October 3rd, 2012

Lazy Links & Randoms

Jazz hands at the ready y’all – it’s humpday and we’re wildly hungover!

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Swinging through this week’s retirement door is Michael Ballack and Jimmy Bullard. We bid you adieu, Michael. But not your abs. Your abs will live on in our memories for at least another five, maybe six minutes.
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The newbies of Swansea were put through the squad’s initiation rigors.
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Hotel Boca Juniors in Buenos Aires claims to be first no hooligans allowed “football-themed hotel in the world.”
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footballers tattoosAndre Santos tries to cheer himself up with a new tatt that reads, ‘No one can take away your pain so don’t let anyone take away your happiness’. Okay then!
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Kickette soldier girls and boys, are all your friends married? There’s a Tumblr for that.
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Theo Walcott says his contract stalemate with Arsenal isn’t about the money his club’s got stacks on stacks on stacks of. Priorities, Theo. Let us rearrange them for you.
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Damage our hearts a little more by shimmying up next to Karine Ferri, why don’tcha Lashes?
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In an interesting twist of quietly reported events, Brandao’s rape charges were dismissed due to a lack of evidence.
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Danielle Lloyd is going back under the boobie surgeon’s knife. Because, god forbid, she were to be flat-chested and all or whatever for the rest of her life.
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Follow uslike us and be grateful you’re not as sick as us today Kickettes.

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10 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. klima servis says:

    Edwin you can have all the Jazzy hands you want as long as you keep delivering like a rockstar on my fantasy team

  2. I am sooo looking forward to tonight's game! It's going to be a tough one, but I hope Mats & Co can get three points. Apologies to all Man City Kickettes…

  3. klimaservisi says:

    Awww, jazz hands…I love Joey! Edin Dzeko isn't half bad either…

  4. HA! I can't believe Danielle Lloyd wants to go through that again after what happened to her

  5. Andrea says:

    Ohhh I love Yoann Gourcuff ♥♥ I want to be his girlfriend. Die Karine die!

  6. Andrea says:

    Ahhh Gourcuff ♥♥♥♥♥ #Love

  7. tammyv says:

    Edwin you can have all the Jazzy hands you want as long as you keep delivering like a rockstar on my fantasy team

  8. German_Girl says:

    Awww, jazz hands…I love Joey! Edin Dzeko isn't half bad either…

    I am sooo looking forward to tonight's game! It's going to be a tough one, but I hope Mats & Co can get three points. Apologies to all Man City Kickettes…

  9. HiL says:

    HA! I can't believe Danielle Lloyd wants to go through that again after what happened to her….. god….