May 1st, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Nicolas Anelka looks rather well put together at the Sports Industry Awards, London April 30, 2009
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Okay, so Pato shaved his head. But at least he didn’t do this.
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Alex Gerrard used to eat McDonalds three times a week out of sheer boredom.
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New Ipswich manager Roy Keane says Stephen Ireland needs to be back on the national team.
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Mr T. says he really pities David Beckham. [via UF]
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Just in case you missed it the first time around, the Brazilian boys love their webcams.
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Speaking of Brazilians, could Ronaldo’s latest comeback be the real thing?
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Gerard Pique puts in his application for the TTO.
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Chelsea’s new home kit… is interesting.
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She’s billed as the first WAG, but without the footballing connects and the fake bake, we call fail.

Brazilians…LOL
Thanks BR, I have to admit I’m not terribly up to speed with the Irish NT.
Nico? One word: F-I-N-E. New Chelsea kit? One word: U-G-L-Y. (At least I'll save some $ not buying one this year!)
It's his own choosing, Dreamie. Stephen Ireland I mean. Trap wants him, but after "Granny Gate 2007" he has refused to play for the NT.
Anelka looks great here but will struggle to look good in that horrible new Chelsea kit… good on Alex for cutting out MaccyD's – she looks awesome becuase of it!
Can't believe that Alex used to eat McD's 3 times a week. I'm glad she's stopped, she's in great shape now!
Oh Nic, you sexy devil you! New kit = fail.
Anelka looks pretty hot there.Touche, Kickette. At least Pato didn't mohawk it.On Alex Gerrard… wow.No opinion on Steven Ireland.On Mr.T… wow.Wow. Thats all I have to say to the webcams. Wow.On Ronaldo… hm….Is Pique wearing booty shorts or are they just really pulled up?Chelsea's new kit is disgusting. And I say that as a Chelsea fan. Blech.
Anelka looks fantastic in his suit. Wondering what he can do with the new Chelsea home kit. lol All I can say is that I hope it grows on me. It's Chelsea blue so it can't be that bad!!! I love all this season's kits SO much, though, I was bound to not like the new one whatever it was going to be. I think this one will probably look best on the really wide/large shouldered guys, so it will probably look great on John, but then it's John, so of course it's going to look good. *sigh* Roy, it's so nice to have you back. And you look lovely in blue!
Sigh, think it’s time i cut out McD’s from my diet too…right after i finish my McChicken meal, that is…burp…anyway, since when did Anelka start looking erm, nice?!…never paid attention before but now i am…Chelsea, your kit sucks BIG TIME!
Wow. Gerard Pique is hawt. *swoon*
Ugh first the England kit sucks and now the Chelsea kit sucks more…. Is this someone's way of making sure Lampsy never looks attractive ever again? If so, it is working.. and I believe I am getting small crush on Pique, I don't think Daniele would mind
Roy is right (as usual). <img src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/ok.gif" alt="ok" title="ok" width="24" height="16"> But what we are wondering in the Roy Appreciation thread, is WHO is the mysterious Irish player Roy refers to in the last line of that DM piece???? EDIT: We think it's Damien Duff. The Chelsea home shirt is, um . . . interesting. <img src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/cyclopes.gif" alt="cyclopes" title="cyclopes" width="16" height="16"> Anelka cleans up nice.
Hmmm I'm not sure what to make of any of this… I'm still mourning Pato's curls. Brazilians are an interesting bunch, what with the shaving and the webcamming. Not sure if it's interesting in the right way though. The new Chelsea kit is terrible… it's blocky and strange and isn't going to look good on ballers at all. Yeah apparently it'll be more comfortable and such with all the mesh and wicking and whatever but it's not very streamlined.
The new Chelsea kits are a waste of money and I'll be damned if I'm buying this one. What *were* they thinking when they added those ugly chest plates?
ay pato looks even worst! well, i'm not a fan of alex's, but this mcdonalds story makes me like her a little bit more ;DD. ew dude, i can't stand these brazilian dudes and their webcam's. i'm never going to see it, ew. and aaaaww ronaldo! i'm so glad he is doing well, even though it's with corinthians. i love him. sorry, c-ron fans, but to me he is the real ronaldo. and i hated the chelsea kit.
Holy Moses! Who Ate All The Pies is back??!! Did that just happen or am I late to the party?
Wow, Alex, Fast food, Pato, webcams… ugh Thank God for Anelka all dressed up.
I quite like Adidas shirts in general but this new Chelsea kit with the famous Adidas triple-stripe being cut off on the arms, only to continue at the sleeve cuff is awful! Looks like it has chest plates too with that odd cut-boxy look on the chest. Yuck. I'm fearful that the new United kit might be hideous so I've already bought another shirt from this year's collection just in case. Alex eating McD's… due to boredom. You would think that two small kiddies would keep her busy and running about. Guess not! Pass me the McNuggets while you're at it…lose that girl blog
Chelsea’s new kit=epic fail Alex..im not surprised!LOL
Pique *-* yum. Hated the Chelsea kit.
The new chelsea kit is disgusting ! And The brazillians are a weird/disturbed bunch !! why do it you know you will get found out !! LOL
Stephen Ireland is not in the NT? WOW, that’s a mistake.
THe Chelsea kit remimds me of a stab vest. Not nice, but like LTG said, the United kit could be even worse :S
Wow, Alex, Fast food, Pato, webcams… ugh
Thank God for Anelka all dressed up.