February 26th, 2009

Lazy Links and Randoms

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While you read through our links and random bits of news today,  please, feel your eyes burn as you gaze upon ex-WAG Elen Rives and her fashion choices from last week. Goddamn it, she’s a legend.

Ballers with no naked shame. We love them, they love to help us to love them. Or, to be a bit more clearer, Mirko’s video has gone viral.

When random sizzle connects abroad: George Clooney has subleased his Lake Como pad to David Beckham.

Speaking of his royal golden balls, watch David make an ace golden basket with Celtics star Kevin Garnett. Oh, and Becks is also the unauthorized face of sex enhancement pills in Japan. And this is wrong because?

Wayne Rooney’s cousin Stephen is launching a pop career. Let’s hope i-Tunes can cope with the extra traffic.

Freddie Ljungberg was at the Vivienne Westwood show at London Fashion Week. Not one single photographer deemed this as newsworthy enough to publish any stalkerazzi pics. WTF?

Attn fan girls: Nando dodges a fan going in for the kiss, and Stevie G speaks two words of Spanish. (Around 1.15 minutes in, via ONTD)

By popular demand (and several quite serious threats, bribes and voodoo curses), we’re pleased to announce that the beloved Thursday Thigh Off will be returning next week.

So, seriously. Back to Elen’s clothes. You saw them, yes? In case you missed it, let us remind you: she’s got musical theatre “character” shoes on. Wow. We need her so much more than we realized.

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38 Responses to “Lazy Links and Randoms”

  1. torres4ever says:

    Look at what breaking up has done to her. Nando dodging the kiss was hilarious.

  2. ThunderGirl says:

    WTF??? The pants, the headband, the shoes… Truly horrendous!!! It makes me wonder, was it Elen's questionable sartorial choices that killed the passion between her and Frank? P.S. LMAO over Stevie G speaking Spanish!!!

  3. TammyV says:

    As for the rest.. It is a sin not to have Freddie picks but soon, I will see him in all his pretty, pertty MLS glory

  4. TammyV says:

    As for the rest.. It is a sin not to have Freddie picks but soon, I will see him in all his pretty, pertty MLS glory

  5. TammyV says:

    I totally stand by what I wrote two years ago! I LOVE these two??? God, they are always good for some drama, soapy fun and horrific fashion diasters. Seriously, what the F is up with their obesession with shiney clothes? I am does everything have to have a sparkle, her shirt, his golden threaded vest? God, they are the best???Frankie, Els.. stay yourselves forever! This is why we love Frank and Elen??? no one (or no couple) can deliver a full-on, tactastic, fashion diaster like these two. Individually they are (usually) bad, but together God, together they are a fashion apocalypse. Brilliant.. God if they ever broke-up I would be devistated! Who would entertain us like these two? Remember the outfit he wore with Vegas-bunny? jeans (that fit), white button-down, navy blazer (that fit), distressed boots and a tasteful belt. God, why? I need Lamps looks goofy and in ill-fitting clothes and Elen look wacky in way too expensive clothes. I need it like a crackhead needs the rock!

  6. carly says:

    Seriously, what is that? Trousers with an extra apron? Is she going to be a cook from now on?

  7. carly says:

    Seriously, what is that? Trousers with an extra apron? Is she going to be a cook from now on?

  8. jax says:

    God, she looks like MC Hammer’s trannie sister!! Elen I’m sooo gonna miss you!!

  9. DC says:

    i didn't think she could top any other previous outfits but this just wins, or fails. hahahaStevie speaking spanish is the best thing i've heard this week. and Beck's living in Clooney's house…*flails*

  10. TammyV says:

    I totally stand by what I wrote two years ago!

    I LOVE these two? God, they are always good for some drama, soapy fun and horrific fashion diasters. Seriously, what the F is up with their obesession with shiney clothes? I am does everything have to have a sparkle, her shirt, his golden threaded vest?

    God, they are the best?Frankie, Els.. stay yourselves forever!

    This is why we love Frank and Elen? no one (or no couple) can deliver a full-on, tactastic, fashion diaster like these two. Individually they are (usually) bad, but together God, together they are a fashion apocalypse. Brilliant..

    God if they ever broke-up I would be devistated! Who would entertain us like these two?

    Remember the outfit he wore with Vegas-bunny? jeans (that fit), white button-down, navy blazer (that fit), distressed boots and a tasteful belt. God, why? I need Lamps looks goofy and in ill-fitting clothes and Elen look wacky in way too expensive clothes. I need it like a crackhead needs the rock!

