February 19th, 2008
Lazy Links & Randoms
Barnsley/WBA goalkeeper Luke Steele is quite nummy. We feel rather put out by the fact that we’ve only just discovered him (and his total porn star/US soap opera name).
Don’t hate, Liverpool supporters. Or, hate if you need to, but allow yourself to secretly admit to the hotness. It’s the right thing to do.
Francesca Amber Sawyer is a former WAG on a mission. She’s parlaying her experience dating EPL players (none of which she’ll name) into an advice book on dating stars. And wait, that’s not all. She’s also going to start a ‘kiss and tell’ story agency. Kind of makes Alex Curran’s perfume launch via the prestigious OK! Magazine Parfumerie seem quite virtuous and admirable.
Jamelia wants the death penalty brought back because the UK is going to hell in a hand-basket.
Other random Jamelia news/thought processes: she’s signed a book deal with Orion to publish her autobiography this fall, she feels awful about what’s happening to her friend Cheryl Cole’s marriage, she’s making hubby-to-be Darren Byfield sign a pre-nup and she was in leopard print at LFW for the Julien Macdonald show.
Ian Wright’s ex wife is no fan of WAG wannabes and puts a hefty stack of blame for adulterous footie situations squarely on the shoulders of opportunistic skanks and scallywags.
She says: “This is no different to prostitution. They’re simply ‘wannabes’. They want the sort of lifestyle they imagine a footballer’s wife to have and they don’t care what they have to do to get it. And as much as I despise footballers who are willing to sacrifice their families for instant sexual gratification, I pity the foolish women who see it as a job to snare a footballer and then milk it for whatever they can get out of it.“
What did Cristiano Ronaldo’s £8,000 text messages say? Finally, we have closure.