December 17th, 2008
Lazy Links and Randoms
The seriously delish Marco Borriello plans on personally investigating the infamous Golden Balls when Beckham comes to Milan. Perhaps Mario is anxious about another hottie pulling alpha rank in the changing room?
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With all the recent good behaviour, it’s easy to forget the true baller legacy of festive party shenanigans. Thank goodness we have this comprehensive list to remind us of the past.
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WAG Nicola McLean has been working the bikini/lingerie photoshoots non-stop since she left the I’m A Celebrity jungle. The tabloids are harping on about her stretch marks. We’re impressed that Nicola isn’t bothered and refuses to them get in the way of her boobalicious product hawking. Bravo!
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Iker Casillas is made of win as he comes out on top in the Iker v Rafa charity event, which included go kart races, tennis matches and football. Check out more photos from the event, which raised over $100,000 in the fight against Malaria.
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We desperately need a time machine so we can bring our mocking pointer fingers to the past (and possibly have a bit of a boogie) with the Bundesliga rainbow-brite boys in the 1970s
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Hurrah! It’s wonderful to see that Arsenal’s Eduardo is back on the pitch again. No, wait: he’s hurt his hamstring. Bloody hell.
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Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis is warning off Italian players from heading to the English leagues, where the “English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia.“ Scusi?
Sadly (?), those weren't the real Bundesliga uniforms. The ones seen in the beginning are the real ones, the others were designed by a "colour designer" and they're what he would have wanted Bundesliga players to wear. Still funny though.
Well done Rafa and Iker. It’s a very worthy cause.
Charming, Signor De Laurentiis.
omg i can't believe eduardo's injured … AGAIN =(
Oh my Iker! Dudu injured again?? I missed the second half of the game because I had to take a final exam, but I thought they just subbed him out because they were trying to bring him back gradually!
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On Marco Borriello, wow. But then again.. serious.. who can blame him?On the list, someone has a lot of free time.On Nicola McLean, I have no comment.On Casillas vs. Rafa, I want a "Team Iker" shirt. Very badly.On the 1970s uniforms… *falls over laughing*On Eduardo, don't care.On Aurelio De Laurentiis, thats terrible. Really terrible.
On Marco Borriello, wow. But then again.. serious.. who can blame him?On the list, someone has a lot of free time.On Nicola McLean, I have no comment.On Casillas vs. Rafa, I want a "Team Iker" shirt. Very badly.On the 1970s uniforms… *falls over laughing*On Eduardo, don't care.On Aurelio De Laurentiis, thats terrible. Really terrible.
When Iker showed the yellow card to the ref – too funny! He's such a babe and I love him even more after this :O)
I personally can't wait for Borriello and Becks in the same room – yum… lol at the Xmas party misdemeanours… I think Nicola McLean needs to get over herself – what is she apart from a pair of giant fake jugs?… well done to Iker and Rafa for supporting such a good cause… "women don't wash their genitalia" BAHA wtf? Typical Napoletano levels of charm
Jeeeeeeez… that's Dino's nephew. What an idiot. I will play devil's advocate though and say that I've heard 1000 more insulting and preposterous things about Italians from the English (and other nationalities as well). I guess xenophobia shall go on forever…
Hmmm…. 1. How do I get on the waiting list for Mr Borriello? F5 anyone? 2. Iker making a mill for charity… I don't think he can achieve more hottness than this 3. wow Sgr Presidente, are you speaking from experience?! how random!
Could iker and rafa be anymore perfect-so hot while being worthy and giving and yeh for eduardo- well the fact that he’s back and not for the hamstring. As for the napoli pres he should just crawl back under the rock he came from.tsk
i loved the Iker V Rafa thing they all looked soo cute =D De Laurentiis is Rude very rude..
Iker vs Rafa was possibly one of the cutest things I’ve seen all year!
It’s OK, no need to panic! Eduardo’s injury is just a normal reaction players usually have after being out for so long. It’ll be alright in a couple of days. He should be back in the first team by Christmas or New Year!
This story with Borriello reminded me of a recent scandal in Italy with a male prostitute who claimed at least 30 Serie A ballers required his services – and a couple of those were allegedly from AC Milan