Friday, July 3, 2009

Lazy Links & Randoms

Category: Beck Talk, Player News, Randoms, Rumour Mill, Wedding Bells & Babies

Michael Owen to Manchester United? That is some serious pocket-sized man news.
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(We liked his appearance on Dragons Den.)
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Xabi Alonso is getting married next weekend. He and long-time gal (and foxy baby mama) Nagore, will tie the knot in Guipuzcoa.
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Manchester City says John Terry is interested. He just doesn’t know how to say it. WTF?
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Raul looking nothing short of edible on the beach. With his wife. Damn it.
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The Beckham’s response to all the chit chat about the Grant Wahl book?

Release some new robot/bony arse/could-you-two-look-any-more-uninterested-in-each-other-sexually photos from the Armani campaign.
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Terrible time of late for Jermain Defoe. His grandmother collapses and dies at his brother’s funeral.
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Not sure what exactly the adventures of Nando Gingerbread are, but we want in.

18 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

1. rockstarpeach02 says:

   August 30, 2009 at 17:51

   right, Michael Owen for United… really? Raul has the ability to give Women a heart attack, haha Poor Jermaine, he had a tough year.
2. aristeia says:

   August 30, 2009 at 13:53

   Pocket Michael… have MU been swept away by your wonderful brochure? Must be.

   I wonder if Xabi will shave for his nuptials…

   JT to City is just the kind of thing I need to hear to make me laugh. B/c seriously… c’mon. No offense to City, but maybe they should spend time pursuing quality players that they can actually get.

   Omg Raul. Omg. *pants* UNF.

   Oh poor Jermain. That is awful!
3. willow says:

   August 30, 2009 at 09:54

   noooooooo Xabiiiiiii
4. FirstTeamCoach says:

   August 30, 2009 at 05:30

   Win/win situation with Owen, cost nothing, minimal wages with hefty bonus if/when he plays/scores,and will be given the time to recover fully from injuries instead of being rushed back.

   Sorry to hear about Defoes, half brother’s grandmother. Although it is not his grandmother it would still have been an awful thing to witness.

   JT’s is interested in City but does not know how to say it - BAWAHAHAHAHA
5. Christina V says:

   July 6, 2009 at 08:43

   Bloody hell, that ICE CREAM KID! Me and my sister saw him on telly and laughed our heads off!
6. DebC says:

   July 3, 2009 at 11:27

   Fernando Gingerbread….sweet dreams.  Like the ad photos, but didnt like the hair.
7. Marissa says:

   July 3, 2009 at 10:51

   Ok, sorry, had a ditzy moment, the PICS!  LOL!
8. Marissa says:

   July 3, 2009 at 10:45

   I didn’t see any response from the Beckhams in that article….did i miss something?
9. strawberrym says:

   March 16, 2010 at 00:56

   Really sorry to hear about Defoe. Owen – wtf?! Never saw that coming. lol at Man City. You gotta love them Xabi – no!
10. BarcaGirl says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    there’s just something so… anticlimactic about owen’s signing. it almost makes me yawn. on the brighter side of things: raul is such an eyecandy. it’s really a crime not sharing him with the female populace. as for xabi finally getting hitched, i can only say that he needs some semi-scolding. seriously, doesn’t he know the natural order of the universe!?! it’s dating, marriage and babies! not backwards!!! anyhow, congrats to the 2 beautiful (and somewhat chronologically messed up) couple. ;p lastly, terry going to man city is just laughable. enough said.
11. The Fourth Official says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    Michael Owen on a free transfer is worth a gamble, even if he just comes off the bench. But I hope he’s not our last signing this summer.

    I don’t want to read nasty things about David Beckham.

    Poor Jermain.

    Terry going to City is a laugh.
12. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    Owen to ManU *shakes head* Oh Dear.

    Hm. The thing that bothers me the most about those new ads is the greasy faux toupee they’ve given David. EW to the nth degree. Really. The rest of the ads are alright. I don’t mind them. They look really nice up close when I wander by a wall of them at the airport… er his abs that it.

    Mmmmm Raul
13. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    Raul – Yum ! Congrats to Xabi and Nagore ! and Poor Jermaine hes had such a bad year !
14. Jo says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    It’s official. He’s signed for United. My mind is still boggled.

    Horrible news about Defoe’s grandmother.
15. carly says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    Not that it’s any of my business but surely Xabi will shave for his wedding, right?

    Oh and Raúl almost killed me earlier on. He should strip more often, preferably play like that. That could make me watch Real. Or maybe not quite.
16. carly says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    Not that it’s any of my business but surely Xabi will shave for his wedding, right?

    Oh and Raúl almost killed me earlier on. He should strip more often, preferably play like that. That could make me watch Real. Or maybe not quite.
17. Avenath says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    Still can’t believe Owen has gone to United….he was the reason i started loving Liverpool…sigh…
18. Erin says:

    March 16, 2010 at 00:56

    Oh, Mo. You’re nuts.

    Congrats to Xabi and Nagore–a gorgeous couple.

    Condolences to Defoe. He’s having a rough year.