June 24th, 2009

Lazy Links & Randoms

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Cesc Fabregas tends to Iker Casillas’s migrane, which was induced by the vision of his 3-in-1 haircut. Spain play USA today in the Confed Cup semis. Good luck to both sides!

Are Rio Ferdinand, Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch on Twitter? All signs point to… probably not. But, you never know.

We know where Crouchie is for certain, though – in Sardinia, with girlfriend Abbey Clancy.

Real talk gangsta ish is going down for Liverpool reserve keeper Nikolay Mihailov. They threw acid on his Ferarri. Serious biz-niz.

Kaka loves the Backstreet Boys. Don’t judge, you know you do too. Kevin. We still would.

Newcastle’s away kit keeps it cheery and sunshiney and fugly. In other good news, they’re bringing the story of their season’s struggles to the stage. Yay?

Anyone else hearing whispers that Xabi Alonso is tying the knot next month? We need to know more. In other Liverpool player yak, is anyone’s baby-sensor tingling? We feel a Fernando bubba is imminent.

Tottenham cuteness Vedran Corluka is getting married, but being very elusive on details: he says it will be a Saturday in June. This year? Next year? Btw, he has g/f Iva’s name and D.O.B. tattooed on his wrist.

Frank Lampard does Vegas like only a single footballer can. With a whole ‘lotta wagabees and some suntan oil.

Finally, don’t forget to grab this week’s OK! magazine for all the lush pics from Wes Brown’s recent wedding.

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28 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. IshYEAH. says:

    OMG! Me and Kaka have an interest! I love BSB, too :) WOOHOO! Iker and Cesc lookin' smokin' hawt! x x x

  2. Lolinha says:

    Oh goodness, I hope Cesc isn't suggesting any hairstyling ideas to Iker. I think Abbey and Crouchie's height difference makes them really adorable. Are Abbies boobies fake? Please tell me they're fake.

  3. carly says:

    What<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span> going<span class="wbr"></span> on<span class="wbr"></span> with<span class="wbr"></span> Leanne's<span class="wbr"></span> hair?<span class="wbr"></span> Looks<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> it's<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> curlers.<span class="wbr"></span> And<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> don't<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> grooms<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> light<span class="wbr"></span> suits,<span class="wbr"></span> bah.<span class="wbr"></span> <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/depressed.gif&quot; alt="depressed" title="depressed" width="16" height="16"> Frank's holiday photos are making me cringe. Why? Why?

  4. TammyV says:

    I am getting mentally unhinged about today's game…shaking and crying is about to happen. Frankie, really? You are not C-Ron…but this is comic gold

  5. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    OMG Spain is out!!!!! the world as I knew has come to an end… (this is because Silva didnt play hum) :( :(:(

  6. Lizzie A.K.A "The Kid" says:

    Cesc looks so cute in the main pic! and it looks like he’s feeling Iker’s temperature!

  7. TammyV says:

    BOCA IS BACK!

  8. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    OMG Spain is out!!!!! the world as I knew has come to an end… (this is because Silva didnt play hum) :( :(:(

  9. TammyV says:

    BOCA IS BACK!

  10. suzie says:

    iker has that disapproving “what do you look like- get a proper hair cut” look on his face. I’m sure carra can sort out the gangsta s**t for the goalie that I never even knew we had???!!!! And I cannot wait for bubba torres but I hope his gets to be there for his 1st born.

  11. LynxKitten says:

    Wow, Fabregas looks so much like Sylar from Heroes in that pic. Not too thrilled with Frankie, didn't think he was such a man-wh*re as C.Ron.

  12. Becca says:

    Heart Broken about frank, he can do some much better then them skanks!

  13. Tres Bien says:

    Yet another reason to love Kaka! I love me some BSB!

