August 22nd, 2012

Lazy Links & Randoms

Spare a thought for this Manchester City photographer, who was (jokingly) accosted by Mario Balotelli in the tunnel whilst on her knees.

That reads a helluva dirtier than we intended it to.

Abbey Crouch ad-libbed her “This Morning” lines yesterday when she accident said “bloody” on camera.

Notice we avoided commenting on the fringed boots. Because to analyse Abbey’s footwear would mean we understand it. And we do not.

From crimes against fashion to motoring offenses, the latest genius to be caught doing idiotic things behind the wheel is Andre Santos. Forgive us, but who?

Oh, and, whatddya know, the same can be said for Spanish footballers, Victor Valdes and Asier del Horno, who have been charged with forgery and fraud in relation to something we couldn’t finish translating on our own. Multilingual Kickettes, where you at?

How to lose friends and alienate (Welsh) people, by Helen Flanagan.

Alas, we’ve discovered what health and fitness regimen André-Pierre Gignac has been following. That didn’t take long.

An unwise caption from you there, young Breckles. You won’t be saying that when the Kickette Army Hair Trimming Platoon arrive in the dead of night to strip you off your peroxide addled pride & joy (in addition to your clothing, dignity and self-respect).

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7 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. sohbet says:

    carpet events with custom dresses. This trend was usually reserved for celebrities or royalties, and Wags have joined on this bandwagon because of their highly paid halves. Luxury like this can only happen due to a rich boyfriend.

  2. Rachael says:

    I really don’t know what qualifies Abbey to be on GMTV I have seen her and she’s hardly a natural talent

  3. isoccer247 says:

    if you watch the tunnel cam videos on citys site she always kisses mario when he arrives to matches…
    in fact he is the only one she kisses…

  4. Katie Ann says:

    The fraud thing is about yachts. They had skipper's licenses to sail them, but apparently never took the tests to get those licenses.

  5. Kara.Lara says:

    Mario Balotelli- what a dick.

    • katie says:

      It's with the club photographer, who is always joking around with the players. If you've seen any other video with her in it, her and the players are always joking around. I'm sure she got the lens returned quickly and found it funny.