March 17th, 2009
Lazy Links and Randoms
According to this somewhat reliable Spanish source, Fernando Torres and Olalla Dominguez are having a baby girl. Fernando has also confirmed this via his Facebook page.
Olalla is due in July, so that still leaves enough time to submit your baby name suggestions. We’re requesting that they consider calling her “Nandette”. No? Okay, how about “Kickalla”? In any case, we’re going to hazard a guess that their bubba will be cuter than this. Maybe.
Steven Ireland has defended his tricked out Range Rover - you know the one with the pink interior and matching rims? He blames the girlfriend.
Here’s a debate on the best young goalkeepers of 2009. 22-year-old Manuel “ducky” Neuer is at the top of the list.
In other baby news, it looks like Ana Ivanovic’s baby bump is coming along nicely. Also, don’t stare directly at little Luka Vidic. He’ll cause your lady parts to take actions you may not yet be ready for.
Another EPL player has been burgled – this time it’s Middlesbrough’s Afonso Alves. He lost about £50,000 worth of his belongings, including jewellery, computers and his passport.
In incredibly sad news, Atletico Madrid star Simao Sabrosa’s 4-year-old nephew was swept out to sea while on vacation in Matosinhos and has not yet been recovered.