  14. mrscudicini says:

    Iker and Cesc make me squeal. How cute are they? *shakes head at Frankie* (*books ticket to Vegas*)

  15. carly says:

    What<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span> going<span class="wbr"></span> on<span class="wbr"></span> with<span class="wbr"></span> Leanne's<span class="wbr"></span> hair?<span class="wbr"></span> Looks<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> it's<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> curlers.<span class="wbr"></span> And<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> don't<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> grooms<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> light<span class="wbr"></span> suits,<span class="wbr"></span> bah.<span class="wbr"></span> <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/depressed.gif&quot; alt="depressed" title="depressed" width="16" height="16"> Frank's holiday photos are making me cringe. Why? Why?

  16. TammyV says:

    I am getting mentally unhinged about today's game…shaking and crying is about to happen. Frankie, really? You are not C-Ron…but this is comic gold

  17. justlikexabi says:

    Newcastle's away kit reminds me of this <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/nyeg0h.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  18. Macacinha says:

    That Newcastle kit looks like a mango-flavoured dessert in footie kit form. I know my team plays in dodgy yellow away strip, but there's yellow and then there's mango sorbet. The pic of Frank with the "Asian babe" is interesting. I swear I have seen that jacket/cardi thing on Elen somewhere! And he appears to have been sick down his t-shirt.

  19. Dani.Mrs José says:

    Love the main picture

  20. Venice says:

    Yeah I fell for ?orluka's stupid trick LOL He's doing some promo for a Swiss watch company, along with Luka, here's the vid. <embed src="http://dnevnik.hr/bin/player/embed.php/60231783&quot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="376" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="never"></embed>

  21. Blair says:

    My pictures of Frank Lampard on holiday prayers have been answered. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Too bad he's hanging out with those dreadful skanks. (He still looks delicious though, even at 31.)

  22. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    yeah Kaka!! you rulee!!! :) a truly macho loves the BSB!!! how!!! "get another girlfriend" is now playing on my iTUNES! it´s like magic, you think about them, and they show up! *thinks really hard about Lampard* oh no Frankie! this is a complet mess! but first, silver sandals and gold accesories? YOU CAN DO THAT???? Saskia looks pretty, LOVE the maxi dress!! but Frank!! slut #1 and #2 are disgusting, and what´s wrong with the pic of the pool??? one more person and that would be insalubrious!!! noo, noo dear Frank, let me recomend a virgin and lonely mexican beach for your next vacay! wow! the game is about to start, must get ready!! :P

  23. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    yeah Kaka!! you rulee!!! :) a truly macho loves the BSB!!! how!!! "get another girlfriend" is now playing on my iTUNES! it?s like magic, you think about them, and they show up! *thinks really hard about Lampard* oh no Frankie! this is a complet mess! but first, silver sandals and gold accesories? YOU CAN DO THAT???? Saskia looks pretty, LOVE the maxi dress!! but Frank!! slut #1 and #2 are disgusting, and what?s wrong with the pic of the pool??? one more person and that would be insalubrious!!! noo, noo dear Frank, let me recomend a virgin and lonely mexican beach for your next vacay! wow! the game is about to start, must get ready!! :P

  24. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Kaka and the Backstreet Boys. I just fell over laughing.

  25. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, Frank, that’s so . . . .:( And am I the only one who thinks he’s been through the Wynn buffet line a few too many times? Frank, call time on the skanks and the crab legs and the sun tan oil before you are completely Wayne Newton-ed.

    Meanwhile Saskia may not have Frank at the moment but she has my dog. I understand completely - there is nothing better in the world than a dachshund. And her dress and sandals are adorable. She is SO very pretty and classy. Frank, you could do a hell of a lot worse. (And have. )

    There are pictures of Wes and Leanne’s wedding posted in the United thread. They looked gorgeous and so happy. Congratulations Browns!

    Abi’s boobs: real or fake?

  26. Kleon says:

    I can wait to see Torres’ bubba ^^ but at least i hope he/she waits for daddy returning from South Africa first…

  27. aristeia says:

    V, that video is adorable! (Too bad I can’t understand one word… damn.)

    Olalla HAS to be about to go any second. This is terribly exciting. :D

  28. Erin says:

    The rumor is July 11th for the Alonso nuptials. And I’m dying for the Torres baby to make an appearance!