March 17th, 2009

Lazy Links and Randoms

imageAccording to this somewhat reliable Spanish source, Fernando Torres and Olalla Dominguez are having a baby girl. Fernando has also confirmed this via his Facebook page. 

Olalla is due in July, so that still leaves enough time to submit your baby name suggestions. We’re requesting that they consider calling her “Nandette”.  No? Okay, how about “Kickalla”? In any case, we’re going to hazard a guess that their bubba will be cuter than this.  Maybe.

Steven Ireland has defended his tricked out Range Rover - you know the one with the pink interior and matching rims? He blames the girlfriend.

Here’s a debate on the best young goalkeepers of 2009. 22-year-old Manuel “ducky” Neuer is at the top of the list.

Can you imagine a day in the life of David Beckham? It’s non-stop karate chopping of ladies on the make – from cleavage-filled dinners in Italy to getting hit on whilst driving - the ladies love DB.

imageIn other baby news, it looks like Ana Ivanovic’s baby bump is coming along nicely.  Also, don’t stare directly at little Luka Vidic. He’ll cause your lady parts to take actions you may not yet be ready for.

Another EPL player has been burgled – this time it’s Middlesbrough’s Afonso Alves. He lost about £50,000 worth of his belongings, including jewellery, computers and his passport.

In incredibly sad news, Atletico Madrid star Simao Sabrosa’s 4-year-old nephew was swept out to sea while on vacation in Matosinhos and has not yet been recovered.

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40 Responses to “Lazy Links and Randoms”

  1. coventrywest says:

    COngratulations for your angle in life.. Its a girl.

  2. torres4ever says:

    Nando and Olalla's baby will be so cute! Steve Ireland how could you even step foot in that car?

  3. Cheryl says:

    aww a baby girl….congrats to them…

  4. HiL says:

    Baby girl Torres! Can’t wait to see her cuteness already. Luka Vidic is WAY too cute. Amazing family :) And poor Simao’s nephew! so sad..

  5. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Oh no… Simao :(

  6. Becca says:

    Hmm, Baby Names :/ Im No Good! But Congratulations to them, i guess…

  7. nyclfclvr says:

    Can anybody see a Niña Torres/Jon Alonso pairing in the future??

  8. Dreamgirl says:

    Both Ana and Olalla are non-Wags and I hope all goes well for them when their respective babies arrive.

    Luka Vidic is just too cute for words.

    I’m sad to hear that yet another footballer has been burgled and the story about Sabrosa’s nephew is just terrible.

  9. Kleon says:

    Cool, a babygirl! if she looks like nando she must be adorable ^^

  10. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    Nando's kid will be totally adorable! Its got one hell of a cute gene pool. Luka Vidic…squeeee! As for Ireland, what kind of self-respecting man ALLOWS his gf to have a pink rimmed RR nevermind drive it! You're a baller, you get papped, its what you do so NEVER drive something as hideous as that thing! Condolences to Sabrosa's family :(

  11. DC says:

    IKR! soon.

  12. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    On Fernando Torres’s girl, congrats! That will be a cute baby..
    On Steve Ireland, psht.
    Congrats, Duckie! You totally deserve that :) Where’s Anna? She would love that news…
    On DBecks.. I’m starting to not care. Wow.
    Luka Vidic may be one of the cutest kids known to man.
    ANOTHER robbery? Jeez!
    On Simao’s nephew… aw :( Condolences to the family… that’s terrible.

  13. You`ll never walk alone says:

    I hoped it will be a boy but a girl is also cute!
    If it really will be a girl i would call her either: Valentina, Florentina, Elena or Amelia<3
    I love these names…
    I hope the baby will be born healthy…
    Best wishes from Germany <3

  14. Ines says:

    So which one of the three million facebook FTs is the real one… Kickette?

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    The only July bubba I care about is the one coming in my family! And Nemanja Vidic's seed is superhumanly high in Cute Factor.

  16. Valera says:

    Poor Simao, I saw him on tv walking at the beach :( Nando and Ollalla´s baby will be cute. I don´t know why but I have a feeling that he will choose a traditional name for the girl. About FB: Villa has informed about his facebook address in his official web site, maybe Nando has provided same information? Is a way to know what´s the real one (Villa friended me, but he has about 5000 friends LOL)

  17. Fer_Lahm says:

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! fernando torres in fb?! i've years searching him and i dont found him!-.- ladies, my beautiful kickettes:) let me know if one of you have him in fb! pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!:)

  18. Rebecca says:

    That is so sad, poor Simao and his family :(

  19. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    Such tragic news about simao nephew…hope they find him soon ;-(

  20. Dani.Mrs José says:

    Cant wait to see Nandos baby .. Luka Vidic is so cutee omg !

