March 24th, 2008

Lazy Links & One Liners

Congratulations! Sheree Murphy and Harry Kewell have a new bubba: Matilda, born on 19 March.  Their other children are Taylor and Ruby.  And look, it’s another bloody skull scarf.

Cesc Fabregas plays x-box in his boxers and wants to get a chihuahua puppy. Huh?

Happy belated b-day Nando! Love you, love your work.

Pub quiz hookup: Frank, Elen, Abbey and Alex’s favourite song? Trippin’ On You by Cahill. 

image courtesy of Splash News/KEYSTONE Press

Becks is one step closer to getting his 100th cap. Meh, for some reason, we’re kind of over it. We are, however, all over the daddy-love.

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38 Responses to “Lazy Links & One Liners”

  1. c9 says:

    Our Becks was impeccable and played a very good game! Unlike Bentley who, at one point got a little sour and childish on the field when he shoved Malouda. Shame on you Bentley, I felt like I was watching a boy who needed attention and got what he deserved…..NOTHING!

  2. bj says:

    Hazza is back in sydney for groin treatment.

    apologies kickette that i have failed to locate where he is exactly. so i can wrestle baby details and camera phone photos out of him…

  3. Avenath says:

    As dismal Sunday was, i can never blame Torres. He had no service and he tried his hardest with the limited space that was given by the scum defenders. At one point, he was even surrounded by all 4 of them. After being kicked up and down the field by them, he surely doesn’t deserve the brickbats.

    I hope he recovers in time for the derby and the 3 crucial Arses matches.

    Still love you, Torres!!!

  4. Becca x says:

    Congratulations Harry And Sheree!  smile
    Happy Bithday Nando x
    Them David Beckham Pictures, Arww How Sweet. I Love Them!

  5. ches says:

    I totally agree with you TFO. Just let Beckham have his 100th cap, get it over with and let Bentley take his place.

  6. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    i agree i would love to see javier get bitch slapped by xabi that eud be hilarious

    and MXA how could you say that he is in you ugly hot list im sure someone else deserves to win that spot

    im not quite sure what to make of the whole fabregas in boxers thing

    CONGRATULATIONS TO HAARY AND SHEREE (even tho it kills me to say it )

    never heard of that song
    and i dont thnik that beckham should have the 100th cap due to the fact we have other younger players to fill that spot like the other DB-David Bentley or Aaron lennon even Theo walcott can play in that position like he has been for arsenal

  7. bj says:

    Waltzing Matilda ftw! but Hazza could you please have played better and not embarrass her in the first week of her birth with a 0-0 draw to SINGAPORE?!?!

    however, thankyou for leading my boy to his first senior team cap!

  8. Rusty says:

    Avenath, never mind, I should be able to answer my own question. Actually, Liverpool and Newcastle will each have played Arsenal four times by the end of the season. Many other teams will have played Arsenal three times.

    /thanks arsenal.com and is thinking she may still be awake in three hours to watch her Red Sox play in Japan.

  9. Rusty says:

    Avenath, have any other teams besides Newcastle and Liverpool had to play Arsenal at least three times this year? The idea is beginning to creep me out.

  10. carly says:

    The Trippin on you newspiece is the most ridiculous, pointless ever but…Elen has a MySpace page?

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/gulp.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="gulp" style="border:0;" />

  11. Pussycat says:

    http://www.wwtdd.com/
    Beckhams interview can be seen here

  12. brandy, aka CR' says:

    I’ll tell you what I am over: seeing him in MLS garb. Hell in the MLS full stop! He should be wearing a real club’s kit, not that of that fake over-marketed team and league. The ploy has failed! Stop cramming it down our throats, MLS!

  13. Jenn says:

    After a horrible Sunday, it’s really nice to see all this nice news that still pertains to footie, haha! Congrats to the Kewells!!

  14. Sara says:

    Congrats Sheree..Matilda is a really nice name too. Lets hope bubba keeps Sheree of our TV screens a little while longer wink

  15. Gigi says:

    Ecstatic with the Man U win.  Would have been a perfect day if Arsenal v. Chelsea was a draw.  Can’t have it all.  Tammy, I know that you do not agree with me, but I think that the sending off of the Argentine Monster was a bit harsh.  The first card should have been a warning, but such is the beautiful game.

    Could care less about the other bits of info really.  Other than the fact that I think that Harry is quite a piece.

  16. Belle says:

    Was it just me or did “Trippin’ on You” seem like a song about getting over a guy? Why would the ladies of WAGdom choose that as their anthem? I mean I get it. It’s got a catchy beat and I would be shakin’ my tush all over the dance floor if I heard it, but it just does not scream WAGs to me.

    Perhaps they are sending a message to their men? Maybe we’ll have a whole batch of single, sexy footballers on our hands in a few months. Ladies…prepare yourselves! haha.

  17. Pussycat says:

    I shall look up from the handkerchief I am currently weeping into to say Becks looks cute give him his cap and be done with it and we should ALL get to bitch slap Mascherano.  I swear Benitez needs to pull a Klinmann and get the Liverpool team a sports psychologist to find out why they have such a FREAKING MENTAL BLOCK about Man U. From Stevie on down they all play like they’re scared of them. What the hell is that all about? They can beat the best teams in Europe but not Manure? Lordy. Plus Stevie did not do himself any favors for getting the English captaincy. He may not park in handicapped spots but he chokes in the big games. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Also have to add Mascherano to my ugly hot baller list.  The interview he did before the game made me see he has a very nice shape nose, lovely eyes and very kissable lips *hides in embarressment*

  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    No I mean a proper bitch slap Tammy not those little taps round the face they give each other! Xabi was looking hot when he tried to calm him tho, oohh that man makes everthing he does hot!!

