March 10th, 2009

Lazy Links and Randoms

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Franck Ribery and Luca Toni discuss the pros and cons of cold weather head adornments. Image via Getty

Andrey Arshavin, that semi-loveable scamp with a mouth that won’t quit, has turned his observational wit to mobile phone technology. And, Niklas Bendtner’s lack of mates.

Hey, Rebecca Loos has a baby bump! Do you think every time Victoria Beckham sees Ms. Loos in the papers, she eats one less lettuce leaf to feel better?

Let’s have a quick Cristiano Ronaldo update: He very generously donated £100,000 to the hospital that helped save his mother’s life, might be training with track star Usain Bolt, had a cute bit of fun with Patrice Evra talking about Playboy and Christian Dior en francais, and wore clothes that murdered our sleep patterns. (Btw, please would those saying C-Ron dresses “gay” just piss off? For a start, no gay man we know would wear those clothes.)

imageFernando Torres: needs frizz reduction treatment. Urgent.

Vincent Kompany. Hello, and congratulations to you and your gene pool.

Up-and-coming Everton hotshot Jack Rodwell has dumped his steady, Melissa for attracting unwanted attention to the couple, including cheesy semi-clad pics of her “modeling” at the Miss Motors model launch. Jack proves to us (and all the wagabees and glamour models) that posing nude does have a drawback: you can catch a chill, and/or lose your WAG status. Get naked with care, Kickettes!

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26 Responses to “Lazy Links and Randoms”

  1. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    That Pat-Cristiano video made my week. Thanks for posting the link, Kickette. Too, too frickin' adorable!!! For the ladies who don't speak French, Patrice was laughing about how he calls Cristiano "Christian Dior" because he's all about his fashion and how he looks. Like TFO said below, Patrice said a lot about how hard-working and professional Cristiano is, how he's the last one to leave every training session. Cristiano mentioned once again how important his teammates were to helping him win the Ballon d'or, and he chatted about how players spend more time with each other than with their own families, so the club is like its own little family. Patrice said that the one thing he doesn't really like about Cristiano is that he's "un playboy" (same thing as in English) and then they both laughed hysterically. Cristiano asked Pat what his dreams as an individual dreams for himself are, and Pat answered that he'd love to win the Ballon d'or, but that it's too hard to win it when he plays with someone like Cristiano. Really, it was quite the heartwarming chat. I found myself giggling and grinning throughout the whole thing. While Cris does have a sizeable ego, he also has a big heart and a great sense of humour. Patrice is just too delicious for words and also a big sweetheart. He can speak French to me all day long… :D

  2. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    so i wont take notice of that Toni pic cos that does him no justice lol lose the head me ol' son…..as for arshavin he was just jokin am sure he just said the first name tha popped in his head he wasnt bein cheeky and as for kompany well his body is banging but his face is a big no no and thanks to kickette i become a bigger fan of evra ;-) hes so adorable i have no lcue what they were saying but they seemed so cute together or is it just me or is ronaldo's face a bit to shiny and torres still luks sexy no matter wat xx..

  3. torres4ever says:

    Oh Ronaldo. There you go again. Nando your hair is just ,well,wow

  4. Becca says:

    Arw Nandos Hair (L) – Cute!

  5. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Vincent Kompany just became stalk worthy.

    Nice to see Ken-Ron giving back to the hospital too :)

    I love Nando’s hair, it makes me laugh. A lot.

  6. carly says:

    Oh that C-Ron – Evra interview is so freaking cute =)

  7. Boston Red says:

    (Btw, please would those saying C-Ron dresses ???gay?? just piss off? For a start, no gay man we know would wear those clothes.) LOL so true! And Vincent Kompany can expose him bum all he wants. Fine by me :D

  8. carly says:

    Oh that C-Ron – Evra interview is so freaking cute =)

  9. TammyV says:

    ‘I??d always been disappointed with my relationships with men." – Well Becks, sleeping with married men kind of does that to a girl

    NEVER WOULD I HAVE IMAGES IN A BILLION YEARS A WAY THAT RIBERY COULD BE BETTER LOOKING THEN LUCA..Wow that is some bad hat wearing going on

  10. kimmila_2000 says:

    Evra has a sense of humor! Soo cute, does anybody know what else their saying? Unfortunately for me I can’t speak either French or Portuguese–but they seemed like they were having a laugh !

