December 5th, 2008

Lazy Links and Randoms

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Grab a hold of your special-occasion knickers and book a flight to Bordeaux: giraffe-lashed Yoann Gourcuff is single. And he sure doesn’t look happy about it, either.

Stereophonics front man Kelly Jones spills the beans on Coleen and Wayne Rooney’s wedding: stacks of lager, no celeb turnout.

Facial hair as measure of on-pitch success? An interesting case against Keano’s beard. Continuing on a similar theme, this gallery of fake baller moustaches is surprisingly amusing - JT and Lampsy? Best. Pic. Ever.

First, La Liga is hit with allegations of game fixing, now the Italian leagues have a third-division player and part-time rent boy threatening to expose 12 top flight players who’ve hired him. Scandale!

A camera man develops a man-crush on David Beckham during his New Zealand welcome. Back of the queue, mate. Becks lust is old news.

Question: does Alex Gerrard’s BFF Kelly have a slightly odd grin? And by slightly odd, we mean terrifying.

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22 Responses to “Lazy Links and Randoms”

  1. Tres Bien says:

    Gourcuff = "Gour-geous"1)You'd be daft to not know about the match fixing in España, even before the story broke.2)I know of some gay footie stars in the Prem (beards and the whole nine yards, included)!

  2. carly says:

    ahahah The moustaches gallery is hilarious!

    And so is terrifying Alex’s friend, but it’s hardly surprising since they were leaving a restaurant called The Vineyard!

  3. Schveeden says:

    fan-tasss-tiiic yohann -ahaa i love the stache pics

  4. Nina (Mrs Gerrard) says:

    LOOL on the facial hair and Alex's friend's grin. Hillarious! Can't believe such a cutie is single. Wow. Must check the first flight to Bordeaux..

  5. carly says:

    ahahah The moustaches gallery is hilarious! And so is terrifying Alex's friend, but it's hardly surprising since they were leaving a restaurant called The Vineyard!

  6. Sarah says:

    Lashes is single?? *gasp* Callie, hop on a plane to France immediately!

  7. JUSTYN says:

    YEAH; JENNIFER <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shade_smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cool smirk" style="border:0;" />

  8. DOMINIQUE says:

    OH’ JENNIFER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT STALKING HIM? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  9. Jennifer says:

    Hahaha, glad to see people happy about the news. He never did hook up with Laure and had been single ever since he left Italy (as far as I know). It’s actually really easy to meet Gourcuff on the streets in downtown Bordeaux. My friend actually came across him a couple of times when he still lived in Bordeaux. He didn’t have a camera though ):

  10. JUSTYN says:

    YOANN I’AM COMEING BABY DON’T WORRY. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/snake.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" />

  11. Villa*baby says:

    Although I have to wait for September 2009 to see you, I won't miss that, Gourcuff!:D The man is just perfect!

  12. Callie says:

    Bye Gals, I'm off to Bordeaux! *bisous* It also seems I'll have to teach him some naughty words ;)

  13. Dolce says:

    Ah yes, Gourcuff…quite the cutie and that's not even a good photo of him since it doesn't really show the lightness of his brown eyes…ok, I'll stop right now. No such thing as far too young, imo…

  14. FootballerChick43 - says:

    On Gourcuff… I'm guessing I'm far too young :P Joking.On Coleen and Waynes wedding, no opinion.On the beards, Volzy wrote a great article for the Times on facial hair. Its on his website if you wanna see it.On game fixings, wow.On the Becks crush, *falls over laughing*.On Alex Gerrard's BFF's creepy grin, the answer is yes. I'm frightened.

  15. Rebecca says:

    Je veux Yoannnnn!

  16. annarosetorres says:

    hahha robinho’s beards the best, without a doubt. hahah brilliant. cheers for that – made my day.

  17. striker says:

    Gourcuff is such the hottie. ::sigh:: I wish I knew French. How come he hasn’t been on the radar much before this? Is it the horrible Bordeaux kits? I bet its the management trying to keep all of the girls away. Facial hair being the win/loss indicator… interesting theory. I’ll have to do some research. Alex Gerrard’s friend – isn’t that what everyone does when they run into ferocious paparazzi? If you appear bigger and scarier, maybe they will run away.

  18. mandanicole says:

    OH MY GOD THE GOURCUFF INTERVIEW…

  19. GO says:

    Gourcuff is hot. and the interview was so adorable!! single? I’m sure there are many women willing to help him change that status. fake baller moustaches – very funny. I liked Cesc’s and Gerard’s seemed almost real. :) ) nothing is really a surprise when it comes to becks… and the odd grin – I don’t feel frightened but I feel a bit sorry for the poor girl, she looks…a bit…disturbed….

  20. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    OH MY GOD GOURCUFF IS SINGLE???????? I will fight people for him – he’s absolutely gorgeous!!

  21. Becca says:

    Haha At The Beards, I Really Hope Lampard Doesnt Grow One Like That!

  22. Erin says:

    Gourcuff is adorable. No surprise on the gay baller front–the statistics of the world certainly say there have to be quite a few. And I love Stereophonics. Funny interview. I think it’s sweet that Wayne and Colleen’s wedding was non-starry. Friends and family are the most important.