June 6th, 2008
Lazy Links & Randoms

Why did no one inform us that Steven Gerrard likes to perform karaoke whilst shirtless? Fantastic.
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Re: the super posed shot of whatsherface and an “engagement” ring? We’re not acknowledging it. Not even with a link. But thank you to everyone emailing us about it. Remain calm and purchase some luxury chocolate for these challenging times.
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Abbey Clancy’s bikini is small. It’s also from H&M and costs £18. Good to see she’s not blazing through Crouchie’s cash too quickly.
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Why is there a 50ft tall ferris wheel with Petr Cech on it?
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Definitely the hottest waiter we’ve ever seen. Oh, no wait: it’s Becks.
Okay, this is a first, girls. In all the years that I’ve been watching Steven play and in all the tabloid action that he’s received, and in all the pictures I’ve seen of him dressed and semi-dressed, I’ve never ever EVER thought he was hot. Until now. I gotta mark this on my calendar.
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Yeah.. he still makes me want to hurt him… DAMN I WANT A SUPERSIZED PETR CECH FERRIS WHEEL!
He looks so tanned dam why couldn’t I have been there
I would have paid good money to watch Stevie sing karaoke and especially with his shirt off. Perhaps he’s still celebrating his birthday.
Haha Nereida believes in her own secluded mind that she is getting married. *rolls eyes* Have fun walking down the aisle to an empty altar! H&M is amazing, don’t hate Kickette! I love that place and I buy things from there all the time so hmph! Becks…Gordon Ramsay looks like he could be Beckham’s ugly uncle.
Thanks kickette for not posting anything about Cris and Whatsherface today! It’s been quite dreary, and with me being under the weather as of late, any news about Cris has been quite irritating
who knew we had something in common? i tend to air myself out too after drinking waaay too much at karaoke. cum to mommy stevie g.
Yeah.. he still makes me want to hurt him… DAMN I WANT A SUPERSIZED PETR CECH FERRIS WHEEL!
I would have paid good money to watch Stevie sing karaoke and especially with his shirt off. Perhaps he’s still celebrating his birthday.
It’s not “true”, TammyV, it’s just a matter of opinion. I think Stevie’s adorable in the face. I also think Lampard looks like a gerbil, but others think he’s hot. Everybody’s different.
On Stevie G, wow. I’m suprised it hasn’t ended up on YouTube yet. Oh, YouTubers, where are you when we need you? On whatserface and Cristiano, well.. he’s happy, and she’s probably overjoyed, so.. I have pretty much lost interest. On Abbey Clancy, I’m impressed. She’s wearing clothes the rest of us can afford. Bravo, Abbey Clancy, bravo. The ferris wheel scares me. I mean, I know theres some die-hard Petr Cech fans out there, but WHY? On Beckham, wow. Thats all I have to say – wow.
I am not lazy!
:O :O :O oh steven. you are SCANDALOUS -drools onto keyboard-
thank ye
thanky ye
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-incoherent-
I’ve seen Xabi doing karaoke thanks to youtube, now it is time I see this man do it!!!
I love the fact that whatsherface say she is the new Posh whit spanish sophistication , no your not ,I have seen your nipples
I look at that ferris wheel pic of Petr and the first thing that popped into my mind was what the fuck were Adidas thinking. The second thing? The Vitruvian Man, or a lame interpretation of it by Adidas.
ooh kickette, thank you for this quick fix while I’m under the weather- a little bit of StevieG Can fix anything! I HATE WHATSHERUGLYFACE AND ALEX, so there. wheres the chocolates?
I’d of loved to witness Stevie singing! Would’ve been hilarious =] Abbey is looking amazing, as per! =]
Wow, Stevie actually looks good there.
Stevie G has a hot little bod on him. And the face ain’t too bad either!
You know Whoreida is definitely doing something wrong when even my hubby who barely knows who she is, says to me today that he blames all the broo-haha over Cris’ move to Spain, on her. She’s just hopeless, money-grabbing trash. If that floats Cris’ boat, then all I can say is ‘bye babe, I never did know ya’. I’m so over all this Cris stuff. It pains me because I really like him.
Stevie G…lovely, more please. Whoreidas ring…Glad you havn’t shown it, seen enough of her bits already. Abbey C…yey for H&M, but anything would look good on that body. Petr Ferris Wheel…just plain scary. David Beckham…is that a comedy spinning bowtie? Because the rest of the outfit had me laughing too.
Becks is looking more and more little a Mattel doll. And if I had Abbey’s body I’d certainly wear H&M bikinis, the whole point of being an expensive one is because it’s better at hiding the flaws of common mortals like me.
Oh, wow!! I love to do that too, Stevie!! I am a master at Karaoke and the topless part depend’s on how many vodka’s I’ve had……………..!!!!
People, $tevie looks goood because you can’t see his face..(sorry Stevie lovers but it is true)
stevie’s looking good
the engagment ring, so over it now, shes got a tatoo of his annitials apparently, but he dont know about it yet lol if only the ferris wheel was of frank, or john, or someone fitter, i’d love it… but never mind.
Bahh, you didn’t post the link so obv I had to go search for it myself. I have to say that there is no way that is an engagement ring. Any proper WAG would insist on a giant diamond, not just the pave stones. It’s probably some sort of stupid promise ring… Or she’s a total slag, bought it herself and just wears it for publicity!
Stevie G has a hot little bod on him. And the face ain’t too bad either!
You know Whoreida is definitely doing something wrong when even my hubby who barely knows who she is, says to me today that he blames all the broo-haha over Cris’ move to Spain, on her. She’s just hopeless, money-grabbing trash. If that floats Cris’ boat, then all I can say is ‘bye babe, I never did know ya’. I’m so over all this Cris stuff. It pains me because I really like him.
Stevie G…lovely, more please. Whoreidas ring…Glad you havn’t shown it, seen enough of her bits already. Abbey C…yey for H&M, but anything would look good on that body. Petr Ferris Wheel…just plain scary. David Beckham…is that a comedy spinning bowtie? Because the rest of the outfit had me laughing too.
Becks is looking more and more little a Mattel doll. And if I had Abbey’s body I’d certainly wear H&M bikinis, the whole point of being an expensive one is because it’s better at hiding the flaws of common mortals like me.
Oh, wow!! I love to do that too, Stevie!! I am a master at Karaoke and the topless part depend’s on how many vodka’s I’ve had……………..!!!!
People, $tevie looks goood because you can’t see his face..(sorry Stevie lovers but it is true)
TFO, I had that one terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day when I actually thought a Stevie G pic made hims semi-cute. Clearly, it was the worst day of my life (ok top 5). The thought of him shirtless and singing scares me. I cannot go there. I need to be relieved of this misery. And then C-Ron engaged? Seriously no. I’ll kick your booty if you don’t marry c9 buddy. Abby, God bless her for wearing H&M. Crouchie scares me too. Something about Liverpool. FINALLY – BECKS to save the Friday! Will think about him all night as I down drinks post-rehearsal dinner. Well, him and LAMPS of course!
Aw, Stevie! All tanned and drunk and singing. Love him. Love him lots. Abbey has a smoking hot body.