July 13th, 2009

Lazy Links and Randoms


Chelsea’s Salomon Kalou and his chicas exit Movida (back in May) looking smiley, happy and drunkey.

Watch David Beckham and Zinedine Zidane get a concrete pedicure at the Footprints Field launch.

More Becks news: he’s still wearing Speedos and he’s not impressed with Landon Donovan.

Robin Van Persie’s in Cannes talking about his new long-term contract with Arsenal.

Freddie Ljungberg: cheapo?

David Bentley is attacked by a random in a restaurant and Kiko Macheda gets robbed in his home. Ugh.

Jermain Defoe continues to slay our 6-degrees skankocity chart. He’s got a new gal. And she’s a serial baller dater too.

Speaking of skankocity, six Premier League players are being tested for HIV after sleeping the same gal.

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23 Responses to “Lazy Links and Randoms”

  1. Candide says:

    oh speaking of the B/D thing, there's a funny comic about it at studs-up.com, check it out!

  2. aristeia says:

    Becks & Landycakes… *waits for the drama to continue*.

    I sure hope all these men wear protection on a regular basis. All that money and skill and no damn brains?

  3. Zippy says:

    Sorry if I sound a little naive, but would a footballers career be over if he was HIV+, as I’m sure Magic Johnson continued to play basketball, after he was diagnosed with HIV+.  Would an infected player present a health & safety risk for other players?

  4. Liz says:

    I hope the footballers in question get the all clear, but with footballers antics as of late, this was gonna happen eventually. Maybe now they’ll think about being more safer!

  5. Alice says:

    awww, my favourite fiancee of Salomon Najah Wakil.

  6. Love says:

    Thank you so much for posting the Beckham & Zidane footage. Extraordinary! One doesn’t know where to look.

  7. Rusty (Mrs Clemens F says:

    *gags at the whole sleeping with the same girl thing*

    keyword: step65. those guys need to take 65 steps away from the whore.

  8. Jelly says:

    salmons chicas are pretty. I feel for the prem footballers but COME ON six sleep with the same girl? What do they expect? Poor kiko hope he recovers everything Defoe will hit on anything with legs and lady bits. black wags do exist beyond jamelia. Michelle Gayle was the first with mark bright ;-)

  9. Dani.Mrs José says:

    Imogen thomas – eww

  10. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    aw poor david bentley :( . man, kalou's face is hilarious.

  11. TammyV says:

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  12. carly says:

    Poor Bentley. :( He was such a happy boy once upon a time… Out of respect for his recent tragedies, I'll refrain from commenting on Defoe.

  13. bitterlemon says:

    i know who noemie is. have even met her. and now we don’t even have her anymore since she broke up with makelwhatshisface.

  14. bitterlemon says:

    Wow, black WAGs! I didn’t think they existed. Very pretty women. Salomon’s expression is cracking me up.

  15. Lolinha says:

    Jermaine’s had a very bad year so I don’t want to judge him. For now. Kiko seems to be a little lost now that his greasy mentor has left him. Rich, good-looking, virile, young men shouldn’t be left to their own devices. They need a steady bimbo to use their money and to keep them occupied. …And to help them with their tipping, apparently. Am I the only one who sees no change in Posh’s boobs?

  16. Candide says:

    bitterlemon, you must be unaware of Noemie Lenoir. Google her, she’s stunning.

    I’m sorry but the ballers getting tested for HIV get what they deserve. Go ahead, crucify me now, but come on, why would they all sleep with some girl who’s obviously a fame-whoring skank.

    and I hope this Beckham/Donovan doesn’t turn into an all out feud, I like them both :(

  17. ruby80 says:

    Cesc’s lil bird – would the other Utd players be Nani and Anderson? We all know those 3 like to share and they have to have whatever C-Ron has.

  18. FirstTeamCoach says:

    There are plenty of black WAGS, it is just that most of them (like most WAGS) prefer to keep a low profile.

  19. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I dont think anyone should be speculating on which EPL players are having a HIV test. This is a serious matter, and once named, rightly or wrongly it will stick. I hope that the tests are clear, and the lads are more sensible in the future. Each club has its groupies, and young men will be young men.

    If any of the tests come back positive we will know who it is as I would bet that their careers are over.

    In a sad way I am surprised there has not been an HIV scare in most of the top football leagues before now.

  20. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    Kalou looks tres pleased with himself there. Ouch to the ballers getting HIV tests, even if they were stupid enough to sleep with some uber slut in the first place, its not a nice thing to have to go through. Poor Kiko! But tsssk about the smoking. *slaps Kiko’s wrists* I like DT’s take on events though…..SAF and Mike Phelan laying down the law!

  21. Cesc's lil bird says:

    The HIV story – it seriously shocks me! I feel sory for the poor lads. I hope that they come out of this clean and almost certainly more responsible.

    I don’t know if you’ve already seen this but I read it in another forum:

    "Here in Hong Kong their names and pictures are on the front pages of the Chinese language newspapers, no worries about legal repercussions here mate!

    I won’t name them to preserve you from getting sued but here are some hints… One current Newcastle player, one Arsenal player who has been in the news previously for unsavoury sexual shenanigans, two current Man U players, and one VERY RECENTLY ex-Man U player…."

    Anyone here read Chinese and maybe seen these alleged headlines? Based on that, my money’s on Ronaldo and possibly Tomasz Rosicky/Robin van Persie (both have had sex scandals before).

  22. carly says:

    Poor Bentley. :( He was such a happy boy once upon a time…

    Out of respect for his recent tragedies, I’ll refrain from commenting on Defoe.

  23. TammyV says:

    That HIV story is awful…and remember if you are going to skank it up, wrap it up. [Jermain DeFoe - might I suggest, you invest in the scuba suit of love? for when a condom is just not enough protection]

    I refuse to believe anything bad about Freddie. His Calvin’s don’t lie