Gladys says:

    I'm not a Shayk-hater. I think of her as pretty darn beautiful and she seems relatively intelligent when I've watched interviews. But I find all the naked ads she does a little tedious. Also, as a purchaser of flip-flops, I don't know how a nude body is supposed to sell them. These types of ads are for men. When I buy shoes, I want to see them on a pair of feet with some sort of clothing. Guess it's the flip-flop version of Victoria's Secret.

  6. Carvivlie says:

    I can't believe I'm saying this but I agree with Katie Price!

    • Utd Girl says:

      Me too. I love Posh, but what the hell is she talking about she represents the general public? She does make clothes that cost thousands of dollars that most people cannot afford. She needs to come down to Earth and rethink that statement cause that is just ridiculous!