  21. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Nando and Olalla's little girl is going to be GORGEOUS!! Steven Ireland: there is no justification for that disgusting car… Poor DB – he must get SOOO sick of having girls throw themselves at him. Luka Vidic is ADORABLE and that is so tragic about Simao's nephew – my thoughts and love to their family :(

  22. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    i'm here, FC! awwwww Duckie *-*! Manuel really deserves that, i'm so happy for him ;~. congrats to Torres & Vidic o/

  23. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Stephen Ireland has a girlfriend??? Well I never…Vidic's wife is smokin' and that kid is adorable.Really sad about the little boy at sea :( thoughts are with the family.

  24. Boston Red says:

    Oh dear me.. I cannot handle the cuteness of Luka Vidic. And <img src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/too_funny.gif&quot; alt="too funny" title="too funny" width="16" height="16"> @ Stephen Ireland. If the car fits, buddy. I wish he'd come back to the Ireland NT.

  25. carly says:

    It's incredible what happened to Sim?o's nephew – the weather's been splendid and inviting to go to the beach. But at this time of the year there isn't much surveillance at the beach. Can't imagine what the parents are going through.

  26. Sarah says:

    Jeez Kickette, you scared the crap out of me! I thought you were talking about tennis player Ana Ivanovic. Hooking up with Vidic after dating Verdasco would have been a bit of a step down.Condolences to Simao and his family, that's awful.About the best young goalkeepers list…no Diego Alves? That kid was fantastic for Almeria against Barcelona the other night.And I am totally expecting Nando's daughter to marry Benji Aguero when they grow up and have more little footballing genius babies. The Circle of Life must continue.

  27. Posh says:

    Wow, congrats to them on the new addition. I gotta say, Olalla actually looks ok in that picture. Never really thought she was cute, but she´s lookin better as of late.

  28. La WAG de Spanish Team says:

    Fernando has a FACEBOOK PAGE. WHAT. WAT. WHAT ANSWERS ANSWERS ANSWERS pls

  29. IRA says:

    OMG! I can’t believeeee! I can’t wait to see the baby!! ^.^ But nobody knows which one is Fernando’s REAL Facebook profile!! :/ I suggest name Ira….hehe :)

  30. nyclfclvr says:

    I found Arbeloa’s facebook once, but he didn’t approve my friend request :(

  31. Blondie says:

    Has anyone actually found the real nando facebook ?

  32. FirstTeamCoach says:

    What dreadful news about Sabrosa’s nephew. I hope he is found and his parents get some closure. Luka Vidic HAS to be the cutest baller baby ever.

  33. aristeia says:

    I have comments about many things like the future Torres bubba and how terrifyingly adorable Luka is and Ana to boot.

    But, I can’t… b/c that story about Simao’s nephew is horrible. One can only hope for a miracle. D:

  34. mistresschristina says:

    Luka Vidic has caused my lady parts to do things that I am not yet ready for… OMG that baby is pure adorable.

  35. Callie says:

    Omg, poor Simao and his family :(

  36. carly says:

    It’s incredible what happened to Simão’s nephew – the weather’s been splendid and inviting to go to the beach. But at this time of the year there isn’t much surveillance at the beach. Can’t imagine what the parents are going through.

  37. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    awww congrats to Fernando and Olalla…;)I am glad that Manuel Neuer is number one on the list but number 2 should have been Juan Pablo Carrizo in my opinion. OMG that vid of David was hilarious and seriously can u blame any woman from showing off their cleavage at an opportunity like that??? Gosh if I had him so close, I dont think I could control myself…Queen VB needs to learn how to share lol…and its sad about Simao’s nephew…:(

  38. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Stephen Ireland has a girlfriend??? Well I never…

    Vidic’s wife is smokin’ and that kid is adorable.

    Really sad about the little boy at sea :( thoughts are with the family.

  39. Erin says:

    The Torres baby will be the cutest thing since….Xabi and Stevie’s babies! :) She better have tons of adorable freckles.

  40. lose that girl says:

    Nemanja would have an adorable child – has his genes after all.

    lose that girl blog