    HaHa, Elise you perv <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  20. tammyv says:

    Xabi did bitch slap him… it was quality.

    As for the Becks and babies things… DAMN I KNEW THAT I SHOULD HAVE GONE!  I was at work insted.  Bad me!

    What is the Frank, Elen, Abby etc thing.. the link is dead

  21. Elise says:

    I wouldn’t mind seeing Xabi bitch-slap Mascherano.  I could get into that.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  22. Do so, they’er all here. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    And oh, I adore the pic of becks with his son, makes me melt…

  23. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Phew!! You had me worried for a second there. I shall call of the search for your senses now you have regained them <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  24. Naaa, actually I can’t. I said that in the heat of the moment, but then I saw a picture and he was all mine again. And though I do find CR quite hot, body-wise, I couldn’t bare to like him. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    I’m still aaaall Nando’s girl. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  25. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    *victory

    See kills me so much I can’t even type it! lol

  26. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" />  Malin!!!! You cant ditch Nando after one bad game! Shame on you, if thats your view then you deserve to be with the scummy Ronldo, tut tut!!

    Made me love him more too Fourth, and his little plaster stuck to his head, looked like a warrior lol.  Stupid Stupid Mascherano, wish Xabi had just bitch slapped some sense into him!! Grrrr I’m still mad at the way we gave the game away! Manure fully deserved the vitory (it kills me to say that). But hey, it’s only a game right?? If only <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

  27. I’m sort of ashamed here, as my man didn’t,ahem, exactly do as he was supposed to. So I’ll join the CR crew for a few days here. smile Hello girls!

  28. Blair says:

    Have downloaded Trippin’ On You and is currently my mobile ringtone.  Hoping it will attract any footballers in earshot.

    P.S. Heart is still a twitter from the Chelsea win yesterday. (And there has been a smile plastered on my face for more than 24 hours now… yes, I smile in my sleep.)

  29. The Fourth Official says:

    I hear you, lose that girl.  Carrick was silky smooth on the pitch yesterday.  Wes – sign that f**king contract!!  Mrs. X, I thought your hubby was very admirable yesterday the way he was trying to handle Mascherano.  I applaud him.

  30. lose that girl says:

    Congrats to Harry and Sheree. Now if only he could get back in the Liverpool squad – although I don’t think it would have made any difference in their ‘performance’ of yesterday. A Wes Brown goal – who would have thought! Sorry it had to ruin Nando’s birthday but …it happens! Boom, boom!

    Capello should put Becks on for a brief run-around on Wednesday. The game doesn’t mean squat and it will rid the news wires about all this Becks and his 100 caps blathering. Get it done with and we can move on to more important topics such as why Michael Carrick wasn’t selected!

  31. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ooooh another baby Kewell, you just know it’s gonna be adorable <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Fabregas in his undies, not quite giving me the Becks in his undies feeling…..

    After yesterday’s performance Nando doesn’t deserve anything other than a big old slap round his greasy head!! Where the bloody hell was he???

    Don’t know the song.

    Ahh becks with his kiddies is too cute! Love him and them! I agree, I want him to get his cap, maybe even score a goal then retire into the sunset (prefrabley shirtless) <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_laugh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

  32. Genevieve says:

    CONGRATULATIONS HARRY!!!!!!!!!
    I actually think the only pictures that rival post-match shirt-swapping pics in the interest stakes (though they’re more of an awwww thing than an OHHHHHH thing) are daddy-footballer pics…. can’t wait for Lucas Neill to have his twins cos I think becoming a daddy is the only way he could get more gorgeous!!!!

  33. carly says:

    Tammy: I went there and searched for it (I might as well admit it) but all I found were a couple of Elen fansites (yikes <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" /> )

    Anyway, the woman wouldn’t have an open myspace account for all the world to see; just imagine the insults.

  34. Erinti says:

    Fabregas: still sweet. Nando: Happy birthday, kid, though today as so many days before, I find myself wishing the Pies readership were a little more literate. (Only one or two commenters seem to know what “limerick” means.) The rest: *shrug*

  35. The Fourth Official says:

    Kewell, Fabregas.  Don’t care.  Nando.  Hope you enjoyed the birthday bash (no pun intended) on Sunday.  Cahill?  Don’t know who that is.
    Becks 100th?  Maybe not.  He apparently told the air crew on his flight over yesterday that he won’t be capped.  So, we’ll see.  Though I wish Capello would just get the bloody thing over with – put him on for 20 minutes, and then play David Bentley for now on.

  36. tammyv says:

    Elen has a MySpace page? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" />

    My thoughts exacly Carly!!  Why am I not prevy to that piece of work

  37. Sarah x says:

    Alot to Take In But I Think Ive Got It..
    raspberry Thanks Kickette

  38. c9 says:

    AAawww, ballers and their bubbas’, simply sensational! It’s nice to see Becks with his boys and how much they adore theri daddy!
    Congratulations and many blessings to Matilda and the Kewells!

    Malin and MrsXabi- I had Cris on his knees all night! (haha)

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2n1dhyc.jpg