March 13th, 2009

Lazy Links and Randoms

imageThe sexy-as Marco Borriello, who you may remember blamed his girlfriend’s STD cream on his failure to pass a drugs screening, is single-ish. We hear he’s started dating Melissa Satta, who previously dated Cristian Vieri.  It’s like the Serie A version of Gossip Girl, y’all!

As we know, Carlos Bocanegra recently was awarded the number 6 spot on E! channel’s sexiest sportsmen show, and it looks like Rennes supporters agree.

They’ve voted him as the Sexiest Player on the team – a vote that was held by the Rennes Official website.  They dub him “The Made-in-USA Latin Playboy“.  It’s like Ligue 1 is sanctioning and supporting the Kickette mentality!

We’re full of exclamation marks today! Because it’s Friday! And we may or may not have already started drinking!

Sadly, for some, Friday is not a day for celebration, but a day of rage.  Like Artur Boruc. He’s having some anger management issues around crying goalkeepers (looking at you, Iker), and Robin Van Persie’s diet choices.

Californians are going to get a treat this summer: Inter Milan will be playing Chelsea in a San-Francisco friendly in July. There’s some dispute about the official dates, but it looks like Inter will also be making a trip to Boston as well.  Throw in the MLS All-Star game that same month, and it’s a great time for US-based readers to get their stalking knickers on.

imageWill David Villa go to Barcelona now that his people have stated Manchester City isn’t an option? Perhaps he felt his quality side-eye/soul patch wouldn’t be fully appreciated in the EPL.  We beg to differ. Rio Ferdinand, for one, is ready to take you on in a bitchface-off. Anytime, anywhere.

Football club branded condoms. It’s what we’ve always dreamed of, and now it’s come to life. As a nightmare.

Oh, hi Xisco! Your vacations sure look ahelluva lot more interesting than ours. We’re proud that you’re proud.

Finally, here’s a link to watch the always lovely Owen Hargreaves talk about the doctor who worked magic on his knee injury.

Thx Shannon, DG!


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21 Responses to “Lazy Links and Randoms”

  1. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    okay so is XISCO gay?? but he does have one heck of a body hes gorgeous <IMG title="cyclopes" height="16" alt="cyclopes" src="; width="16"> Rio's bitch face is fierce….

  2. suzie says:

    oi boruc leave iker alone.Come to anfield and we'll make you cry too, ggrrr.Loving rio's face. I'm looking forward to the bitch face contest this weekend between Rio and Nando. May the best man win.

  3. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Xisco… wow what a holiday! Football team condoms… Oh Jesus.

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  5. kumiko says:

    chelsea is also coming to play the seattle sounders fc in july seattle! just a heads up on that. you can already buy the tickets for it.

  6. Rebecca says:

    The Xisco vaycay was… different. Who would've guessed?

  7. torres4ever says:

    Xisco! Wow. Never thought of you as bi or gay until now. Your body is still hot though.

  8. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Aristeia and I are SO there for the Derby della Madonnina. Boston here we come! Zambrotta in my country?! *dies* There will be much stalking to be had. I promise.

  9. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Love Rio's baitch face. He is the winner and Owen Owen Owen Owen – how we miss him. mmmmmmmm Not sure about the jonnies!

  10. aristeia says:

    Get your drink on Kickette! I nearly peed myself reading the Boruc "RAGE" blog. That was amazing. You best believe Liz and I will be traveling to Boston in July. Just try and stop me. The list of delish in that game is too epic to even name! That Rio bitchface is badass. Wow! But Villa leaving Valencia doesn't compute in my brain. Sorry… I don't care what he does w/ what gender… Xisco's body is unbelievable! Glad to see Owen getting healthy!

  11. lose that girl says:

    Always nice to see Owen's CNN clip playing again. We've had plenty of drool-worthy time with it in the Owen and United threads. Owen's back in the UK now so all eyes are peeled for some Manchester sightings!Rio's bitch face? I wouldn't mess! Have you seen him hollering at his teammates when they make an error on the pitch?lose that girl blog

  12. Boston Red says:

    Is Xisco an out gay man or is he just, er, having fun? A Milan derby sounds like fun even if I don't support either team! Thanks for the heads up. The condoms are interesting. Now you can literally get ****** by your club LOL

  13. carly says:

    OMG Xisco…enough.

  14. HiL says:

    On Xisco- OMG! never thought he’ whatever! nice to see him experiencing new things :P If he IS gay so it’s a great loss to us, he’s hot:P I’m so happy to see Owen. I miss him so much. his accent is always nice to hear haha:P

  15. Dreamgirl says:

    Yes, Rio is putting in a real effort here.

    Bocanegra still hopelessly overrated

    too funny @ BR

  16. autumnmaple101 says:

    LMAO at Boruc’s rage list…did he really write that??? He’s got some serious issues that guy. Lol about the condoms.

  17. LynxKitten says:

    Werder Bremen sells their own condoms too!

  18. carly says:

    OMG Xisco…enough.

  19. lose that girl says:

    Always nice to see Owen’s CNN clip playing again. We’ve had plenty of drool-worthy time with it in the Owen and United threads. Owen’s back in the UK now so all eyes are peeled for some Manchester sightings!

    Rio’s bitch face? I wouldn’t mess! Have you seen him hollering at his teammates when they make an error on the pitch?

    lose that girl blog

  20. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    On Marco Borriello, *snort*.
    On Carlos, LOL.
    On Friday, thank God!!
    On Artur Boruc, I didn’t look at the link because saddened Iker depresses me.
    On the Inter-Chelsea match in San Francisco – I. MUST. GO.
    On David Villa… theres lots of Chelsea rumors floating around…
    On football club branded condoms… wow. That’s creepy. Bet their sales are amazing, though.
    On Xisco, wow.
    On Owen, yeah, I’ll pass.

  21. Erin says:

    LOL @ BostonRed!!!! That is outstanding! :)