  11. miss_disenchanted says:

    I didn't understand a word that was being said by Ronnie or Pat but they are so cute to watch and Pat's laugh aaawwweee….

  12. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Vincent Kompany just became stalk worthy.Nice to see Ken-Ron giving back to the hospital too :) I love Nando's hair, it makes me laugh. A lot.

  13. TammyV says:

    ‘I?d always been disappointed with my relationships with men." – Well Becks, sleeping with married men kind of does that to a girl

    NEVER WOULD I HAVE IMAGES IN A BILLION YEARS A WAY THAT RIBERY COULD BE BETTER LOOKING THEN LUCA..Wow that is some bad hat wearing going on

  14. Avenath says:

    Good God!…what on earth is CRon wearing??!…can someone please get him a stylist – PRONTO…hair or no hair, Torres is still all hotness…

  15. Julie says:

    Awww some love for my bb Vincent Kompany !!! Keep it coming ! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    And there are other Belgian ballers who deserve some attention too, Kickette ! Maybe one day i’ll show you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  16. Susie says:

    Thanks Kickette for the Evra Ronaldo interview, that is beyond uber cute.

    You could just adopt them both and kuddos to Ronaldo for being humble and saying that he wins awards because the team helps him do it.

    Ace!

  17. Lola says:

    The headline in the Daily Mail said "Rebecca Loos shows off her growing baby bump in glamorous photoshoot". I never thought I'd see "Rebecca Loos" and "glamerous" in the same sentence The C-Ron doesn't dress gay, most gay men have taste Kickette, please don't say nasty things about my beloved's hair, he looks like an angel (well an angel who needs some frizz-ease) Vincent Kompany, thank you for the clothing removal, your efforts are much appreciated

  18. The Fourth Official says:

    Thanks for the Patrice vid link, Kickette. He's so well-spoken and charming en français. And they are actually discussing *more* than Playboy and Dior, btw. Like what a dedicated, hard-working professional Cristiano is. :)

  19. Rebecca says:

    Sorry, but I really REALLY think he dresses "gay". Nando's hair is the cutest though, just look at him! Can't stop laughing…

  20. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    CRon's outfit – yep no gay would ever ever dress that badly but that video with Evra was adorable!

  21. Filthygorgeous says:

    Whoever says C-Ron dresses "gay" obviously doesn't know many gay men! A colleague of mine is as camp as a row of tents – if I told him he dressed like Cristiano Ronaldo, he would totally bitch slap me! lol.

  22. FootballerChick43 - says:

    On Franck Ribery and Luca Toni discussing headgear in cold weather… yes to Franck, no to Luca. Just kidding.On Arshavin… wow.On Rebecca Loos…wow.On C-Ron, well… that's nice of him. The donation.On Fernando, wow.Didn't check out the Vincent Kompany link.On Jack Rodwell.. whoa. Didn't expect that one.

  23. Erin says:

    Arshavin needs to learn to shut his little mouth. Cron's look isn't so much gay as complete fashion victim clueless. *barf* And Torres can wear his hair any ugly way he wants to as long as he keeps playing like he did today. :)

  24. HiL says:

    Toni with that hat XD hilarious! I watched this match it took me a second to realize that it’s him under that dog sitting on his head. Arshavin cracked me up in that vid XDDD

  25. Moonie says:

    Vinnie’s always been stalkworthy – ive got a whole folder full of pics of him in various states of undress!!

  26. aristeia says:

    Absolutely love the shot of the boys in their winter wear.

    When will Arshavin shut up? Just curious.

    Re: C-Ron… very generous of him to donate that money. Also, agreed Kickette… no gay would dress like that. O_o

    Haha, agreed Erin… Nando can have a reverse mohawk as long as he keeps it up on the pitch. Whoops… keeps the SKILL up. Hehe.

    UM HELLO KOMPANY’S BUM AND CHEST AND ABS AND *pant pant* HIP DIPS. Sweet mother of… his bum is delicious! And OMG those thighs. I smell a new contender for the TTO!