Luca Toni on a scooter. Stranger things have happened.
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Bobo Vieri has his own line of condoms. No football club to speak of, but at least he’s protected.
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Victoria Beckham decides it’s time to shut down David’s penis. As if that’s possible.
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Ledley King was arrested for assault this weekend. From one drama to another. Yikes.
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Oh, for the love of… Another skanktastic skeevie heads to the tabloids for tales of Cristiano Ronaldo’s bedroom antics. Someone get this lady some undies that fit and then perhaps we’ll listen.
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Tottenham’s Wilson Palacios has been informed that his little brother Edwin, who was kidnapped two years ago, has died. Tragic news.
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1. This video of the Barca boys on an airplane confirms any suspicions you might have about football player maturity levels. 2. Victor Valdes is supremely delish. 3. Pique as DJ = win.

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Luca Toni – Why??, Bobo well done. Oh dear Victoria listen love, David is a ‘player’ always has been and always will be!(and I dont mean football). King naughty boy, still assaulting someone still not attract as many headlines as Cris throwing his top away *sigh* Cris, fancinated by her body, he does seem to like the ‘heavy thigh’ maybe I am in with a chance after all LOL Bara on a plane made me giggle, lets hope you are not laughing in Rome boys ! Such sad news for the Palacios family. We often forget when watching football that the players have may issues in their private lives that they have to deal with.