  11. lose that girl says:

    Well, it certainly brings a whole new meaning to the word, crotchety! lose that girl blog

  12. FootballerChick43 - says:

    What the HELL is Elen wearing? Did she raid the Big&Tall mens store looking for the ugliest thing available? Those are terrible.On Mirko… wow.On George Clooney subleasing to David Beckham, well… I can't say much. George Clooney is one of the better things that has come from Kentucky so…Wow. For some reason, I don't find Becks and basketball an attractive combination.Wayne Rooney has a brother? That suprises me more than the story.On Ljungberg at the Vivienne Westwood show, wow. I'm disappointed.On Nando, thats hilarious. Wow.Yay! Thursday Thigh Off will be back!!!! :)

  13. An says:

    i swear kickettes, you have the most funniest lines ever on the world of football sites! =)
    hell yeah elen is a legend and even if she’s now an ex-wag please oh please do keep in touch with her
    lets not forget about how she amuse us over the past years. TEAM ELEN!

  14. Miggy says:

    Dios mio! *faints* That is just….wow. Utter and total fashion train wreck.

  15. Man utd lass says:

    Oh my god, elen`s outfit is truly bad.  This most be the worst wag outfit ever.  Proof if need that money cannot buy you style.

  16. Anns says:

    to be honest, Ellen’s overall look looks quite cool and punky, but it doesn’t suits her age…it suits 20 years old girls. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    OMG my password is “too85”…goes well with her look ;D

  17. Susie says:

    I love Elen, she just doesnt give a f*** and that is so bloody refreshing.

    Im going to miss her.

  18. Raina says:

    *THUMP* 
    <head hits the keyboard after I pass out from seeing Elen’s outfit>

  19. Rebecca says:

    HAHAHA, the pants! Jeez Elen, do you even bother to look on what you're wearing?

  20. HiL says:

    I didn't get to see Vucinic so thanks for posting! oh god!!! XD Excited about TTO coming back! woohooo! HAHA! loved the way Torres avoided that fangirl. "buenos dias".. how original:P

  21. Moonie says:

    Oooo yummy, thighs!!

  22. Dreamgirl says:

    Did you miss the Frank/Elen split somehow,Tammy?And I'm looking forward to the TTO. Thanks Kickette.

  23. GO says:

    *eyes hurt* Sorry can't read the lazy links and random, the pain is too intense!

  24. aristeia says:

    What is she planning on DOING in those pants? Smuggling drugs? Shoplifting? Crapping for 7 days w/o going to the toilet? *tries to wrap mind around it* She's off her damn rocker. Kudos to Becks for the basket, but I still prefer Stevie hitting the clay pigeon w/ the ball. It was like porrrn. LOFL, Nando DENIES. Love Stevie's spanish: "boo-en-as dee-az". Hee. Lol, Erin… our favorite line, "Buenas dias, la!". ;) THIGHS!!!!!!! WE NEED THEM!!!!!

  25. Becca says:

    LMFAO ! Elen Rives Picture Made My Day!!! Ha .. I Hate Herr !

  26. Kahtilyn13 says:

    WHAT THE F***ING HELL ARE THOSE PANTS? She looks ridiculous. Her fashion sense is on the fritz.

  27. Kahtilyn13 says:

    She must be hiding her huge wang!!!!

  28. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    Diossss, she's priceless! Really a legend. I miss Elen! Dude, i'm feeling so weird right now O_O

  29. TammyV says:

    No… I got that they broke-up and as I said, "what I wrote two years ago." That was my point, two years ago I feared this day as I need their combined crazy fashion diasters like a crackhead needs the rock! I was supporting Kickette in her discovery of her addiction to wacky Elen, actually

  30. Avenath says:

    Maybe Elen is wearing her dad's ol' pants…that's the only thing i can think of…

  31. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I really can’t get over those pants. They’re beyond awful. Mirko and his undies was the highlight of the game for me. Woohoo! TTO! Can I suggest using some Pupi thigh from the Inter game? It was pretty EPIC.

  32. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Elen, always entertaining. Mirko, I thank you hee hee. Becks *yawns*. FC43 the article is about his Cousin not brother. Yes he does have a brother but this is not him. Never seen the Freddie love, he has always turned me off. LOL @ Nando dodging the kiss. YAY FOR THE RETURN OF TTO !!!!

  33. Becca says:

    LMFAO ! Elen Rives Picture Made My Day!!! Ha .. I Hate Herr !

  34. Paris says:

    Torres has to deal with harrasment poor thing! Stevie G is too funny, hes a fluent spaniard these days =)

  35. Tres Bien says:

    I usually love Bottega Veneta but I loathe that bag.

    The first time I saw it (and every time thereafter), I exclaimed that it looks like someone stuck Smarties or Skittles on it.

    When I saw she had it last week, I figured that she would be a person to pick it up.

  36. TammyV says:

    No… I got that they broke-up and as I said, "what I wrote two years ago." That was my point, two years ago I feared this day as I need their combined crazy fashion diasters like a crackhead needs the rock!

    I was supporting Kickette in her discovery of her addiction to wacky Elen, actually

  37. Boston Red says:

    Uh pay attention, Tammy. I can’t believe she’s actually wearing those pants! And why oh why is there no frontal view of Vucinic there?! Too bad he wasn’t free-balling.

  38. Erin says:

    Buenos dias, la!

    Elen….what the fu…? That is just beyond. Can’t wait for the return of Thursday Thighs!