June 12th, 2009
Lazy Links & Randoms
Images via Four Four Two Australia
The Aussie boys were out in full force last night at the Australian Football Awards. Winners included Socceroo keeper Mark Schwarzer, Tim Cahill, and Kickette-fav Nikita Rukayvytsa (as the best Under 23 player.) No word on why Harry Kewell has aged 40 years or which retail outlet hates Tim Cahill.
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Need some nekkids for your Friday? Here’s Barcalona’s Eric Abidal sans shirt avec moisture and Tottenham (duh!) West Ham’s Carlton Cole in full monty mode.
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How Cristiano’s transfer will affect the retail market. Or not.
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Donate $5 to Steve Nash’s Football for Good charity and you can win an all-expenses paid trip to NYC to watch this year’s Showdown in Chinatown game on June 24. Last year, Thierry Henry and Salomon Kalou were there making nice for the fans and the cameras.
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Elen Rives’s rebound gets his skank on in Las Vegas.
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Carly Zucker reveals her body beautiful secret: Bikram yoga. Best bring the anti-frizz products.

Carlton Cole is a Hammer. Not a Spurt. (Or have I missed some covert transfer move between the two arch enemies??)
Ahh men in cardigans are like the key to my heart! Autralian men are gorgeous!
Kudos to Carly, Bikram Yoga is effing hard!
cahill looks boss so so boss even though he dose not look his best in this picture x
im the first person to admit my love for nikita rukavytsya(and he looks mighty fine!) but it tells you something about our under-23s when he’s our best player! on the subject of looking good – damn lucas neill!!!
I saw ‘in full monty mode’ and click over so quickly I didn’t give myself time to remember I actually have no feelings towards Carlton Cole dressed or undressed. Such a shame.
Ooh I do love me some Soccerroo’s. Cutest name for a footie side ever!
Even dressed like Mr. Rogers, Kewell is sexy.
I love Cahill, no matter how weird his suit is.
Abidal… oh dear lord. Those eyes are heaven on earth. That makeup woman's job to rub down the baller (in the Carlton Cole video)… methinks that might be my new career. Re: Footballer for Good, nothing announced yet, but there was a goofy video I posted in the SA, Chelsea & Barca threads that showed Steve sneakily challenging the following ballers: Joey Cole, ADP, Kaka, Rino, Ambro & Titi. So maybe…?
Thanks for the Steve Nash link.. I donated
Thanks for the Steve Nash link.. I donated
Men in cardigans. Yum.
On a side note for the Carly Zucker topic, Moritz Volz also does Bikram yoga.